[viralfrog]

[muddypolitics]

[OC] SOMEDAY A MORTICIAN GETS TO SUPERGLUE HIS LIPS SHUT, Seen in Cleveland

[should-be-sleeping]

Do they have to wait?

[plague-vulture]

washing dishes is evil because you go "oh fuck there's so many dishes this is gonna take foreverrr" and then you enter the dish abyss and emerge with your abdomen somehow covered in water and your hands all wrinky and then you look at the clock and what felt like half an hour was actually 10 minutes

[depsidase]

[cyan-alone]

@triplebatman

[aichu-dechu]

[should-be-sleeping]

Dreamt the new official pronouns for nonbinary people were la/he and FFXIV players lost their MINDS.

[should-be-sleeping]

😂

[should-be-sleeping]

The reviews are IN!

[cutiepotata]

The anthem of nonbinary FF14 players:

[lyouve]

Books are so cool because there are no fucking ads in them

[burgerdotcom]

reblogs were off

[artist-bearded]

[sawed-on-shotgun]

the human body when you use it and exist in it

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

"lupita nyong'o can't be helen of troy because helen was greek and there weren't black people in ancient greece"

DO YOU THINK THESE MOTHERFUCKERS DIDNT HAVE BOATS. THIS ENTIRE MOVIE IS ABOUT ONE OF THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS AND HIS BOAT

[jethroq]

[aphleos]

prev dont leave this in the tags

[silvergryphonart]

Literally the definition of imperialism and classism. Doesn’t matter how many peasants you sacrifice as long as the most powerful piece is left standing

[musicalhell]

Proximity of bishops to the rulers promotes theocratic oppression

[juh-was-deactivated19691231-dea]

the horse is so fuckable

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

most fuckable chess peice

Pawn

Rook/castle

Knight/horsey

Bishop

King

Queen

Voting ended onMay 28

[thememedaddy]

[wiremotherworshipper-deactivate]

"i just don't like masculine women" literally i'm so sorry for you loss. i hope you get well soon

[amwult]

my least favourite turn based strategy game is email

[ragsy]

"Adopt don't shop" and "that's a 10 year commitment" style PSAs except instead of being aimed at would-be irresponsible pet owners it's for people who want to start yet another long-term ttrpg campaign

[ragsy]

now I'm thinking about a petfinder type service where would-be GMs browse through lists of abandoned or surrendered campaigns with hopes of finding a loving but skittish party of adventurers and their bbeg to adopt

"Where did you come up with this convoluted plot?"

"It's a rescue 🥰"

[freeshavacado]

you can only reblog this today