Nanami's wife

24 she/they

[5kit]

leon's putting on his uniform while looking in the mirror as you lay in bed, oogling him. "you look so good in your uniform, leon."

"hmm, thanks, babe." leon replies, putting on his holster- not really paying you any mind.

"yeah. my strong, sexy, mean, cop boyfriend," you purr, strutting over and wrapping your arms around his waist, peppering kisses on his neck.

"who, me? i'm hardly a cop, still in training- i mean really everyone at the station just calls me rookie-"

"could just throw me around, huh? with these big muscles..." you feel up his biceps through his uniform, practically drooling. leon doesn't really catch where you're trying to go with this, more focused on getting ready for work. "apprehend me for all my wrongdoings. oops, officer, i smoked weed yesterday. forgive me," you mock.

"god, um, smoking weed isn't a crime anymore. i buy it for you, y'know... and i would smoke it with you, but i can't-"

you purse your lips in annoyance as he continues to adjust his uniform. "leon."

"yeah?" he finally looks at you in the mirror with his baby blue eyes. god, he's so cute. innocent, even. it pisses you off.

"fucking just play along with me."

his eyes widen at your stern tone. "oh!" he smiles bashfully. "sorry but- i really have to go soon. i'm gonna be late."

you roll your eyes, pushing yourself off of him and huffing as you sit back down on the bed. he follows you , pouting, and kneeling in front of your legs. "sweetheart, it isn't personal, please. i'll play with you when i get back, okay?"

you stare at him, not saying anything. he begins to press kisses on your thighs. his silent way of apologizing. so, you finally give in and run your hand through his hair, and press a kiss to his head. but then lightly kick him. "okay. go. go do your cop duties, and i'll just be daydreaming of you in your uniform all day."

leon looks up with you with the cutest puppy dog eyes. "yeah? you really think i look hot?"

"mhmm. might have to call 911 just so you'll come visit me"

he laughs, eyes trying to remember your face for his long shift. but he has to ask, "okay but, baby, you know you can't do that-"

"leon!"

"okay, okay! fine, i'm going. love you," he mumbles, kissing your cheek as he gets up and runs out the door.

"love you!"

[lsklvr]

LEON S. KENNEDY RESIDENT EVIL dev. Capcom

[553580]

i'll post a full thing at some point later (maybe) but here's a brain hairball about absolutely hideous knight!simon.

on top of being scarred and mangled, is already an ugly motherfucker. he went his whole life hearing people say it to his face, so when he get bigger he grabbed a sword and earned a reputation that keeps those same words hidden in whispers behind his back.

he sort of relishes in his ugliness, too. whereas most people in his situation would wear a mask of some sort, he refuses. (after all, when everyone averts their eyes just at the sight of him, what's the need? they're not lookin' anyways.) he loves the way people flinch when he enters a room, the way even the highest of lords and the bravest of knights can't bear to look him dead in his (flat, shark-black, soulless) eyes.

so when his liege lord arranges a marriage between an upstart lordling's oldest daughter and simon, everyone sees it for what it is: a punishment. it's nothing short of a humiliation, giving a soft, pretty lady over to a gnarled, freakish beast like simon to do as he wishes with her- and dooming her future children to be just as ugly as their father.

not to mention the bedding ceremony- it's humiliating enough when it's someone you love, but a man whose appearance makes babies cry, every time, without fail? to have your friends and family watch the most hideous man alive mount you like the very dog he is?

mortifying. awful. terrible.

there's nothing he wants more.

after all, just the idea of ruining you and degrading you simply by being allowed to touch and fuck you? it's so delicious. you're just so prim and perfectly courtly and clean and soft and lovely and he is absolutely none of those things, not to mention mangled and with a reputation for brutality. it doesn't matter to him if it's his face or his reputation that makes you cry- he just wants those tears.

during your wedding night he'll just assure you over and over- even if he dies first, you'll still be tainted forever as the woman who let that beast into her bed, who let an abomination of a man wet his cock with her cunt. no one will want to touch you. you'll never remarry. you'll stay stained with the riley name and chained by his equally homely heirs, forever and ever amen, long after death has parted you.

[iiipeashy]

Well folks, do we think this will sufficiently entice my local theatre?

[ambersonic96]

Wish I could see the movie, but since I can’t yet… best of luck with the premiere @markiplier ! It’s gonna be awesome!

[thedgeofsleep]

IRON LUNG (2026) dir. Mark Fischbach

[kalciferx3]

THIS IS NOT AN EXPEDITION...

ITS AN EXECUTION.

[nazo-kg]

I always struggled to capture people's likeness but I hope it looks at least a little bit like markiplier lololol

I loved Iron Lung as a game a lot, so I'm super excited for the movie to come out, and no better person to spearhead this project. Congrats on the release, Mark!!

[raisans-art]

Geiger counters hate him

[antiididi]

IRON LUNG🩸

It’s finally here and I am so excited to see it tonight. I already love the game, and I’m sure I’m going to love the movie too!

[vectorvictor]

Some Iron Lung posters I made

[i-am-but-a-beta-fish]

eva: oh hey you're back early

simon: ocean's haunted

eva: what?

simon: *cocks radiation gun* ocean's haunted

[ilchul00]

PARADOX ... DETECTED ?

(alt versions below)

Does this feel familiar, captain?

[hihomeghere]

[nokivaris-jpg]

[sunflowersinheaven]

[mehh141]

Big military bois 🫡

Cap and Bear together

@deadbranch