tongues & teeth @cwilburtbh - Tumblr Blog

⇢ my name is mike, good friends (sourcemates) call me wilbur, i use he/she pronouns, and i'm 20. i'm the host of a system and one of my sources happens to be c!wilbur. my system account is @aubadesys. i'm here to talk silly and have mutuals to talk to! feel free to send me an ask at any point if we're mutuals, i'll definitely respond.

⇢ all tags for this blog can be found here.

→ fun little interests of mine: myself/my system, my brother, music, anything vintage, literature, Minecraft, FNAF, pirates, zombies, ghosts, urban exploration.

screenshots & other stuff beneath the cut!

( art credit belongs to brainwroms. click the images for the link on pc. )

#prating #intro #Spotify

anonymous-asexual

Yeah… not my favorite thing in the world.

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swagophile

me: [posting in the maid gc] yeah my lady screamed at me and threw bottles at my head cus i talked while she was reading her novellas again. any advice

maid 1: poison her

maid 2: yea poison her

maid 3: i have a connect on some really strong untraceable poisons if you want

me: girls she makes me try all of her food before she eats it how am i gonna poison her

maid 1: put it in her mouth while she sleeps

maid 2: ^this. worked like a charm for my sister

maid 3: yeah dm me i have a bunch of techniques that might work

maid 4: have you tried seducing her? maybe she just needs to have her heart warmed so she may show you the kindness you deserve

maid 2: MARY

maid 1: cmon mary

maid 3: just because YOUR lady has sex with you doesn't mean everyone's lady does

me: no wait she does like to put her fingers in my mouth to check if i swallowed her food. and i'm pretty sure she squeezed my ass once

maid 4: yeah exactly. message me i can tell yoy more

maid 3: whatever. if you need the poison just hit me up

maid 5: girls do you know how to get wine out of satin

maid 1: how recent is the spill

maid 5: a few days old

maid 2: you're fucked

chubs-deuce

something something desperately wanting what you can't have

#;tadc

chergeegee

they’re all i draw lately idk

#;tadc

seiishindraws

bad tenna, tsk tsk

(based on this moment)

octo-l95

he is so tall

if tumblr is ever curious then i am on suicide watch but i’m the one watching for my suicide

ctommytbh

@cwilburtbh fb youre not beyonce

cwilburtbh

what the hell im so confused why did i just get this as a brand new notif when i replied to this nov 8th

cwilburtbh

how the fuck am i supposed to post on tumblr in this economy

ctommytbh

you're really bad at it

cwilburtbh

i’ve been on the toilet for an hour straight im not kidding

how the fuck am i supposed to post on tumblr in this economy

kotsmusorki

Sorry I was gone for so long ":3 here's Tommy, love him sm ❤️💫

*Don't touch. I sheared this stupid sheep myself

#invictus

pigsteprap

not what i meant when i asked for a wilbur tommy reunion

#querencia

shymagnolia

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

shymagnolia

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

flagellant

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

coffee-or-hot-cocoa

i need all the help i can get for finals

finnglas

Hey so

the last time I reblogged this post right before I got a great job, in a permanent work-from-home position, with benefits, retirement, and a salary literally 3x what I was making before, doing something I really like.

So you know.

This might be the real one, y’all.