dumb but cute bitch status

🌸Chicago 🌸 Abigail // 22 ♡

[localstarboy]

How I talk to my friends vs how I talk to everybody else

[whitepeopletwitter]

[maulgoths]

you know what F*CK gender norms

i’m going to jupiter to get more stupider

[takemetosnurch]

*grabs hand* No, we’re going to jupiter to get more stupider

[maulgoths]

[passumbapper]

[fuselii]

legends 

[pyrochickenpollo]

[dwouatcsi]

*follows ned's declassified school survival guide in college*

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[grasswrym]

Oh I’m sorry couldn’t see ya there. I was just too busy mmmmmblockin out the haters

[realitytvgifs]

[valtsv]

if you passionately defended "ugly" or "scary" animals as a kid you're gay now

[valtsv]

[thisbutgoodomens]

[fuckyeahairplaness]

[glitterpancake]

“Fan fiction is what literature might look like if it were reinvented from scratch after a nuclear apocalypse by a band of brilliant pop-culture junkies trapped in a sealed bunker. They don’t do it for money. That’s not what it’s about. The writers write it and put it up online just for the satisfaction. They’re fans, but they’re not silent, couchbound consumers of media. The culture talks to them, and they talk back to the culture in its own language.”

—

The Boy Who Lived Forever | Time Magazine

This is probably the best, non-judgmental description of fan fiction I’ve ever heard of in main stream media. 

(via concerninghumans)

[dwouatcsi]

can someone share their disney+ password with me please🥺👉👈

[the-mango-ninja]

It’s a national holiday

[magicwaaaze]

MY BIRTHDAY IS??? THE SAME DAY??? AS THE DUCK SONG CAME OUT??????

[dmellieon]

[hubblegleeflower]

This is so good. Makes me feel like I'm really helping.

Which I need, because this kind of sucks.

[mckitterick]

If you're staying home during #Quarantine2020 you're helping make things better than they would be otherwise

[kwikemart]

“hey wanna come over and get drunk or someth-”

me:

[gif87a-com]

[yourladyindank]

Acting like the crows won’t try to cheat the system.

Acting like the crows won’t snatch cigarettes outta people’s mouths.

Acting like murders won’t fight viciously for terf.

[paradisemantis-deactivated20181]

If they cheat the system then they earned it.

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Crows reduce the rates of lung cancer by aggressively nabbing cigarettes, news at 11.

[thetimesinbetween]

fuck it let’s just have public health policy via crows