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[blacknavyandwhite]

[cvntineo-blog]

@lanacndrs

[cvntineo-blog]

pcrriie·:

“ not to be d r a m a t i c, but i have a crazy, difficult & frankly almost impossible question to ask. as a lady who has just finished tour & starts album promo in a week, i need a re-binge. ready ? here we go, i need your honest answer. the office OR parks & recreation ? g o ! ”

now i’m going to go with my obvious choice and choose the office and here’s why. one, they have michael and dwight, with the amazing addition of jim. second, that’s all you really need. i love parks & rec but it doesn’t compare to the office.

[miishtis]

˖ * ｡ 📸𝕤𝕟𝕒𝕡𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕥 ⟶ OPEN.

MISHTI.RAHMAN: now i’m not saying i have an addiction to coffee.. but i might have a /small/ addiction to coffee MISHTI.RAHMAN: in my defense i’d like to point out that you can’t just go a full day functioning without ONE cup MISHTI.RAHMAN: so… i really don’t have a problem here. the people who /don’t/ have at least one cup are the ones with a problem

[cvntineo-blog]

NOAHCENT: so what you’re saying is you have a caffeine addiction ? 🤔  NOAHCENT: oK you got me there, i can’t go a day without coffee & i’ll proudly admit that ! NOAHCENT: agreed, just don’t drink too much in one day cause that’s when stuff starts getting crazy 😋

[svbriina]

〘❃﹔incoming snapchat „ 𝕒𝕝𝕝.

SABBYANNELYNN: you know how everyone wants to drag young actors for being dumb & spending all their money ? i’m scared that’s going to happen to me someday ! SABBYANNELYNN: but ya’ll can blame candy crush for my stupid spending habits smh SABBYANNELYNN: it’s not /my/ fault when i have one order left & need to buy moves :/ SABBYANNELYNN: hi …. yes … i need a personal credit card holder ! help :/

[cvntineo-blog]

NOAHCENT: those people are the absolute worst ! it’s not like they’re making the money for you, so it’s not really their business ! NOAHCENT: i can’t blame u for your habits... as long as u don’t judge me for mine ! :/  NOAHCENT: and mine, unfortunately is pokemon go. that’s where all my money goes, besides jamba juice NOAHCENT: if you trust me enough i got you, smalls. 

[cvntineo-blog]

♥  *  ■   ▬     𝘁𝗲𝘅𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗵𝗮𝗹𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗻.

HALSTON: *taps mic*

HALSTON: is this thing on?

HALSTON: i have a public service announcement!

HALSTON: if u apply penis shaped lipstick in public... u will, i repeat WILL get weird looks

HALSTON: but on that note, the matte formula is really nice, i feel dirty for liking it so much but i think i might've found my new favorite shade

NOAH: wait so you're telling me they make penis shaped lipsticks ?

NOAH: i wouldn't know anything about this but i do have to say one thing

NOAH: if you like CERTAIN shaped things next to your mouth then i'll certainly volunteer to help you out 😉😎

[cvntineo-blog]

❝ ɪᴍsɢ ғʀᴏᴍ ᴅ.ᴏ.ʙ » open.

DYLAN: people really ain’t shit huh

DYLAN: i didn’t know it was a crime to have fun with friends :))))

DYLAN: and saying threats on twitter is one thing but saying it to my face just makes me want to get arrested for punching someone out

DYLAN: can you tell i’m moody :)

NOAH: damn man, it seems like you've been through the wringer

NOAH: you should have invited me :)) i would have loved to rearrange their faces :))

NOAH: just fuck em, man. do you.

[cvntineo-blog]

( +1. ) * ⋄  ─  ᵗᵉˣᵗⁱⁿᵍ ᵏᵉⁿⁿʸ 🌼

KENNY: all doGS GO TO HEAVEN IS THE SADDES MOVIE EVER AND I HATE MYSELF FOR WATCHING IT :((

KENNY: wHy do they even maKE movies where animals die :((

KENNY: nO ONE WANTS TO SEE THAT OKAY

NOAH: whY DID YOU HAVE TO BRING UP THAT MOVIE !! :((

NOAH: what's more sad is there's actually two of them :// and there's new characters

NOAH: i don't know, but they have to stOP, the saddest scenes are the ones with animals dying :(

[cvntineo-blog]

texts

Pete: Look i'dunno if it's because i'm really stoned but...

Pete: Kanye's new video with lil pump has me geeking and genuinely scared.😂😂😂

Pete: lookin' like fucking roblox characters.

Noah: yo i watched it a few times already but i still don't get the whole point of that video 😂😂

Noah: at first i thought it was a damn joke

Noah: but it ended up being entertaining

[ljaureguiisms-deactivated201809]

i was looking online and found manips of me and fanfictions. the fans are hella creative. like i read one of the fanfictions, it was so descriptive i blushed. i had to get off the computer. but seriously i love my fans no matter what they write, they’re amazing. have you found any about you before?

[cvntineo-blog]

you find that to be creative ? i find that to be so fuckin’ weird. i mean some people can write and all that and they do it well but i’d rather not read about me making out with someone whom i have no interest in or haven’t even met, and there’s those really special ones where they write about them dating you. but, as long as you like them then cool. this is a judgement free zone.

[cvntineo-blog]

pelvts·:

oh noah, i’m not sure you can handle my idea of illegal so i’ll try to take it easy on you. possibly some late night skinny dipping in a public area, maybe sneak into an amusement park at night ? sneak up to a rooftop and look out at the city at night. something, anything. something we’ll remember for sure.

you doubt but you truly don’t know, nicola. i don’t need you to take it easy on me, i want your worst. skinny dipping ? that’s boring but the amusement park idea sounds intriguing. as long as it’s NOT seaworld considering the last time someone did that it ended up with them dying.

[cvntineo-blog]

mishtisr·:

   ‘ what else do they say ? the people that KNOW you so thoroughly, in & out like i thought i did. you have it written all over your face, i can pick up on body language better than one can provide it. the way your muscles tense, how red your ears get … oh, noah, you can’t fool me. tell me more about my pretty mouth & i. that’s saying i was going through an QUARTER LIFE crisis. ’

‘ only GOOD things, but boy i couldn’t imagine what people say about you. you’re VERY funny and have quite the mouth on your princess, but let me reassure you that i couldn’t care less about who is hitting on you or wants you’re number, like i said i’m perfectly content. a quarter life crisis ? funny, but that’s when you actually had taste instead of following the dollar signs. ’

[sutterminoru]

                am i the only one who is tired of the song in my feelings by drake ? i mean let’s take a look back over the songs he released a few months back. he was singing about how he only loved his bed and his momma, ( he’s sorry. ) but all of a sudden this kiki person pops up and he wants to know if she  loves him ? he’s a walking contradiction, that man  — plus i’m just tired of seeing those damn dancing challenges. 

[cvntineo-blog]

okay FIRST and foremost i’m a bit offended that you think i’d be sick of an amazing song, i mean the guy is a prophet or something. SECONDLY, i do have to agree that the challenges are fucking stupid, mainly because people who think they can dance just popped out of nowhere trying to and it looked tragic. now LASTLY, you might have a point there. maybe keke is slang for his bed ? i don’t know.

[cvntineo-blog]

outgoing - 1 imsg

ryan: do you ever go to that side of youtube

ryan: where you're watching a video about idfk music

ryan: then you end up hours later watching someone make ice cream rolls out of anything food related? and i mean anything.

ryan: this guy just made ice cream rolls from a jr whopper from burger king.... pickles and tomatoes as toppings and all..

noah: all the time, my dude. ALL THE TIME.

noah: those videos are kind of interesting though.... how the fuck can people be that creative?

noah: i get lazy just eating a burger and yet here people are doing the absolute most

[pelvts-blog]

OKAY since summer is slowly but surely coming to an end i proclaim we do something exciting to celebrate the rest of it while we can ! none of that beach shit either, i don’t want basic i want something new and fresh. something we’ll remember and want to do next summer. maybe something legal, something illegal ?? i don’t care, i’m game for anything. 

[cvntineo-blog]

something illegal ? i’m ALWAYS down for something illegal. not sure that i can help you in the idea department, but whatever it is you conjure up please let me know.

[colemcns-deactivated20180914]

   ` whoever’s got their hands on my simulation obviously decided today was going to be a bad one. woke up late, missed a meeting, and postmates took an extra thirty minutes to deliver my bowl of tomato soup— don’t get me wrong. i had a nice conversation with the dude once he got here, he was a huge anne wheeler fan, but cold tomato soup? not my favorite. i hope your day is going better than mine. `

[cvntineo-blog]

‘ well shit, the universe if out to fuck with you today. hopefully you can make up the meeting. as for the cold tomato soup i think the mistake there was ordering the tomato soup in the first place. my day compared to yours is goinf fan-freaking-tastic ! ’

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mishtisr·:

   ‘ this is sincere, showing your jealousy in such colors ! in fact, it took until this exact moment for me to realize that he reminded me of you. CHEAP cologne, desperation & all. as they say, if the shoe fits. ’

‘ you know that say sincerety is my best tribute. oh HONEY, jealous ? you wish i were, and yet i’m standing perfectly content. that pretty mouth of yours can continue talking all the shit you want, but if i can remember you LIKED this at one point. so what’s that really saying about you ? ’

[claudics]

   ‘ the audacity of some people & personal space is quite— tasteless. just because i’m sitting alone in a café with my cafe au lait doesn’t give you a FREE PASS to ask for my number & breathe on my neck while doing so. especially in that adidas jumpsuit & waft of bathroom cologne. too specific ? well, someone has to suffer as i just did. sorry. ’

[cvntineo-blog]

‘ aw damn, i feel SORRY for the dude. he doesn’t know what he’d be getting himself into if he actually SUCCEEDED and got your number, it would have been a huge mistake. anyway, thanks for the story and all that useless stuff i really didn’t want to hear. it means a lot that you’d tell all this to me. ’