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melty ♡ they/them whats up im melty i like neopets and touhou and this is my new neoblog bc my old one was garbage current neo goal: pink cybunny

[cyb0nny]

sorry i havent been here i was depressed and thne i moved out of my parents house and havent been on neopets since last year. but im. alive adjacent i guess? idk if anyone still follows me but hi i guess

[cyb0nny]

2020 jubjub redesign leaked

[cyb0nny]

(ascends from my grave, writhing and contorting like some kind of grotesque eldritch being, bringing an aura of doom yet faintly smelling like pizza rolls) y’all got toes?

[cyb0nny]

hey

if ur reading this u smell

[cyb0nny]

big fuck

[cyb0nny]

-wakes up after a ten year coma- What The Fuck

[cloudybori]

Bitch just fly out

[bloomaroo]

h-hey neopets, what the fuck

[inconsistant-vault-dweller]

Neopets News: Give your baby that conjunctivitis look!

[sino-anglo]

I’d love these if I can use them on my pets. I don’t have baby pets but horrifying pets.

[bloomaroo]

I think that’s my main issue with them, like, these would probably look awesome on a zombie/halloween/relic pet but…. on a cute pastel baby where it takes up 50% of their entire body?  terrible

[surfinthehighway]

[farviiin]

me trying to flirt

[tax-beast]

when ur neofriend says ur fav species is Bad

[cyb0nny]

i legitimately thought these were shards of glass at first like go ahead eat some fuckin car wreck debris u piece of trash

[cyb0nny]

hey tnt? why are you doing this? why do you hate me so much? is it because i’m gay?

[cyb0nny]

goin to sleep at 2 am

realizing u forgot to do ur dailies

[cyb0nny]

[deceptively-neo]

Neopets is inventory hell. Every time you want to move an item you have to refresh the page. That’s absurd.

[tax-beast]

I wish items would stack

[cyb0nny]

idk if it matters/helps but since item actions open in a new window i usually just exit out with window without choosing “close and refresh”

if u click on another item it just changes the item in the popup window

so i just do multiple items one after another without actually refreshing, i think it only refreshes on certain actions (tho i cant for the life of me remember what they are; i think donate/discard automatically refreshes the page but actually using the item doesnt) so technically u can move multiple items before refreshing the page

idk if that helps at all tho

[cyb0nny]

callout post for @poogle-races

didn’t know a guy literally named wolfman with visible tufts of hair on his hands was a furry until an in-office shot of his fursona as a portrait hanging on his wall

points out a man with his fursona on the wall despite previously having a framed furry on their own wall

nerd

told me what my christmas gift was. and then had the audacity to think i wouldnt like it. how dare you. you fool.

shows me pics of cute buff girls, says i have a new wife every time (they are entirely correct)

keeps drinking coffee before bed

smely

[poogle-races]

@cyb0nny dont call me out like this

[cyb0nny]

i can’t believe you didn’t put this part in there