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((GUESS WHO’S BACK.... BACK AGAIN....

hey y’all i’m back from the grave and dev is Different and Better than ever ))

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breakingnxws:

Guh. Why is this not surprising to me.

Is it possible you’re more perceptive than you seem? Shocking

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breakingnxws:

Nobody in the history of ever. What did you two do?

Cien bought me dinner, like a gentleman. Dinner for... awhile, actually, assuming I pace myself

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breakingnxws:

This is the least trustworthy thing you’ve ever done. At least according to my hell sword.

Now whomever told you I was trustworthy? They’re obviously far less trustworthy

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cxnsumption replied to your post: I do not feel good about whatever this…

:3c

Don’t :3c me or my sword ever again.

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deadbxlt:

As long as I can leave with my limbs intact next time, I’d love to. 

How many do you have left anyhow? Two? 

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deadbxlt:

Oh, believe me, I’m more than pleased with the results of my work. I just hope you’re having a good time.

So long as everyone is happy, I’m happy. 

I’d be more than willing to work with you again in future, so you know

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deadbxlt:

My pleasure! Really, I think it was an even trade.

I must say, I feel like I got the bigger end of the wishbone here

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@deadbxlt liked your post:There’s nothing quite like a filling meal, is...

And yes, thank you >:3c

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There’s nothing quite like a filling meal, is there?

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spent a lot of my morning chatting with @justmaghookit about strangercat for @tani-pelt‘s warrior cats au and that stirred something deep inside me (my love of warrior cats) 

so, tada. devcat

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Oooo!!! I love him!!!

He looks like a tideclan cat!!

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i’m glad you like him!!! 

i know very little about the au outside of what i’ve talked to mags abt but i frickin love warriors sm,,,,

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delicacy

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VILLAINOUS ATTRIBUTES

(bold for main, italics for minor)

aggressive | callous | cannibal | careless | compulsive | cowardly | domineering | envious |greedy | hypocritical | impatient | impolite | kidnapper | lazy | liar | lustful | materialistic |murderer | obsessive | over-critical | over-emotional | patronizing | sarcastic | self-indulgent | serial killer | torturer | touchy | traitorous | unclean | unpredictable | untidy | vain | vengeful

tagged by:  @diktown tagging: go for it

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@diktown replied to your post: (( some choice responses to father’s day from my...

YUMI INGKNDFB I LoVE HER

(( yumi voice: can confirm, my dad is a dilf

yumi: not like for me personally, just everyone else ))

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i guess you really are what you eat 🐟

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(( some choice responses to father’s day from my muses

dev: yeah i had kids i’m a dad right 

goji: father’s day is a bullshit holiday 

yumi: yeah its a bummer some people have bad dads... maybe thinking abt how hot my dad is will make you feel better!! ))

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diktown:

You sound as fucking shitty as my bio dad.

You are illegitimate and excluded from this holiday. Permanently. I banish thee, satan.

That doesn’t make sense but okay. If It weren’t for me they would’ve all been overrun by violent invaders, isn’t it better to be run by violent locals?