Another Mulaney blog

potentialproblem01 has another John Mulaney blog? of course he does

[johnemulaney]

PETUNIA PICS

WE DEMAND PICTURES OF PETUNIA IN HER STROLLER @mulaney and @annamarie YOU COWARDS GIVE US THE PICS

special thanks to @toooomuchtuna for starting this revolution

on Instagram at PetuniaMulaneyInAStroller

on twitter at PetuniaMulaney1 

Theres a petition now  thanks to @thislooksexpensive

use these tags #petuniapics

#doggorgeous

#petuniapetition

[cuziwasoveronthebench]

Alright everyone listen up. We need the whole gang in on this one

[johnemulaney]

[johnemulaney]

Big, if true

[atthedreamersball]

john mulaney is a horrible person. wake up guys. stop reblogging posts about him. stop supporting him. he is a despicable person. seriously. he SAW what they were doing to tyler and he did nothing. tell me, how is he better than a nazi?

[transpeter]

AU where Tony knew Aunt May and Uncle Ben in college so that in Iron Man 2 when Peter goes to the Stark Expo it becomes a “Charles and Ellen Mulaney meet Bill Clinton” scenario in the Parker household.

Peter: My aunt gets the invitation to the Stark Expo in the mail, and she goes, “We gotta go! We gotta go see Tony!” and without looking at her and just turning the page in a newspaper my uncle goes, “Why? It’s not like he’s going to remember you." 

With great power comes great responsibility. Same motherfucker.

So my aunt says, "Fine, I’ll take Peter.”

And I go, “Heck yeah!” and I slide out into the living room in my Iron Man mask and we walk out the door.

[vannajamma]

[half-ace]

concept: one of those “live, laugh, love” wall hangings, except it’s john mulaney’s “Eat ass, suck a dick, sell drugs.”

[cuziwasoveronthebench]

Holt: Detective Peralta, how on earth did you manage to catch that criminal?

Jake: Well thank ya for askin', I used the Bittenbinder method. When I saw the perp approachin', I chewed up a tab of Alka-Seltzer I carry with me at all times. This created a foaming-at-the-mouth appearance that made it look like I had rabies. Now I've thrown him off his rhythm-

[assian-candor-deactivated201809]

NO!

2012 / 2015 / 2018

[dwouatcsi]

my last 3 brain cells during finals

[dfenestrate]

a study in john mulaney + horses; new in town + kid gorgeous

[johnemulaney]

[morsconett]

im definitely beta of the house

[vannajamma]

[drawsshits-inactive]

[allamericansbitch]

Now the newspaper in Chicago, they tracked down the real J.J Bittenbinder and he has some issues with your memories…

[themotherofdinos]

Now he’s throw them off their rhythm

[feyrealms]

I agree john mulaney is probably an immortal akin to beings such as keanu reeves and jeff goldblum but he’s like a new born baby immortal who is looking at the long long expanse of a lifetime he has in front of him and is already tired