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@cxtykxd
☕️; except change it to bagels or pizza ?
why choose
Send me a food emoji for my muse to answer questions!
☕️: Do you prefer coffee or tea? Why?
🍵: Do you stick with your family’s values and beliefs? Why or why not?
🍶: Can you hold you liquor? How much can you take before you act drunk? How much before you pass out?
🍺: What are some traditions that you have? What do they mean to you?
🍸: Do you like your body? Do you wish to have a different skin tone, hair color, eye color, etc.? How come?
🍹: Dream vacation? What makes it so appealing to you?
🍷: Have you made any modifications to your body, such as plastic surgery, piercings, tattoos, etc.?
🍕: Are you a sports fanatic? If so, what kind?
🍔: Would you rather eat out or cook for yourself? If you were forced to eat out, what types of places would you go to?
🍟: Do you train, whether it be just working out or learning to control any abilities you have? Do you enjoy it? Is there something you do or enjoy doing afterwards?
🍗: Are your sleeping and eating patterns well-established or irregular? Do you wish to change that?
🍖: How much time do you spend with family and friends? Do you feel as if it is enough?
🍝: Is there a random thing that just reminds you of home or a pleasant memory? Do you understand why or do you see absolutely no correlation between it and the memory?
🍛: Do you open up to strangers easily? How long does it take to earn your trust? What does it take?
🍤: Do you believe that broken relationships can be mended? What is something that, to you, immediately breaks a relationship?
🍱: What is your thought on keeping pets? If you had to have one pet, which would you have?
🍣: Do you live a simple or fancy lifestyle? What is the underlying reason? Do you wish to change that?
🍥: Do you pay more attention to intricate details or the bigger picture? Or do you believe that you keep a balance of the two?
🍙: Do you practice a religion? If so, which one? For what reason do you practice it?
🍘: What does honor mean to you? Do you have honor? To what extent do you have it?
🍚: Is there such thing as “too plain” to you? What is the embodiment of those words?
🍜: Do you like heat or cold more? What is something you find unappealing about the other one?
🍲: Are you patient? How far does your patience go? What is one thing that will tick you off no matter what?
🍢: Are you open to trying new things? Why or why not?
🍡: Have you ever met a person who changed you significantly? How did they change you? Did they open your eyes? Make you a better person?
🍳: Do you accept hospitality and help from others? Are you someone who will provide assistance? To whom?
🍞: How do you view your current life? Do you find it to be a fortunate or unfortunate situation? Is it plain, or does it have flavor?
🍩: Do you approve of your hometown’s law enforcement? How about your current home’s system? What makes you feel the way you do about it?
🍮: Traditional or Modern? What do you dislike about the other lifestyle?
🍦: How often do you treat yourself? What do you treat yourself to? A spa day, alcohol, etc.?
🍨: Do you stress eat? What (other) activities do you take part in to relieve stress?
🍧: Do you want children? If so, how many? Do you believe that to be complete, a woman must bear offspring?
🎂: Do you celebrate birthdays? Do you enjoy birthdays? How do you usually feel on your birthday?
🍰: Are some holidays overly mainstream? Which ones feel pointless and over-exaggerated?
🍪: Are there simple things that make you happy? What are some of them? Do they make you feel that way because of a connection to something? If so, what is that connection?
🍫: Do you have any guilty pleasures? Does the guilt in them come right away or slowly build up? Despite those feelings, are they worth it?
🍬: Do you have a sweet tooth? How often do you indulge in sweets?
🍭: Did you enjoy your childhood? Why or why not? What memory most influenced your current reflection?
🍯: Have you ever made a promise to someone or yourself that you couldn’t keep? How do you feel about it?
🍎: What, in your opinion, is your best quality? What do others say is your best quality? Do you agree with them?
🍏: What, in your opinion, is your worst quality? What do others say is your worst quality? Do you agree with them?
🍊: What do you look for in a leader? Can you describe an ideal leader?
🍋: What are qualities in a leader that you feel are not acceptable in the very least? Why do you believe this?
🍒: What is your sexual orientation? What is your romantic preference? If you have any, what are your turn ons? What about turn offs?
🍇: Are you a virgin? If so, do want to stay that way? If not, how did you lose your virginity?
🍉: Could you stay with the same person all your life? Do you feel comfortable with a commitment like that? Why or why not?
🍓: Do you give second chances? Are you comfortable with cutting all ties and bonds with people?
🍑: Is there a meaning behind your name? Do you like your name? Have you ever changed it?
🍈: What do you identify as in terms of gender? Are you male, female, genderfluid, genderqueer, agender, or non-binary? Do you identify with the gender you were assigned at birth? If not, what was the point when you found out that you weren’t cisgender?
🍌: Do you like playing pranks? Do you find them amusing? If someone were to play one on you, how would you feel?
🍐: Do you carry a lot of responsibility on your shoulders? Does it bother you?
🍍: Which do you find more appealing, beaches or mountains? What are your reasons behind your opinion?
🍠: Does everyone have the potential to be a great person? Why or why not? Is there prejudice in your society against a group of people for a reason they cannot control?
🍆: Does someone’s past define them? Can their mistakes be washed away completely, or will there always be significant damage? Does someone who’s committed a crime deserve a second chance?
🍅: What is something you absolutely hate? What caused you to hate it so much?
🌽: Do you love yourself fully as a person? Why or why not?
wietkoning:
[ text ] what -tini DOESNT??? [ text ] yeah but only if you’re nice
[ text ] define nice
wietkoning:
[ text ] yeah it’s a bitchtini
[ text ] 1) does it have alcohol 2) will u let me drink it
@coruscato said:
but seriously, what’s up with the extra-tiny servings of coffee? That is not enough to get me through a day.
“So the one time I decide to be nice and make you coffee you shit on me for the serving size when you were the one who bought your hipster fucking coffeemaker in the first place. Noted.”
@cxtykxd [ text ] decided to become a bartender. come try my concoctions
[ text ] there better be one named after me
hey uhhh like this 4 a starter
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starters from hetalia fanfiction i wrote when i was 13
PREPARE FOR THE TASTE OF DEFEAT!
We all know I’d be the one to beat your ass in a contest. 'Specially if it was with pizza.
I have needed to punch/kick him in the crotch multiple times.
but seriously, what’s up with the extra-tiny servings of coffee? That is not enough to get me through a day.
*blushes* SHUT THE HELL UP ABOUT CANADA
what the hell’s up with all the disturbing fanfiction about my dad?
PANDAPANDAPANDATHATISALLGOODBYE
NEVER use my piano to play The Who, with or without permission. Serious consequences await.
But whenever you do I chuck French fries at you ‘till you shut up
I have a church with an animatronic Jesus right next to an awesome amusement park.
That whole brother/sister innuendo you’ve got going there is hella creepy. REALLY. FREAKING. CREEPY.
So. Much. CHOCOLATE. TOO MUCH BUT I NEED MOOOOOORE
There was this really weird kid dressed up all like a mini-priest who kinda looked like [name] hanging around. Will look into connection.
WHY DO YOU THINK YOU ARE AWESOME YOU ARE NOT AT ALL YOU ARE REALLY NARCISSICTIC AND ARE CLEARLY HIDING SERIOUS SELF ESTEEM ISSUES POSSIBLY STEMMING FROM CHILDHOOD MENTAL TORMENT YOU SHOULD REALLY GO SEE A PSYCHIATRIST ABOUT THIS NEXT.
WHY ARE YOU FULL OF TREES NOT ICE THIS IS A MINDFUCK OF EPIC PROPORTIONS
you're the only one I let touch my hair for reasons I refuse to explain
Immortal or not, the hangover I'm currently battling is not a force to be reckoned with.
It was [name]. And he was next to her. And they were in a bed. And, judging by the lack of Broadway posters pasted in multiple layers on the walls, it was not her bed. At least she was wearing PJs. But still.
WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED? FUCKING ANSWER ME, ASSHOLE, OR GOD HELP ME, I'LL FUCKING STEAL ALL YOUR STUPID GUMMY CIGARS!
[Name] bucked the tree, and the apples obeyed Newton's Law of Gravitation and fell off the tree.
You didn't kiss me, not exactly. You tried to, then barfed.
I'll bet [name] fucked up her magic again!
Wher're your BOOBS?!?
The hair and hat were the same, but instead of the usual outfit, he wore blue jeans and combat boots. His t-shirt was completely incomprehensible as always. This time, it was a light blue background with a rectangle of even lighter blue in the middle. On the rectangle was a hyperrealistic painting of a bright green hotdog wrapped in aluminum foil. Under the rectangle, in black 30-point Comic Sans MS with perfect kerning, was the word MANCHESTER!.
i have two modes: OHEMGEE fashion and OHEMGEE saving the environment! Drugs!
Well, it's always entertaining, and fuck being underage!
I love printing out r18 doujinshi I find on the glorious internets
I am a dry humored man who likes to wear sunglasses at night.
I'm such a jazz fangirl that I tried to resurrect Louis Armstrong.
why should i resolve things peacefully when i can fucking punch you in the face
@landforces
wietkoning:
[ text ] english is fucked
[ text ]IM YOUNG FOR EUROPE
[ text ] ALSO CONSERVATIVE??? who do u think i am??
[ text ] ok fine but............................old fashioned yes
[ text ] u still spell shit with like a million js all over the place
[ text ] how do u pronounce jksjkjjkjkjijkjijkjijkjijk?
[ text ] its silent SYKE
wietkoning:
[ text ] that’s like half my age dude
[ text ] yeah but??? that’s not a WORD you;re a LIAR
[ text ]
[ text ] eat shit old man
wietkoning:
[ text ] no wtf!!!! no 18+ fuck this come back when ur legal
[ text ]wtf is fogey
[ text ] fuck off im like 400 its fine
[ text ] were u never an english??? it means im older than balls
wietkoning:
[ text ] i dan say i have man meat, honestly
[ text ] yeah id like to see that
[ text ] you fukin wish
[ text ] sadly its still child porn even if im a fogey already
coruscato:
“I’m not Sean nor am I Albany, cut the crap.”
“Trust me, I’d be sassing either of them much more than I’m sassing you right now.”
@coruscato said
[ Mark ] "Have you considered the word of God?"
“Obviously there isn’t one, if She’s going to stick me with you.”
wietkoning:
[ text ] if thats fucked up in a fucked up way i dont wanna know wtf??? cant u get off like a normal babe???
[ text ] no its physically impossible i have 2 consume man meat
[ text ] or woman meat im down 4 w/e