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An indie, private & selective very nice, very evil Danhausen from wrestling/the WWE. Multiship/ Multiverse. Cursed by Bamhausen. Carrd.
KAYFABE ONLY.
Like this for a starter! Unsure of length, but it may be on the shorter side!
DANHAUSEN WWE RAW, March 9th, 2026
HELLO HUMANS!!
It is I, Bamhausen. I'm alive! I've been trying to get Danhausen back into my brain, as I've been so focused on a newer-ish wrestling oc & DX, of all things?? My brain is weird guys, what can I say.
I DO want to be back here, so I'm gonna possibly lurk, reblog some bits, and hope that gives me the good shove I need to write full time here.
Thanks for the patience!! Miss you guys <3
Danhausen's showboating ceased immediately when Mox corrected his expectations, a tad disappointed with the reality of the arrangement. Having said that, though, he immediately considered how BIG of a favour it was. Overwhelming force. Yeah, Danhausen liked the sound of that. He liked the sound of that a lot.
The deal was ultimately sweetened when he was granted a jacket. The Demon lit up like a kid in a candy store. Honestly, it looked as though the jacket was worth more to him than the money ( not at all true, because human money was always #1 ) .
When Mox leaned in, Danhausen did, too. He got close enough to feel the other's breath fanning across the expanse of his face-paint, and no doubt Mox could feel the unnatural heat radiating from the smaller, much weirder man.
His ears pricked when Mox spoke. There was something that flickered within his gaze, and for a split second, he forgot all about appearing human. It was GREED he had learned in hell, had been created with. The type of stuff the Bible spoke about — though Danhausen would argue that his greed was worse.
"Two-hundred-and-fifty?" Danhausen blinked. "Two-hundred-and-fifty HUMAN DOLLARS?" To uncurse Jon Moxley and curse someone new?
JACKPOT!
"Who do you want Danhausen to curse? For that price, he'd curse anybody!" Well, almost anybody. But that was a bridge they'd cross if they got to it.
The way that Danhausen's gaze honed onto the wallet was COMEDIC. He stepped closer, wide eyes following every bill with his whole head like he was waiting for candy from a candy store. The anticipation was killing him, but not more than the fact that Jon was counting slowly.
The greed of humans never failed to impress the demon. He had always known of their quality - after all, that's what his him and and kin ensured. But to pay out a not-small amount of money for a leg up was DIABOLICAL. Never ceased to make him smile, especially considering the benefits he reaped.
"Oooo, okay! Jackethausen after." He nodded enthusiastically as he practically snatched the money and recounted it. He then, abruptly, slapped Jon on the back and announced, with money raised, "You're uncursed!"
He pulled away to recount the money again, and was in his own little world of money-soaked joy before the other revealed the victim. His ears pricked, body froze. That was... interesting. Don Callis was a powerful man with lots of friends. And in spite of Danhausen's careless attitude, he had concerns.
"Didn't he get Maxwell Jacob Friedman on his team or something?" Danhausen rolled the ' r ' on Friedman. He folded the cash and stuck it into his tunic. "Danhausen can curse Don Callis, but what about if Don Callis comes after Danhausen? He's got at least," A pause as he looked up, mumbling numbers that were way, way off. "Five people!"
Pre-demon Danhausen, AKA Donovan, would beat Danhausen up with no hesitation because he'd find him so fucking annoying and insulting to wrestling btw.
FRIDAY NIGHT SMACKDOWN | 06.12.26
IT IS I.
Hello!! I'm alive!! Been super busy with work, stressed because of work + life, and in general just.... blegh. BUT. I am going to be back! I'm hoping to get some replies started today!! Love y'all!!
Sometimes you get forced to listen to two demons discuss the comedic implications of resurrecting a human corpse...
Art by the amazing @arizona-mint-teaaa !!
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@cxrsedhxusen said "Hey, Cola-Man Punk... do you think Danhausen could get some championship time, too?" "You've convinced me to give you money, so I don't think there's anything you can't do." Was the answer that came out of Phil's mouth so spontaneously, he didn't even have to think for a second about it. At that point it was almost a routine to sign those big pictures of his while Danhausen was sitting right next to him. Phil did consider him a friend though, despite the fact that he looked annoyed whenever he was around. "I don't know for sure which championship we're talking about but I suppose it's the World Heavyweight Championship? In that case, go just talk to Roman and instead of asking him for money, ask him for his championship. Oh and tell him you acknowledge him, otherwise he's gonna be in a bad mood for the rest of the day."
Danhausen didn't say anything to Phil's annoyed defeat, simply grinning. Honestly, he could put the other in his place if need be ( you stole my finisher! ) . But that could come later, because for now he was all too happy to chat with his friend and, perhaps, bag himself a belt and complete his lists of demandhausens.
"Danhausen acknowledges Roman — how else would he have watched your match at Wrestlemania?" Innocently, and entirely missing the point Phil was trying to make, Danhausen stared in a moment of brief silence. As if trying to make Phil feel like an idiot. Then, misconstrueding the situation further, he added: "So... you don't want the championship back?"
"I demand an explanation!"
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You strike such a perfect note with your portrayal. You've got Danhausen's humor on lock, but you're SO dedicated to portraying the whole man/demon/creature that he is. As such your prose sings, your jokes land, but the core of what you write is serious and enjoyable. It would be easy to write Danhausen off as strictly a "comedy" muse but it was obvious from day 1 when you followed me that was NOT the plan- and you're fucking slaying at writing him. I'm very impressed, and I hope you know how much I love working on the thread we have going right now!
You should be proud- your hard work and passion is clear.
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A-Z Smut Hsadcanon Prompts! - ACCEPTING
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@powertobite said: smut canon - d-e-m-o-n
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D - Dominance: Are they into those types of power dynamics? Or do they like to stick to whose topping and bottoming? If they are into it why? If they aren't why not?
Danhausen is very much into power dynamics, and prefers the dominant position. He has been around for many, many years and has done it all as a bringer of sin. Especially prior to possessing Donovan.
The filthier the better — he's a demon after all, so the more indulgent the more he gets into it.
HOWEVER. Worth noting is that how he is depends on who he's with and the situation at hand. He can be goofy, gentle, aggressive, or a mix of things. He is very much not a one trick kind of guy.
E - Erotica: Do they read or watch it? Does it get them in the mood? Do they create it themselves?
He prefers to watch it as opposed to reading it, but he doesn't indulge in either of those as much as you'd expect. He's very busy trying to get famous and make human monies, and anything sexual, on his own, tends to happen as and when he feels like it.
He's not one to go out of his way to create it, especially considering how conscious he is of it getting out and ruining him. He wouldn't necessarily say no, though.
M - Masturbation: Is it a part of sex for your muse? Or is it something completely different? Do they enjoy watching their partner or being watched?
Danhausen doesn't necessarily consider masturbation a part of sex. He knows it can be, especially if he's making his partner do it for him, but it's not something he thinks about during.
He very much enjoys watching, but isn't as fussed about being watched. It usually becomes mutual because if he's watching, you're damn right that he's stroking himself at the same time.
O - Open: Do they enjoy having things in their mouth? If so what are their favorite oral fixations? (fingers, toys, giving oral, etc.)
He's not a big fan of things in his mouth, but with one exception: he's very enthusiastic when giving oral, and will happily give until he's being begged to stop, or it gets too much for his partner.
N - Nope: Do they enjoy orgasm denial or do they want to see how many times they can make their partner cum? Somewhere in-between?
Danhausen loves control, so absolutely to both!
It depends who he's with, the situation, his own mood, etc. etc. Denying or forcing an orgasm gives him the same sense of control, because it's all up to him. Definitely the demon/Donovan side coming out, which is what you tend to get when indulging in lust with him.