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@cxrsedhxusen
An indie, private & selective very nice, very evil Danhausen from wrestling/the WWE. Multiship/ Multiverse. Cursed by Bamhausen. Carrd.
KAYFABE ONLY.
Sometimes you get forced to listen to two demons discuss the comedic implications of resurrecting a human corpse...
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@cxrsedhxusen said "Hey, Cola-Man Punk... do you think Danhausen could get some championship time, too?" "You've convinced me to give you money, so I don't think there's anything you can't do." Was the answer that came out of Phil's mouth so spontaneously, he didn't even have to think for a second about it. At that point it was almost a routine to sign those big pictures of his while Danhausen was sitting right next to him. Phil did consider him a friend though, despite the fact that he looked annoyed whenever he was around. "I don't know for sure which championship we're talking about but I suppose it's the World Heavyweight Championship? In that case, go just talk to Roman and instead of asking him for money, ask him for his championship. Oh and tell him you acknowledge him, otherwise he's gonna be in a bad mood for the rest of the day."
Danhausen didn't say anything to Phil's annoyed defeat, simply grinning. Honestly, he could put the other in his place if need be ( you stole my finisher! ) . But that could come later, because for now he was all too happy to chat with his friend and, perhaps, bag himself a belt and complete his lists of demandhausens.
"Danhausen acknowledges Roman — how else would he have watched your match at Wrestlemania?" Innocently, and entirely missing the point Phil was trying to make, Danhausen stared in a moment of brief silence. As if trying to make Phil feel like an idiot. Then, misconstrueding the situation further, he added: "So... you don't want the championship back?"
"I demand an explanation!"
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You strike such a perfect note with your portrayal. You've got Danhausen's humor on lock, but you're SO dedicated to portraying the whole man/demon/creature that he is. As such your prose sings, your jokes land, but the core of what you write is serious and enjoyable. It would be easy to write Danhausen off as strictly a "comedy" muse but it was obvious from day 1 when you followed me that was NOT the plan- and you're fucking slaying at writing him. I'm very impressed, and I hope you know how much I love working on the thread we have going right now!
You should be proud- your hard work and passion is clear.
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A-Z Smut Hsadcanon Prompts! - ACCEPTING
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@powertobite said: smut canon - d-e-m-o-n
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D - Dominance: Are they into those types of power dynamics? Or do they like to stick to whose topping and bottoming? If they are into it why? If they aren't why not?
Danhausen is very much into power dynamics, and prefers the dominant position. He has been around for many, many years and has done it all as a bringer of sin. Especially prior to possessing Donovan.
The filthier the better — he's a demon after all, so the more indulgent the more he gets into it.
HOWEVER. Worth noting is that how he is depends on who he's with and the situation at hand. He can be goofy, gentle, aggressive, or a mix of things. He is very much not a one trick kind of guy.
E - Erotica: Do they read or watch it? Does it get them in the mood? Do they create it themselves?
He prefers to watch it as opposed to reading it, but he doesn't indulge in either of those as much as you'd expect. He's very busy trying to get famous and make human monies, and anything sexual, on his own, tends to happen as and when he feels like it.
He's not one to go out of his way to create it, especially considering how conscious he is of it getting out and ruining him. He wouldn't necessarily say no, though.
M - Masturbation: Is it a part of sex for your muse? Or is it something completely different? Do they enjoy watching their partner or being watched?
Danhausen doesn't necessarily consider masturbation a part of sex. He knows it can be, especially if he's making his partner do it for him, but it's not something he thinks about during.
He very much enjoys watching, but isn't as fussed about being watched. It usually becomes mutual because if he's watching, you're damn right that he's stroking himself at the same time.
O - Open: Do they enjoy having things in their mouth? If so what are their favorite oral fixations? (fingers, toys, giving oral, etc.)
He's not a big fan of things in his mouth, but with one exception: he's very enthusiastic when giving oral, and will happily give until he's being begged to stop, or it gets too much for his partner.
N - Nope: Do they enjoy orgasm denial or do they want to see how many times they can make their partner cum? Somewhere in-between?
Danhausen loves control, so absolutely to both!
It depends who he's with, the situation, his own mood, etc. etc. Denying or forcing an orgasm gives him the same sense of control, because it's all up to him. Definitely the demon/Donovan side coming out, which is what you tend to get when indulging in lust with him.
@mamisms - Cont.
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Danhausen told her the plan with a hushed tone and quick glances over each shoulder to see if anyone was listening. Of course, nobody really cared. But Rhea was loud. She spoke as if the topic wasn't TOP SECRET, as if she had every right to reveal his grand plan.
The action came automatically. It was something close to PANIC that had his hand clamping tightly around her mouth, and frustration that had her back hitting into the wall. He stood close. Too close. Close enough that she could feel the unnatural heat radiating from his body, note the almost blended streaks in his face paint.
The silence that followed his scolding was deafening. His chest heaved with sincerity and the obvious anxiety the topic caused ( when spoken about liberally ) . He gazed into her eyes with the same usual, wild look he seemed to always have — until something struck him deep and he faltered.
It was the first time he had truly touched her. It wasn't a tag-in or slinging an arm around her shoulders in celebration. This was something that was, although not explicit, INTIMATE. An initial warning was shifting into something more--
Rhea peeled his hand back and he exhaled air that he didn't know he was holding. She spoke and her breath was searing against the skin of his palm, goosebumps wruptinf down his arm. He swallowed thickly, painted brows twitching just enough for his eyes to soften into something less manic.
"But there will be a clone." Danhausen said, adamant on that fact in spite of their current situation. "You will see. There will be two of him, yes, yes."
His voice was hushed, so much so that he couldn't hear himself over the sudden beating of his own heart. When Rhea spoke again, he was made uncomfortably aware of her. Of what shampoo she used. Of how warm she was, and how perfectly he crowded over her. The hand braced on the wall beside her head twitched, fingers briefly curling before spreading back out.
Danhausen made no attempts to move, and neither did she. It was a stalemate to a game neither knew was active prior to this moment. Lingering stares and late night thoughts didn't exactly translate into being close enough to see the whites of each other's eyes.
"I am." He said finally, decidedly. His gaze never left hers, expression falling into something hard to read as his mind began to wander.
You could do it, you know. It'd be easy. She's right there. She hasn't moved. We should do it.
That nagging voice was Danhausen to the core. A DEMON was a DEMON regardless of if he played the jester or not. He was older than anyone knew, had indulged in each and every sin known to mankind and then some. He knew what to do, how to do it, maybe even grant himself the pleasure of breaking her will in the process, too. It'd be easy, like breaking a toothpick.
He had done it before. He could do it now.
But... no. Perhaps it was whatever remained of Donovan that made him freeze. Or maybe it was Danhausen's many, many years of experiencing life as a human. Maybe even his genuine respect for Rhea. But all he did was hesitantly move the hand at her mouth to instead perch on the wall beside her head, boxing her in entirely.
He glanced down to her lips, temptation burning in his veins and forcing a heavier breath from his lungs. Subconsciously, spurred on by his own nature, he stepped closer until his chest pressed softly into hers.
"Is this a problem? Danhausen being this close?" It was the quietest and most serious he had spoken to Rhea - to anyone. The shrill, quirky tone in his voice was overwhelmed by something... intense. "Do you.... want him to move?"
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Pacing back and forth near a monitor, Seth questioned everything that had gone wrong in his life as of late —- all in which centered around one man, and one man alone. Bron. It seemed he had made it his life’s mission to make the Iowan’s life a living hell, and so far he was succeeding with his goal. “You!” Seth glanced up just in time to see the other man walking near him. He must have looked like a madman as he approached Dan/hausen with a knowing look, well an assuming look because this was all just a theory of his. “Bron, paid you to put a curse on me, didn’t he?”
Danhausen was busy, busy, busy. Cloning was hard work, especially when he had a CADAVER waiting for him. Nobody got the mad scientist stuff anymore and would no doubt freak out if they found the body stashed in his ' evil lair ' .
So off he was minding his own business in search of some snacks to keep himself busy... up until an angry voice called out. He stilled immediately, looking over a hunched shoulder just in time to see Seth storming over with seething rage.
"What's this about a curse?" Danhausen asked sharply, painted brows furrowed at the apparent news that someone was cursed — and NOT by him. "Nobody told Danhausen this! Who's been making money off my name, huh?!" A pause, but not long enough for Seth to speak as he added: "Who am I meant to have cursed?"
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@mamisms
THERE'S SOMETHING OUT THERE.
The Curse Of Danhausen.
Danhausen treats evilhausen/curse of Danhausen as a separate entity because, to him, it is. It's like an alter ego — except it's Danhausen at his very core. It's closer to Donovan than it is the jester. It truly is a demonic presence conjoined with who he was pre-possession. In this TedTalk I will—
( * BARE BONES.
a selection of headcanon questions inspired by key bones in the human body.
skull. what memories/thoughts do they guard the most from others ?
cheekbone. what makes them smile ?
mandible / jawbone. what are they incapable of saying out loud ?
teeth. what lasting mark do they leave on others ?
hyoid / neck. who taught them to speak up, or stay silent ?
clavicle / collarbone. who/what do they lean on when they're vulnerable ?
scapula / shoulderblade. what burden do they carry on their back ?
sternum. what makes their heart pound hardest ?
ribcage. who/what are they trying to protect ?
humerus. do they use humour as a shield or a weapon ? what from/to ?
radius. who/what do they reach for first in a crisis ?
ulna. who stands by them no matter what ?
carpals. what small habits do they have ?
metacarpals. do they ask for help or clench their fists and bear it ?
phalanges. what is their relationship with touch ?
spine. when do they lose their backbone, what scares them ?
pelvis. what future or legacy are they afraid/excited to be responsible for ?
sacrum. what sacrifices have they made ?
coccyx / tailbone. what outdated beliefs do they still carry, if any ?
femur. what drives them forward ?
patella / kneecap. how compliant/obedient are they, who will they kneel for ?
tibia. who/what keeps them moving forward ?
fibula. do they ever feel overlooked ?
tarsals. what past mistakes stick with them with every step they take ?
metatarsals. if they could disappear for a day, where would they run ?