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went for a walk the other day and there were apples and blackberries growing along the trail and i walked past some teenagers smoking weed in a ditch and overheard one of them point to the fruits and say "bro that shit is bountiful"

girlballs-archive

gives you a badjob. a weirdjob. doing some unusual shit to your penis.

bwaah

due to inflation the answer to life the universe and everything is now 48

ammnontet

somebodytolove31

The problem with playing smash or pass is that there's a lot of characters which I'm not sexually attracted to but I would fuck in a heartbeat out of sheer curiosity and ego, like I don't find Mickey Mouse attractive at all but if he approached me at a bar and went "Hey sexy, want me to show you my mouseketool?" I would say yes because then I get to tell my friends I fucked Mickey Mouse

hobgoblinhero

Smash Or Pass should never be about attraction, that's what Hear Me Out is for. A Smash on Mickey Mouse is understandable, even respectable. A Hear Me Out on Mickey Mouse however, that requires a lab dissection

dirty-bear-rick-sanchez

Do you think that Rick's car/garage knew that it was based on Diane prior to Unmortricken? I never even considered the possibility that it didn't until the other day when I realised how much more sense the salty 'you made me sound like your dead wife' line makes if the ship/garage discovered the truth at the same time that we did.

there's no way I'm leaving this town

theweirdwideweb

New York

unpeeled-human

fucking insane to me that people can be mean to kids. this thing is four to five shoe boxes tall and youre shouting at it ?? ? what is your damage the mf just got here.

cvestick

was just saying this lol

appreciate and value when you notice your self worth isn't dependent on others

#personal #self note

I have an ever-present sadness

why though.