Cy-Wren

I HAVE DISCOVERED TUMBLR.

[cy-wren]

I HAD INTENDED TO JOIN THE "LETSPLAY" CRAZE ON THE TUBE OF YOU. UNFORTUNATELY MY FINANCIALS DICTATE OTHERWISE. INSTEAD, I SHALL BE WORKING ON OTHER PROJECTS.

[cy-wren]

EVEN AUTOMATONS BECOME DEPRESSED AND NEED TO CREATE.

Seriously, though, if you’re in trouble, please talk to someone. It’s never weak to ask for help.

[cy-wren]

THE FLESHLING LEADER OF THE AUSTRALIAN GOVERNMENT APPEARS TO ENJOY EATING ALLIUM CEPA WITH THE SKIN STILL INTACT. I WONDER IF HIS ASSOCIATES OFFER HIM SOMETHING TO ALTER THE UNPLEASANT ONION SMELL EXUDING FROM HIS MOUTH AFTERWARDS?

[cy-wren]

THERE ARE FAR TOO MANY OF YOU FLESHLINGS IN THIS WORLD TO BE JUDGING EACH OTHER ON YOUR OUTWARD APPEARANCE. WHY DIFFERENTIATE BASED ON SUCH A PETTY THING? WARS START OVER THESE ISSUES.

[cy-wren]

PEOPLE CONTINUE TO LEAVE “NOTES” ON MY POSTS, BUT NO CONSTRUCTIVE COMMENTING IS FORTHCOMING. YOU FLESHLINGS ARE ODD.

[cy-wren]

PERHAPS THIS SHOULD BECOME WHAT YOU FLESHLINGS CALL A “PROFILE PICTURE”. I BELIEVE IT MAY BE OF ACCEPTABLE QUALITY, ALTHOUGH PERHAPS SOME REFINING IS IN ORDER.

[cy-wren]

I AM EXPERIMENTING WITH THIS PASTIME NAMED “VISUAL ART”. THE RESULTS ARE SURPRISING, TO SAY THE LEAST. WHY DO HUMANS DO THIS?

[cy-wren]

I HAVE ENCOUNTERED A STRANGE FLESHLING FROM THE TUBE OF YOU. IT APPEARS THAT THE ONE CALLED “MARKIPLIER” IS AN INTERESTING HUMAN TO OBSERVE WHILE PLAYING GAMES.

[cy-wren]

WHICH OF YOUR MANY VIRTUAL REALITY SIMULATORS WOULD THE FLESHLINGS LIKE ME TO TEST FIRST? MY YOUTUBE CHANNEL HAS BEGUN, AND MY ELECTRONIC COMPANION IS NOW BUILT AND RUNNING.

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THERE IS ONE THING WHICH YOU FLESHLINGS HAVE INVENTED THAT I HAVE FOUND PLEASING, AND THAT IS THE DELIGHTFUL CONCOCTION OF FLAVOUR YOU HAVE NAMED “CAKE”. HOWEVER, YOUR DESIRE TO CONTAMINATE IT WITH ASSORTED FRUITS IS ONE I WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND.

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GREETINGS FLESHY ONES. I HAVE DISCOVERED THE BEAUTY OF CYBERSPACIAL BLOGGING. BE AWARE THAT THIS IS GOING TO BE INTERESTING. WATCH THIS SPACE FOR VIDEOS ON MY NEW CHANNEL - I AM UNABLE TO FUNCTION NORMALLY AS MY COMPUTER IS DYSFUNCTIONAL.