"Maybe this world is just another planet's hell"

[cyaneyed9]

Lol did Tumblr remove the option to delete your account from the app?

They have also removed help articles related to deleting an account.

That's cute. They're scared. Can't wait to see how far their stock drops next week. People are gonna get fired y'all

[ryanphantom]

you can really tell who’s been on this site for 6+ years this week

most of tumblr: OH GOD TUMBLR’S DYING!!!!

old users:

[fuckyeahfunnythings-blog]

[cyaneyed9]

...if you're and idiot

[2347473mr-blog]

Person: “Why don’t you just look for a hookup on Tinder?”

Me:

[thecommonchick]

[beggars-opera]

Everyone reblog this as much as possible over the next two weeks for good luck

[thecommonchick]

[iamsuchagoodfriend-deactivated2]

Someone: why are you leaving tumblr when you don’t even post nsfw content?

Me:

[setheverman]

drink water. eat ass. vote.

[thefoxconfessor]

sir that’s my emotional support cumslut

[whitepeopletwitter]

[silent-calling]

You teach them responsibility by entrusting them with these devices.

You teach them teamwork by taking them away at night and storing them in your room.

[tetigistuss]

My dad kept the computer locked and monitored (and only used when under direct supervision), an intolerable situation to which my little brother and I reacted with gusto. We set up a camera to get the password, coded password guessers, bootcamped a Mac to allow us to use an entirely different system, and figured out various ways to avoid logging internet activity, logins, and even the hidden camera my dad set up. He would discover our new hack and put even more restrictions (he is very computer literate), and we would crack it again. We learned computer security just because my dad didn’t want us to.

I breezed through AP comp sci into a tech field. Ironically, I was introduced to porn because I was looking for another bypass and stumbled into a BDSM site so I can also blame my dad for me being a freaky ho.

[thegreenpea]

Out of all the responses to this post. Yours was my favourite. I cried laughing when I saw the last paragraph

[l-homme-que-je-suis-blog]

[strongbowdarkfruit]

someone just sent me a message saying there’s an okcupid account catfishing with my selfies to find a sugar daddy but i had to tell them that’s actually really me

[notpornstars]

[val-ritz]

Robes are stupid. My sorcerer dresses like Petyr Baelish.

[val-ritz]

To expand: if you are a mage, dress like a noble. Do not dress like a wizard. Pointy conical hat and sky-blue robes is medieval semaphore for “kill first and with extreme prejudice.” Tailored black silk over cloth-of-gold and studded with rubies says “Harmless, but valuable; ransom if possible or kill last.” 

If you dress like a noble, they’re not going to pay attention as you take a turn or two to back away from the melee and prepare yourself. The ruse is only broken when you reveal yourself, at which point 8d6 fire damage is screaming toward them at Mach Fuck anyway, so no big.

[eternalfarnham]

counterpoint: if you don’t get to dress like someone ran a magical thrift shop through a rototiller and frankensteined the pieces back together what’s the god-damned point of being a wizard

[setauuta]

The sartorial differences between wizards and sorcerers are on display, I think.

[cameoappearance]

That makes perfect sense, really, since sorcerers don’t generally get a choice about gaining spellcasting abilities and might not want to advertise them 24/7 whereas wizards put a lot of effort into becoming wizards and didn’t spend years in Wizard Grad School just to be low-key about it.

[santiagonex]

[romy7]

That can’t possibly be clean.

[harrypottersonicobama]