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Solomon Kane - illustrations by Guillem H. Pongiluppi
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Are light novels the japanese equivalent to american pulp novels?
HOOOOOOO DAMN
Okay, there’s a lot to unpack here, but the short answer is “Yes(?)”
So Japan has been influenced heavily by American pulps, to an absolutely ridiculous degree. All of the cool shit that went out of American scifi/fantasy when Campbell took over editing at Astounding instantly went over to Japan and they went buck fucking wild with it. Just read Vampire Hunter D if you want an idea of what pulp was like before the Campbellian Heresy. It’s absolutely insane, a mix of fantasy, horror, and science fiction that after about 1950-1960 you just didn’t see. Except in Japan, seeing as how those novels started in like ‘83 or something.
Japan doesn’t have the major malfunction that America has with regards to genre, at least so far as SFFH (Scifi/Fantasy/Horror) goes. They mix and mash literally everything, and fuck anybody who says it’s too busy. Which is directly in the tradition of people like H.P. Lovecraft, Robert E. Howard, Fritz Leiber, Abraham Merritt, and many others. Hell, C.L. Moore wrote a scifi Northwest Smith story that explained what Medusas were (it’s called Shambleau, go read it, you can find an audiobook on youtube). Pulps didn’t give a fuck, and by and large, Japan didn’t either.
So far as light novels go, it’s really a crapshoot. You could find something amazing like Goblin Slayer or Vampire Hunter D, or you could find something garbage like [insert latest isekai trash throwaway series with an interminably long name here]. Light novels have this weird dichotomy where when they’re good, they’re really good, and when they’re bad, they make you wanna claw your own eyes out because of how shitty they are. See the entire isekai genre (barring some exemplars) for a real world example.
Japan really hit on the secret sauce so far as book format went. They have the short novel, written by one author, blending genres, with fun characters and good storylines to keep people interested. The Goblin Slayer LN’s are about (according to my kindle) 5 hours or so of reading a piece, and they’re brilliant if you’re not looking for some treatise on morality or a thinkpiece or something like that. If you’re not high off your own farts with regards to fantasy, you’ll dig them. But then there’s the isekai novels with ridiculously long titles that are just rehashes of the same themes over and over and over again.
So every now and again a really good LN series will come out. Usually it’ll also get a manga and anime, depending on sales I imagine. But the vast majority of LN’s are shit, and for a good reason.
They’re shit.
They’re shit writing by shit people trying to make a buck off literal throwaway culture. Most isekai is bought, read, and thrown away. The trappings and form of the pulps is there, but the spirit isn’t. This is why there’s no Japanese The Shadow, or Doc Savage, or Conan, or characters like them. They don’t understand what makes an amazing story, so they write disposable trash for people looking to fill time on the bus or whatever.
If Japan could find that spirit that the American pulps captured in the early 1900′s, they would be sitting on a fucking gold mine. They try, oh god do they try. Idk from most LN’s (they aren’t really my particular thing, but I read some of them), but so far as anime/manga goes, they’ve got stuff like Fist of the North Star, Desert Punk, Cowboy Bebop, Trigun, Outlaw Star, Mobile Suit Gundam, Super Dimensional Fortress Macross, Ushio to Tora, Yu Yu Hakusho, Dragonball/DBZ, and god only knows how many other absolutely incredible stories who are directly influenced by the pulps of old, whether the creators know it or not.
So in form, yes, LN’s are the successors to the pulps of old. But only in form barring some exceptional examples. Mostly they’re throwaway trash with no soul, and the authors would do well to go revisit Howard, Lovecraft, Leiber, Merritt, Moore, Brackett, Zelazny, and the host of other authors, and learn how to write amazing stories with engaging characters that exemplify action, heroism, sacrifice, true romance, and genre-smashing to the point nobody knows where tf this story should go on a store shelf.
As opposed to yet another trash, no effort story about “Loser gets transmitted to another world and is suddenly Gary Stu with amazing powers nobody can explain and has at least (no less) than 4 girls all over his unappealing neet cock for literally the entire story and he never does anything with any of them other than be awkward.”
People are desperate for amazing, fulfilling, life-affirming stories like Conan, Tarzan, Fafhrd & The Grey Mouser, 9 Princes in Amber, Northwest Smith, The Shadow, and tons of others. If Japan could find the secret sauce of amazing stories as well as perfect book length, they’d be set. As of now, LN’s aren’t precisely a bubble. They’re not going to just go away or anything. But garbage like isekai certainly is, barring piss-takes on the genre like Konosuba. They’ll lose the audience eventually, unless everyone in Japan who buys this trash are complete paste-swilling retards. That goes double for the Western market for this stuff as well.
5-hit fucking combo right here
What the fu
I wish I had a horngus
Some other real and funny names
Wait for it….
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Well that’s gonna cost him his license and at least a hefty fine
No more kidnapping babies and teenage girls for you, Mr. Fancypants.
and the mask slips…
Can’t have equality!
“Continue to fuck over asians because it might also benefit whites by making things fair.”
When did the ACLU turn into a progressive identitarian mouthpiece
When weren’t they a progressive identitarian mouthpiece would be a better question
“Have you heard of the high elves?” as a random throwaway NPC line in Oblivion always cracked me up because high elves are not a legendary and mysterious race. You can see them going about their day to day business in almost every settlement.
It’d be like saying “have you heard of the Koreans” when you live in DTLA. You are already aware of their existence and I just saw you shooting the shit with them dude.
From Terry LaBan.
>”ah man i lost work, what will i ever do?”
>the democrat icon literally has nothing relevant to the matter to offer
> American economy at all time high > unemployment down, black unemployment at an all time low Leftists still make memes about how the economy is bad w-what?
>Implying farmers can only grow soy
>Implying they wouldn’t immediately turn to other cash crops we sell worldwide
>Implying farmers don’t watch international food trade trends and gear up for them months and years in advance
>Implying China wouldn’t go broke trying to buy wheat as good as ours from Russia
Remember these are the same people hoping for a recession because they hate trump so much
The amount of economic illiteracy and lack of understanding about international trade dynamics in this comic is fucking staggering
The NPC meme is a little weird to me because I saw a /pol/ post from a few years ago that put forth the idea that there is a literal, tangible divide between NPCs and PCs. The gist of it is that PCs are people who have reincarnated with the limited, unchanging number of souls on Earth and everyone else is soulless and they justify this by people talking about celebrities/media/anything popular instead of whatever insane politics the poster applied to.
So a few questions:
1) Is it limited to humans? Can my pets get reincarnated?
2) Do gamers count as NPCs?
3) If tradfascism, neo-naziism, and any other far right ideologies are the only PC-friendly ideologies, does inbreeding increase the chance of being reincarnated a a PC in the next life?
The origin of the meme isn’t so much that Chan post so much as a study (and a few others apparently, but I never read articles about them) that suggests that anywhere between 25%-75% of the population has no internal monologue, and significant portion have a very limited one. In other words, they act mostly on nonverbal primal impulse.
On the basis of it and so many modern leftist, basic MAGA, and pop culture rhetoric being such canned lines and simplistic like “fuck Drumpf,” “BUILD THE WALL” etc, right-twitter and 4chan has concluded that much humanity really do not have an internal monologue and are NPCs, but in particular White and/or Jewish SJWs.
Jesus. I don’t even know where to start. Why SJWs though? Both sides follow the same sort of dialectic strategy in terms of trying to mainstream their norms, and both tend to be really extremist views because of that. So what is the defining factor that’s supposed to render the right immune to propaganda or conditionong or w/e you want to call it, but not the left?
As I recall it started out as being mainly targeted towards people who called themselves liberals or progressives and that’s where the meme got it’s initial “right-wing slant” but it fairly quickly became politically neutral, though I imagine people on both sides of the spectrum would like to believe otherwise.
Wouldn’t it be fucked up if people recontextualized it to mean people who don’t take a strong political stance? Like as a slur to people who stay neutral on hot button issues and be the next iteration of centrism?
Cant I just laugh at a dumb meme.
The study doesn’t even say that tho
Coraline is a masterfully made film, an amazing piece of art that i would never ever ever show to a child oh my god are you kidding me
Nothing wrong with a good dose of sheer terror at a young age
“It was a story, I learned when people began to read it, that children experienced as an adventure, but which gave adults nightmares. It’s the strangest book I’ve written”
-Neil Gaiman on Coraline
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This is a legit psychology phenomenon tho like there’s a stop motion version of Alice and Wonderland that adults find viscerally horrifying, but children think is nbd. It’s like in that ‘toy story’ period of development kids are all kind of high key convinced that their stuffed animals lead secret lives when they’re not looking and that they’re sleeping on top of a child-eating monster every night so they see a movie like Coraline and are just like “Ah, yes. A validation of my normal everyday worldview. Same thing happened to me last Tuesday night. I told mommy and she just smiled and nodded.”
Stephen King had this whole spiel i found really interesting about this phenomenon about how kids have like their own culture and their own literally a different way of viewing and interpreting the world with its own rules that’s like secret and removed from adult culture and that you just kinda forget ever existed as you grow up it’s apparently why he writes about kids so much
An open-ended puzzle often gives parents math anxiety while their kids just happily play with it, explore, and learn. I’ve seen it so many times in math circles. We warn folks about it.
Neil Gaiman also said that the difference in reactions stems from the fact in “Coraline” adults see a child in danger - while children see themselves facing danger and winning
i never saw so much push back from adults towards YA literature as when middle aged women started reading The Hunger Games. They were horrified that kids would be given such harsh stories, and I kept trying to point out the NECESSITY of confronting these hard issues in a safe fictional environment.
Also, in an interview, he said that Coraline was partially based on a story his not yet 6 year old daughter would tell him
SAGAL: No. I mean, for example, your incredibly successful young adult novel “Coraline” is about a young girl in house in which there’s a hole in the wall that leads to a very mysterious and very evil world. So when you were a kid, is that what you imagined?
GAIMAN: When I was a kid, we actually lived in a house that had been divided in two at one point, which meant that one room in our house opened up onto a brick wall. And I was convinced all I had to do was just open it the right way and it wouldn’t be a brick wall. So I’d sidle over to the door and I’d pull it open.
(SOUNDBITE OF LAUGHTER)
SAGAL: Right.
GAIMAN: And it was always a brick wall.
SAGAL: Right.
GAIMAN: But it was one of those things that as I grew older, I carried it with me and I thought, I want to send somebody through that door. And when I came to write a story for my daughter Holly, at the time she was a 4 or 5-year-old girl. She’d come home from nursery. She’d seen me writing all day. So she’d come and climb on my lap and dictate stories to me. And it’d always be about small girls named Holly.
SAGAL: Right.
GAIMAN: Who would come home to normally find their mother had been kidnapped by a witch and replaced by evil people who wanted to kill her and she’d have to go off and escape. And I thought, great, what a fun kid.
It’s anxious adults who desperately want to “soften” stories. Kids prefer the real thing: with monsters, bloodthirsty ogres and evil murderous stepmothers; where the littlest brother always wins and all the villains are horrendously punished in the end. The world is threatening to the eyes of a child, so they need a fictional universe where the little people have a fair chance against the big and strong.
This isn’t specifically about stop motion but it is about how sad or scary parts of movies aren’t really all that bad- IE the 80′s movies, particularly Don Bluth’s films. (X- The Melancholy of Don Bluth, by Meg Shields )
How the children’s animation of the 80’s made room for sadness, and what that taught us.
There was a time when McDonalds used to give away VHS tapes with happy meals, and by some stroke of luck, one day my mom picked The Land Before Time. It was the first film to etch itself onto me ‐ the way film tends to with kids. I would recreate the plot with stuffed animals and parrot the lines to whoever would listen; I pawed that VHS box until the cardboard went soft.
A couple years ago, I saw that Land Before Time was playing on t.v. and couldn’t remember the last time I’d watched it all the way through. Within five minutes I was completely obliterated and sobbing into a throw pillow. This is a shared experience for children raised with Don Bluth: that as a kid, I could only clock a hazy sense that his films felt different from Disney fare, but that the articulations of this difference, and their ability to emotionally floor me, are something I’ve only become aware of in retrospect.
There was a regime change in animation during the 80’s. Quite literally in the form of Bluth’s official break with Disney in ’79, but in a more elusive sense with the landscape of what children’s animation during that decade felt like. For whatever reason, be it Bluth’s departure or a diseased managerial ethos in the wake of Walt’s passing, the 80’s were a mixed bag for Disney. Don’t get me wrong, they’re amiable and charming films, but The Fox and the Hound and The Great Mouse Detective are not classics. And for all its ambition, The Black Cauldron cannot be redeemed on technical merit. Disney would eventually yank itself out of its slump in ’89 with The Little Mermaid ‐ but animation during the 80’s, along with the childhoods of a slew of millennials, were definitively shaped by Bluth.
That there is a dark tenor to Bluth’s work has been thoroughly, albeit perhaps vaguely, noted, often citing individual moments of terror (cc: Sharptooth, you dick). While I don’t doubt that frightening and disturbing scenes contribute to an overall sense of darkness in Bluth’s work, I’m unconvinced that they’re at the root of what distinguishes his darker tone. There is, I think, a holistic sadness to Bluth films; a pervasive, and fully integrated melancholy that permeates his earlier work.
These stories are full of crystalline moments of narrative sadness; specific story moments at which I inevitably mutter a “fuck you Don Bluth,” and try not to cry. There’s Littlefoot mistaking his own shadow for his dead mother; Fievel sobbing in the rain (a Bluth mainstay) convinced that his family has abandoned him; Mrs. Brisby shuddering helplessly after she and the Shrew temporarily disarm the plow. Other plot points are less tear-jerking so much as objectively miserable: the cruelty of the humans in The Secret of NIMH; An American Tail’s intelligent allegory for Russian Jewish pogroms and immigration; Carface getting Charlie B. Barkin drunk and murdering him at the pier.
You know — FOR KIDS!
Thematically, there is an ever-present air of death about Bluth’s work that is profoundly sad. Bones litter certain set-pieces; illness and age are veritable threats (shout out to Nicodemus’ gnarly skeleton hands); and characters can and do bleed. Critically, Bluth films don’t gloss over grief, they sit with it. From Littlefoot’s straight up depression following the on-screen death of his mom, to Mrs. Brisby’s soft sorrow at finding out the details of her husband’s death.
There is a space for mourning in Bluth’s stories that feels extra-narrative, and unpretentious. Critically, this is distinct from, say, wallowing. Bluth’s films have a ridiculously productive attitude towards mourning, most lucidly articulated through Land Before Time’s moral mouthpiece Rooter: “you’ll always miss her, but she’ll always be with you as long as you remember the things she taught you.” Disney meanwhile, tends to treat death as a narrative flourish, or worse, a footnote. And in comparison, even notable exceptions like Bambi and The Lion King seem immaturely timid to let palpable grief linger for longer than a scene, let alone throughout a film’s runtime.
Look at all the fun times they’re missing.
Musically, James Horner and Jerry Goldsmith’s impossibly beautiful scores are laced with a forlorn undercurrent. In particular, Horner’s tonal dissonance in The Land Before Time theme punches the Wagner-lover in me in the throat (admittedly, a good thing). Further to this, the first half of Goldsmith’s “Escape from N.I.M.H,” is reminiscently Tristan and Isolde-y. And while I’m here, I would also like to formally issue a “fuck you for making me cry in public” to American Tail’s “The Great Fire,” which when combined with visuals, is nothing short of devastating.
Speaking of visuals, backdrops of grim and vast indifference dot Bluth’s work; from the twisted Giger-esque caverns of the rats’ rosebush, to the urban rot of a thoroughly unglamorous New York and New Orleans. That these landscapes are in a state of decay is particularly dismal; there is a tangible barrenness, a lack of the warmth our characters are desperately hoping to find by their film’s end. These are depressed and morose spaces ‐ and that they are so seemingly unnavigable and foreboding makes them all the more compelling, and narratively resonant.
The way Bluth uses color is also notable, with dark, earthy tones prevailing throughout only to be blown out quite literally with the golden light characteristic of Bluth’s hard-earned happy endings. Before Littlefoot and friends reach The Great Valley, an event marked by gradually illuminating god-rays, they must slug it out through the parched browns, blues and pitch of their prehistoric hellscape. Like Charlie’s final ascendance into heaven, Fievel must endure similarly muted shades until he is finally (finally) reunited with his family and soaked in glitter ‐ a level of Don Bluth conclusion-sparkles perhaps only rivaled by the radiance of Mrs. Brisby’s amulet as she Jean Grey’s her homestead to safety at the end of NIMH. Because Bluth leans into darker, less saturated tones, these effervescent conclusions are all the more impactful, which speaks in part to the methodology of Bluth’s melancholy.
The plucky leads of Bluth’s early films are all fighting for the same thing: family. From Mrs. Brisby’s persistence to protect her children, to Charlie’s (eventually) selfless love for Anne-Marie, these are characters in search of home. Invariably, each of these characters gets their happy ending, but they have to go through hell to get there, literally in Charlie’s case. In a recent interview, critic Doug Walker asked Bluth if there was any truth to the rumor that he thinks you can show children anything so long as there’s a happy ending, to which Bluth replied:
“[If] you don’t show the darkness, you don’t appreciate the light. If it weren’t for December no one would appreciate May. It’s just important that you see both sides of that. As far as a happy ending…when you walk out of the theatre there’s [got to be] something that you have that you get to take home. What did it teach me? Am I a better person for having watched it?”
Melancholy isn’t just a narrative device for Bluth, it’s a natural part of navigating life, of searching for wholeness, and becoming a better person. Bluth acknowledges sadness in a way that never diminishes or minimizes its existence; he invites melancholy in, confesses its power, and lets it rest. Sadness is, for Bluth, an essential characteristic of the world and living in it. That is a wholly edifying message for kids, delivered in a vessel that is both palatable and unpatronizing. For this reason, among innumerable others, Bluth’s work has immense value as children’s entertainment…even if it means crying into a throw pillow twenty years later.
Something Terry Pratchett said in “Hogfather”. “Stories don’t teach kids that monsters exist. They already know that. The stories teach them the monsters can be killed.” (paraphrased from memory.)
I think that was paraphrased from C.S. Lewis, iirc, but who knows with these damn quotes nowadays
non-latine people: PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA!!! DISGUSTED!! BLOCKED!!! STOP!!! WE MUST OPPRESS THEM!!!
meanwhile, in latinoamerica:
sweetie;, you don’t wanna get started on brazilian pizza
Hey Brazil, do you take constructive criticism
excuse me.
I’ll have you know we have more than enough food to offend everybody
the strogomaki
the chocroissant
the chicken cupcake
and the chicken churros
the caramel and chocolate sfihas
the chocosushi
fuck you
buttons, I love you and your countrymen
but what the fuck
BUTTONS WHAT THE FUCK
@kimineechan what thd fuck is this
The chocolate pizza is how we end the all you Can eat. It’s a classic. I don’t like but sweet pizza is pretty popular.
New trend is the Batatosa pizza.. Or French fries pizza
go big or go home
AND, BECAUSE IT’S WORLD CUP TIME:
COXINHA, a very popular snack, molded like one of our most popular football players
AND LIKE OUR MASCOT!!
@latinextra I’m so sorry
you can say a lot of things about brazil, but you can’t say we ain’t creative with our food
I’d gladly try this all
…are y’all okay over there?
We’re an absolute mess
Just cancel humanity already we don’t fucking deserve food
Brazil looks WILD
Nothing quite demonstrates the generation divide like how both me and my dad are/were MMORPG players, both of us play lizardfolk monks, but in his case in Everquest the Iksar were legit humanoid lizards whereas mine is an Au Ra kawaii uguu anime girl with a few patches of scales and horns
To add to this, back in his day you had to join a guild to do content and his was a bunch of well-paid engineers and lawyers, who he knew and worked with IRL, whereas I just queue up the roulette and do stuff with randoms and never talk to anybody
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