I'm gonna ZIP bomb your work computer

Shrimp blog don't look too hard at it

[cyber-crustacean]

Oh yeah i just never fucking said my actual name i've realized efhgjag???!?!?

All this time I just thought people would get it from @darkandlightsides?!??!?

I'm Sass ooc :) i'm 19 She/They

[cyber-crustacean]

Im going to bed and maybe ill wake up feeling better and I hope they never find out how this is making me feel

[cyber-crustacean]

Every time I get a chance to think about it I get sucked into this dread and loneliness. Its all just dumb and sad stuff like im like. I was already kinda on the verge of like a bad mental week and this is all just. Fuel for it.

[cyber-crustacean]

Ive had so many fears of not being eniugh and not giving enough and the man horrible thing about this is that I was right im always fucking right and it sucks. My intrusive thoughts can never just be intrusive thoughts because half the time theyre me being just intuitive and r8ght and fuck fuck fuck fuck why do I have to be right why do I have to be fucking smart I hate this

[cyber-crustacean]

There's so many factors but it started to feel like they didnt WANT to make it work or maybe they just didnt wanna make it work with ME

[cyber-crustacean]

Is it because I had hope??? That we could live together????? Be together???? I was perfectly ready and expecting to wait until college was over. I knew it could have taken many more years. I was ok with that

[cyber-crustacean]

Im so conflicted with this whole thing. On one hand im trying to be normal and accepting of this. Its a good reason. A perfectly understandable reason. So why do I feel like I wasnt worth waiting for

[cyber-crustacean]

Im gonna use this to vent cause I dont think hes following me here

[inutiliacapra]

dolly varden bear fish

𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆟 𓆝

this thang is full of meat!!!! :P

[intrigd-voyagr]

@cyber-crustacean silas+sonny fankid design just dropped

[cyber-crustacean]

FUCKKKKKK THIS BANGS

[cyber-crustacean]

[A pause. Hesitance?]

thing'sre a sorry state. that much is evident.

...sometimes I wish things could go back to the way they were. was a simpler time, lot less... cutthroat.

half the time folks don't even try to pretend they ain't grimacing when they see me...

[There's a definite shift in the tone of S24's responses. Perhaps they were getting into some sensitive territory for it here.]

☆ I.

☆ Ah. Mm...

☆ .....

☆ I. Believe I would like to switch topics here, if that is alright.

[cyber-crustacean]

I'm grabbing that phone. Why's this pink whore so put together. I'm gonna Crack you open and explore your flaws

[cyber-crustacean]

(...can you really say "built to last" if you need a permanent set of armor...?)

Erm. That's good to hear! Still good to be careful, though... I think definitions have changed a bit since I was released. Back in my day, "built to last" meant surviving drops from 3 story buildings and only causing minimal damage to the concrete with your bare hinge, heheh-

Oop- really showing my age now, aren't I...? Ah, well.

☆ Ah... I suppose I mean in comparison to some... Other manufacturers...

[There seemed to be some... bite there]

☆ ... Those poor Meeple phones can't take a blow without their whole screen cracking apart.

☆ I'm glad you can be a bit more reckless, it seems. Not many of us can be, anymore.

[cyber-crustacean]

goodness! musta' been scary, what n' how much screen ya got. yer built like a window, heheh! uh, no offense...

☆ None taken at all. I suppose that's why I use screen protectors all the time... But even without, I can say that we are built to last.

☆ ..... Yes

[cyber-crustacean]

Hey '24!!! What're yer first memories?

☆ Oh goodness, that had been oh so long ago..! About a year or so I believe?

☆ I think... Hmmm... well, if I go back in my data far enough, I can kind of see it. I suppose my life started as every smart product's would, yes?

☆ Ohh it was a little embarrassing now that I'm looking back to it. The agent who did my "First Time Start-up" wasn't aware they were to do it with me sitting down. My first memory was actually me toppling right over! Hahah..!

[cyber-crustacean]

Borderline wanna take questions for my dumb fucking space phone,,, stupid fancy ass why tf you so put together. This cunt's got a house!!! A mortgage!!

[cyber-crustacean]

Cobs probably had that grown ass man on so many fucking safety locks. He looks up "what do boobs look like" and he gets blocked

[cyber-crustacean]

Thinking about the faint differences in behavior my yume Sona has when they are turned into a pigeon by that code. It probably still needs a lot of getting used to, no matter how well Sonny matched that model to her brain.

They're probably real antsy being cooped up all the time, which is extremely out of character for her. Shed usually be very reclusive and silent, the type to turn down when coworkers invited them out to places. Just.... not very outgoing.

Now its like she's begging for an excursion every time it hits around noon