Calming Tea

indie Uncle Iroh RP blog from A:TLA

[dykepool]

Commissions

My name is Alana. I am broke. I need money. 

For the next couple of months or so, I’m going to be doing writing commissions to help with various college expenses. If you’d like links to previous writing, I’m more than happy to provide links.

There are assorted fandoms I’m willing to write for, mostly Harry Potter, Firefly, A:TLA, Teen Titans and Hetalia, though feel free to suggest another fandom and I’ll tell you if I think I can write for it! 

I’m also willing to do other writings for non-fandom based things or characters if you give me information. 

Pricing will probably be based mostly on word count, though I’m willing to negotiate. No prices have been made just yet. 

My paypal is [email protected] and you can contact me through that email or just messaging me on here. Other contact information is on my tumblr page. 

I can also do photoshop edits of things and make icons if you would like that as well. 

[bendynonbender]

“So, all of you need to meet my new friend.”

[kaatara]

Zuko’s scar appreciation

[iazulon-blog]

My Heir, 

I too wish I could see their faces, the wall of Ba Sing Se must be so intimidating, but remember no structure can stand forever. I also see this as your legacy, and when we look back at it, it shall be the Fall of the Earth Kingdom. I look forward to stories from the front, tell me everything that happens. Tell me how Lu Ten does in battle. No, I am afraid not spies, even worse, people who are only trying to appease me. People who do not give me suggestions, they just nod their heads and smile. I am thinking of cleaning out the old court and bringing in new, more fierce advisers. I can’t say I will be miserable, as your Niece and your Nephew are always trying to show me their new skills. Tell me, as it has been so long since I have seen the Earth Kingdom or the towns, are the stories of their savagery true?  

Your Father, Fire Lord Azulon

[cxlmxng]

Father, As strong as the wall is, I do not fear it. I would stand here for a thousand days if that is what it took. I swear to you, one day this wall will fall and it will be by the hands of myself and my men. And when it does, it shall be claimed in your honor. Lu Ten is very eager to please - as he always is. He was the first to volunteer for the front lines, and he has been leading his own troop of soldiers. I predict he will rise in rank by the end of this battle. Perhaps your men are afraid of invoking your anger? In either case, I do agree that they should be replaced. As much as I love the battlefield, I wish I could be at your right hand once more. How strong have they gotten - Zuko and Azula? I can't wait to see their progress. The Earth Kingdom towns are filthy. They claim to be humble, but they live in dirt. Ba Sing Se is the only place worth conquering. I'm afraid the stories are correct. Your loving son, Iroh.

[firebendingdetective-blog]

(OOC: fUCK NO I MADE UNCLE IROH APOLOGIZE I SUCK)

[cxlmxng]

"Worry not, young one. Apologies are necessary in this life and being the one to cause an apology to be made is something to be proud of. Thank you, shark-shaped-eyebrow-man, you have done well."

[perseverxnce-deactivated2016060]

        “I think this classifies as overkill.” 

[cxlmxng]

"That's what your aunt said twenty years ago."

[cxlmxng]

honorfromflames:

"Y-Yeah, Uncle…can you tell me how to get this lotus pai sho tile out of my ass? I think Bumi shoved it up there with jennamite, though I can’t be sure if it was that or Piandao’s sword hilt? Anyways, Uncle, help?"

"You are experiencing something you must go through alone. I wish I could help you, but it is for the best. This is a rite of passage, nephew, and I wish you good luck."

[perseverxnce-deactivated2016060]

        “DO YOU HAVE TO DO IT NAKED?!”

[cxlmxng]

       "It is the only way."

[cxlmxng]

*has an orgy with the rest of the Order of the White Lotus DILFs*

"You guys need anything? Some tea? Maybe some tsungi horn background tunes?"

[perseverxnce-deactivated2016060]

       ”Fuck. Your. Leaf juice. Old man.”

[cxlmxng]

            "I am sorry, nephew, for what I must do."

[perseverxnce-deactivated2016060]

        “Fuck you and your tea!”

[cxlmxng]

               "I can only give you so many second chances, Zuko.                 This will be number 5028.                 Think wisely."

[cxlmxng]

[ loudly spills tea in front of ]

"ZUKO NO."

[oasislibrary]

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[cxlmxng]

Heard you sent nudes to Gran Gran. You two fuckin' or what?

Put a rumor you heard about my muse in my ask and they'll confirm or deny it.

At this, Iroh had the decency to look sheepish. 

"I don't know where you're hearing these things, but I'm afraid they're wrong. Though Kanna is a beautiful lady."

[cxlmxng]

iazulon:

Iroh My Heir, I am glad to hear that the attack will begin soon. You must know that you are making your nation, and your father proud. No, this victory will not be short, but the best victories are won with patience, not haste. Palace life is still as dull as ever. Courtiers are everywhere, and these days I cannot tell sycophants from allies. If a flu is present in the Capitol, then it has yet to reach the Palace as all is well. I am in good health, and I expect to see myself at least reach the age of 100 much like your Grandfather. Your father, Fire Lord Azulon. 

Father,  The siege has begun. I wish you could see the look of determination on the faces of our soldiers. No one could look at us and think the Fire Nation weak. Thank you, sir. You should know how much I want to bring honor to the Fire Nation. I believe this may very well become my legacy. If palace life is dull, I will do my best to entertain you with stories of the war front. Spies in the palace? They'll reveal themselves eventually. I'm glad to hear that. I couldn't imagine anything but that, Father. I would just hate for your remaining decades to be miserable. Of course, the health care in our Capitol is better than any I've seen in these uncivilized Earth Kingdom towns.  Your loving son, Iroh.

[musebasket-blog]

Put a rumor you heard about my muse in my ask and they'll confirm or deny it.

[arvellian]

Uncle Iroh’s wisdom about dreams. (The Promise)