Carson

idk what to put here

[terracottaslong]

[fauxfable]

so my dad went boating and he sent me this video…😂

[teainawineglass]

OHHHHHMYGOD GIVE THIS MORE NOTES

[belovedsheith]

it’s 4 seconds just uNMUTE IT AND LISTEN

[thequeerpoc]

dad: YEEEAH BUUUUUOY *smirk*

[thinking2-deactivated20171229]

[just-shower-thoughts]

I sometimes read read as read, when it’s supposed to be read as read.

[cxnonrebels]

You know you're living it big on tumblr when you just hit 5 followers👌🏼

[mothurs]

friend: you look stressed me: haha yeah it’s the stress

[purrsevere]

smooth

[young-replica]

[kaizo-ningen-deactivated2021100]

[falloutcipher]

made a compilation of some of my favorite vines I haven’t seen yet, rip vine

[cxnonrebels]

RIP in peace vine

[fearofpop]

A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there’s no punchline.

[artistzico]

my sister is going to a party later and shes bringing 3 bottles of vodka but i poured out the vodka and replaced it with water

[aspiringtrapqueen]

That’s the biggest waist I have ever heard of

[artistzico]

r u calling me fat

[tastefullyoffensive]

Instruments Renamed for Accuracy (via WalkingSoliloquy) Previously: Animals Renamed for Accuracy

[tastefullyoffensive]

[yummy-tummy-time]

wtf kind of combination of time, resources, energy, and dedication do your friends have to build an entire mini room in your room as a prank??

[inritum]

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

[ghostdog07]

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.

AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.

THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

[deathklaue]

YOOOOOOO

I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS

LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL

IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS

[doryishness]

holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS. 

[victoriaringsinyourears]

I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT 

[lenshade]

SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP

[themixedbagofwhat]

WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????

[wodkat]

ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE

[acstiel]

THE BOY I FELL I LOVE WITH LEFT TO TRAVEL THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD AND HAS BEEN GONE NOW FOR 3 MONTHS. WE HAVENT SPOKEN SINCE BECAUSE I DIDNT WANT TO MAKE HIM FEEL TRAPPED TO ME AND NOT ENJOY HIS TIME SO I WAITED FOR HIM TO CONTACT ME FIRST. I SAW THIS ON A PARTICULARLY LOW DAY WHEN I WAS MISSING HIM SO MUCH I CRIED FROM THE PAIN, GUYS I REALLY LOVE HIM, SO I THOUGHT MEH WHAT THE FUCK, AND WISHED HE WOULD JUST LET ME KNOW HE WAS OKAY.

GUYS.

HE FUCKING CALLED ME 20 MINUTES LATER

20 FUCKNG. MINUTES. LATER.

GOOD THINGS DO HAPPEN. AND ITS IN THIS POST.

[juststrokemyglabella]

I wish for someone to leave something in my ask.

[adweeb-deactivated20160228]

OKAY SO I ASKED FOR A HEDGEHOG AND NOW GUESS WHO HAS A PET HEDGEHOG

[vermillionkill-deactivated20230]

worth a shot huh

[grascet]

WHY THE HELL NOT

[callmefranta]

Lets give it a shot!

[papertownsmovie]

Night On The Towns is tomorrow! Do you have your tickets yet??

[cxnonrebels]

Yesss

[papertownsmovie]

We’re coming for you, Paper Towners! Are you ready for John Green, Halston Sage, Nat Wolff and Cara Delevingne?

Here are the deets for the Get Lost Get Found tour:

Indianapolis, IN 7/14: Murat Theater at Old National Centre, 2:30PM with special performance by Nat and Alex Wolff!

Columbus, OH 7/15: Palace Theater, 2PM

Dallas, TX 7/16: The Bomb Factory, 4PM with special performance by Saint Motel!

[cxnonrebels]

Info for the tour

[rhettandlink]

Vote for us for the Streamys!

Mythical Beasts! We need your help!

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Go here & here to vote (make sure to do both!)! Let’s bring these home to show the Mythical Beast pride!