Witch of Beef

(18+ HYPER KINK BLOG) HIIII!~ I'm Feferi Peixes, STRONG-EST THING -EV-ER! 38D

[cuttlefishcolossus]

FL-EX!

OH, SORRY, WAS THAT A UNIV-ERS-E DOWN TH-ER-E? I BAR-ELY NOTIC-ED! 38)

[cuttlefishcolossus]

How far beyond omnipotent are you now?

O)(, YOU KNOW...

BADUMP... CRREEEAAAAAAK.... FLEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXTHRRRRRROOOOOBBBBBBB

GRRROOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNBBWWWMMMMBBBPPPP~

I'D SAY A F-EW... DOZ-EN... BILLION... GOOGOL TI-ERS ABOVE IT? )(ARD TO T-ELL ANYMOR-E! 38D

[airheadsgrope]

Really all girls should have 8ulges like this........

[infinitetesimally]

a circumference of hips measured in lightyears, and the gravitational pull they have

[cuttlefishcolossus]

better be 0ff by a scientific notati0n there or that's r0okie numbers

Sollux, I started t)(ree minutes ago, give me a break! I wanted to take it slow today since my s)(oulders were stiff! 38T

[cuttlefishcolossus]

CLANK. CLANK. CLANK. CLANK.

Feferi was active, everyone could see it no matter where they were, monstrous tides of muscle flexing and shifting like the hands of God drifting across the canvas of the universe. EVERYTHING shuddered, causing quakes down to the soul in all who could witness it.

She was warming up again...

"380,001... 380,002... 380,003..."

[cuttlefishcolossus]

just g0 find another, we're n0t usually that different.

Well, yea)(, but it's not t)(e same! You weren't t)(e one w)(o was t)(ere for my rise to power, so t)(ere's a pretty clear disconnect- even if I t)(ink you're still pretty great!

[contaiinedarmageddon2]

hate t0 tell you this ff but with thinking like that y0u're just kind of stuck 0ut there. if you're n0t willing to c0mpromise the standard t0 seek anything new.

the unfortunate catch-22 of all us stranded fr0m our timelines.

[cuttlefishcolossus]

I've talked to tons of people ever since I broke free! It's just t)(at t)(ere's not)(ing like t)(e one I knew besides t)(e one I knew. -Everyone else is great, but for t)(eir own unique reasons! I've seen a trillion Alternias and crus)(ed a quintillion more, but I can tell t)(e little differences apart for all of t)(em!

[cuttlefishcolossus]

just g0 find another, we're n0t usually that different.

Well, yea)(, but it's not t)(e same! You weren't t)(e one w)(o was t)(ere for my rise to power, so t)(ere's a pretty clear disconnect- even if I t)(ink you're still pretty great!

[cuttlefishcolossus]

How'd it go with Eridan and Sollux then? Or were you too busy hitting the gym and focusing on THE GRIND for that

-Eri was supportive, from a pretty considerable distance. I t)(ink )(e was worried I'd crus)( )(im on accident if I got too close? I guess I don't blame )(im, considering )(ow muc)( I destroy wit)(out t)(inking now...

Sollux was a fan! )(e )(elped me wit)( getting new weig)(ts w)(enever )(e was around, w)(ic)( I really appreciated!

A)()()()()(... if only t)(at timeline weren't utterly atomized by my body! It'd be nice to talk to t)(em again, efin if it was from Aradia's gut! 38T

[cuttlefishcolossus]

How'd the other members of your session react to it all as it transpired then? Any notable interactions?

-Everyone was pretty )(appy to )(ave me on t)(eir side for most of t)(e game, t)(oug)( t)(at fell apart a bit once I started tearing up t)(eir lands to use as makes)(ift gym equipment... I don't actually know w)(at )(appened after t)(at- I t)(ink Aradia started freaking out and ate everyone before vanis)(ing, but t)(at )(appens in a LOT of realities, so I mig)(t be misremembering..! 38(

[cuttlefishcolossus]

How did you get so buff!

T)(at's a wonderful question, anon! It all began about two sweeps ago, w)(en in the midst of feeding Gl'bgolyb we ended up )(unting somet)(ing WAY bigger t)(an anyt)(ing we'd ever seen before, and efin I was struggling to get it t)(roug)( t)(e ocean, I remember )(earing t)(e great one's voice telling me t)(at I needed to be way stronger if I were to be -Empress someday- w)(ic)( I took as a goal to meet! Let me tell you, it's no fun )(aving to struggle to lug big lusii )(alfway across the ocean...

So I started working out! Wit)( Gl'b's guidance, I pretty quickly outgrew all my old clot)(es and started getting taller way faster. T)(en we started playing Sgrub, and every level I got only made me bigger and stronger- and only made my workouts all t)(e more effective. Of course, t)(is only got all t)(e more intense w)(en I ascended! Soon I wasn't lifting weig)(ts but traveling from planet to planet in searc)( of somefin to make me STRUGGL-E! Terezi's stone buildings worked for a bit, but soon I graduated to benc)(ing w)(ole complexes from -Eridan's, and t)(en just kept going and going...

I eventually )(ad to settle for lifting massive chunks of t)(e Battlefield to give myself any c)(allenge, and at t)(at point it would be easy to just start curling w)(ole planets...

W)(en your passive existence wipes out so many enemies as to make you always be ascending )(ig)(er and )(ig)(er, you tend to outgrow anyt)(ing you t)(ink will work for you pretty quickly. Like worlds, or incipisp)(eres! 38)

Once I'd crus)(ed t)(e borders of t)(e game and ascended out into t)(e void of reality, getting bigger was as easy as wanting it! ...But lifting a few existences definitely makes it go faster.

And t)(at's )(ow we got )(ere! )(ope t)(is )(elps! 38D

[cuttlefishcolossus]

HUH? WHAT DID Y0U SAY?

SORRY, SOLLUX! I FL-EX-ED TOO )(ARD AND- Uh- it s)(ould clear up in a few minutes..!

[cuttlefishcolossus]

FL-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-EX!

...

O)(, sorry! Just stretc)(ing! If I )(appened to deafen you on accident, please say so..!

[cuttlefishcolossus]

I was talking to some mortals and t)(ey told me to start lifting "outside our reality" for t)(eir safety. Sticking t)(eir reality to a barbell and using it as a weig)(t counts, rig)(t? 38?

[contaiinedarmageddon2]

truly is pec pr0moti0n day

[cuttlefishcolossus]

What can I say? I’m SUP-ER hard to miss! <3

[cuttlefishcolossus]

but are y0u strong en0ugh to lift 0ur spirits?

I can shore try, haha! May the light of my glorious body be an inspiration to everyone else that exists! 38D

[cuttlefishcolossus]

So, what should we know about the catch of the day?

My aboat page will be up soon, but I'm glad you asked! I'm training to be the biggest, bestest troll in history! Bigger than even the great horrorterrors! 38)