Hahahahah loser

Aisling unless you know my name irl. 21. She/her. Pan. Proud dumbass. Might actually start tagging things.

[ericacrochets]

Compass Rose by Karin Åshammar/Virklust

Free Crochet Pattern Here

[teaboot]

I don't know why this keeps happening but I keep meeting toxic heterosexual couples who experiment with polyamory and are heavily into funko pops, board games, Disney princesses and Burlesque stripping and the man is always a withdrawn bearded dude and the woman is always a passive aggressive control freak with an Etsy shop that sells lawn gnomes styled after Dr Who characters and they don't really even seem to like each other but they're always exactly the same. this has happened four times

[funny-tik-toks]

[cryptids-and-muses]

This counts as science

[the-eternal-loading-screen]

well there was a conclusion, a list of ingredients, a research question, and the result evidence so yea that most definitely is science

[ruffboi-mags]

and while he didn’t write it down, he did make a record of it! So yes, that is science!

[ad-wills]

don't leave me!

[wowwforever]

if parks and rec was still being made they’d do a bit where ron swanson has to wear a pronouns name tag and it’d just be “???/???” And it’d cut to a talking head of him going

“I’ve been a fool all this time. It’s bad enough the government knows my name, but now they want to know my gender? So I’m not letting them know my preferred pronouns. As far as I’m concerned, no one in this building should refer to me at all.”

[freshcuntgrass]

I think that Parks and Rec should get to film one to three normal episodes every few years as if nothing was different. Tom and April start a cryptocurrency scam together (April realizes it's a scam, Tom does not). Donna briefly dates Pete Davidson

[socialistexan]

I've rarely seen a more validating sentence in my entire life.

[punished-venom-solitair-e]

reblog to disturb jk rowling

[mother-i-crave-rwrb]

i will always take the chance to disturb jk rowling

[samlikesbooks]

disturb jk rowling

[evil-gay-person-inactive]

currently disturbing jk rowling

[plaguedocboi]

We need to go back to using sailing ships full time like immediately. Yes it would take longer to get places but the Aesthetic is unmatched

Like there is nothing sexier hthan this

[theboboshow]

Can’t wait for OP to get scurvy

[plaguedocboi]

Are you under the impression that the ships themselves are what caused scurvy

[plaguedocboi]

Once again. Do you think this is the fault of the ships themselves

[legsloveless]

[max1461]

ten years of fighting and when shit hits the fan tumblr instantly has reddit’s back. the greatest enemies to lovers story ever told.

[max1461]

you understand

[dropthedemiurge]

Oops, my hand slipped–

[doggendoodle]

humanizations of websites have returned. nature is healing, capitalism is the virus

[themythicalcodfish]

THE FANART

[badsciencejokes]

Sorry in advance. Bonus points can you name the others? — view on Instagram https://ift.tt/JZrAvxF

[beefgoat]

Michael Collins. He died just last year His fellow astronauts said he had a great sense of humor. He went on to head the Air and Space Museum at The Smithsonian. He was asked how he felt about going to the moon. He was like “what are ya talking about? I’m not going to the moon. Those two are”. Her also joked about how no one would remember who he was.

[hst3000]

He’s the one who told Armstrong when he was contemplating his first words “if you had any balls at all you’d scream ‘Dear God what the fuck is that’ and then cut the mic”

[animate-mush]

He’s also the Farthest Man - that is, the human being who has been the farthest away from earth

[slugonascrabbletile]

s is for slug

[monstrosity-positive]

i’m enamored by the specificity of this blog. like this is the only post they’ve ever made. this account was solely created for this special little guy. does he know?

[were--ralph]

Oh my GOD he looks so good

[were--ralph]

They gave him that wide ass pussy eating tongue sis im hot

[porkue-deactivated20230306]

The gap in his teeth is perfect for giving sloppy like the dick can slide right between them and when he closes his maw your cock is caught in the tongue vortex with fire breath broiling your shit like shawarma

[were--ralph]

YOU UNDERSTAND!! YOU GET IT!!

[transgender-mp3]

At this point people have to be planting these shirts in secondhand stores. No way someone would get rid of this

[myfairhudzen]

If I knew this existed, I would wear this for my psychology classes.

[johnwickofficial]

It exists and you can buy it HERE!!!😂😅

[victorious]

@shiftythrifting

[gorbling]

Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"

[gorbling]

[gorbling]

STOP REBLOGGING THIS if this gets notes op is going to post the leonardo dicaprio pointing image

[nedsseveredhead]

[catchymemes]

[kleefkruid]

One of my professors had a wrong date of birth on his wikipedia page and when he fixed it a wiki editor changed it back because ‘the subject of an article can’t change the article as they’re not a neutral source’. Which is understandable for the body of the article but incredibly funny of this editor to be pedantic about a university professors birthday

[loafed-beans-deactivated2020082]

[kamenotaku]

crab crab crab hand hand hand frighten

[birdhug]

i like them..

[werewolf-transgenderism]

feeling Bad, I’m gonna go on petfinder and find the most bizarre cat names possible, will report back with any notable ones

[werewolf-transgenderism]

notable entries:

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[pkmndaisuki]

might i add

[toskarin]

dr who is kind of existentially terrifying in the sense of "what if you could get taken basically anywhere in spacetime, but you keep getting taken to britain"