Cloud of Awkward

Mark. 29. Chicago. Biggest heart in the world who laughs way to much ENFJ Insta: mark_cordero 🏳️‍🌈

[distinguishedbaloney]

[ki-adi-money]

[64mpg]

what do you mean my childhood affected me

[64mpg]

i have terrible news

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[365filmsbyauroranocte]

Grey Gardens (Ellen Hovde, Albert Maysles, David Maysles & Muffie Meyer, 1975)

[alisonzai]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[mothmansboywife]

The only adhd tips that actually work:

1. Never tell anyone what you're planning to do until you do it (you will get a premature dopamine hit and sense of accomplishment from telling them and lose motivation to actually do it)

2. Never sit down (never sit down)

[sighinastorm]

but I like sitting

[arachnopus]

yeah that's exactly how it fucking gets you

[her-rightful-place]

[daily-spooky]

[lokaror]

*holding you close as you bleed out*

Yeah man... it was a good bit... it was a really good bit... really funny....

[typhlonectes]

[micromontage]

"playing with my toys" and the toys are concepts

[willgrahamscock]

flirting: you look like you were made for my knife

[mousegirlheart]

baby wants smoko

[thememedaddy]

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

why don’t you shut your fucking mouth and look at the wikipedia page for sucking cock???????????

[pwesident]

alright one sec

[pwesident]

hey it says i gotta have my mouth open for this one boss

[lefoo]