[heyepiphora]

My mission: put my favorite sex toys in the hands of people who deserve them. The result: this HUGE giveaway, the largest I’ve ever run with over 50 different sex toy prizes! 😍

Peeps, I’ve got everything here from vibrators to dildos to butt stuff to penis toys to harnesses and BDSM implements, plus gift cards for the indecisive and a slew of “winner’s choice” prizes, where you can win any sex toy you desire from the catalogs of various companies.

Classic favorites of mine such as the Pure Wand, Magic Wand Rechargeable, and Mona 2 are up for grabs, but there’s also a ton of new stuff, such as the Doxy Die Cast and Womanizer Pro. Most of these prizes are valued at or over $100, and more than half are available to international folks!

Enter to win the sex toy of your dreams now!

[cybernotter-blog]

kind of a weird post when I haven’t been on Tumblr in a few years, but hi guys! I want to win sex toys.

[shiraglassman]

This is even funnier than gal pal

We just bought a cute sofa from an antique shop, while being very obviously a couple and looking like a butch/femme salt and pepper shaker set, and the shop owner wanted to know how long we’d been, and I quote, “hanging out.”

[shiraglassman]

I’ll still laughing at this the next morning.

[fireandwonder]

*gets down on one knee in front of gal pal* *takes out ring* Will you hang out with me?

[skunkydpoopy]

There was one time I was out shoe shopping with my partner and I was debating buying these cute pastel green shoes. The saleswoman was like “well why don’t we ask your friend here?” I said “oh actually this is my partner.” The woman stared at us blank faced for a few awkward seconds before forcibly smiling and saying, “partner in crime?”

[shiraglassman]

JAW….DROP…. 

[lady-patra]

In a store once with a girl I used to date, browsing through all these different mattresses. One of the sales ladies came over and talked about all the beds with us for quite some time while we told her what we were looking for. It was painfully obvious we were a couple, like literally holding hands and calling each cute pet names out loud. Finally the sales lady laughs nervously and says “sooo.. wow, what kind of roommate setup is that that forces you two to have to share a bed!?” I just sort of stared at her for second at a complete loss and said “… the dating kind…”

[just-p3achy]

Reblogging again for that last one

[acteon-carolsfeld]

Talk about Othering in a place you consider home, all because I wasn’t born here.

This also affects anyone with dual citizenship.

[allthecanadianpolitics]

From the link (BC Civil Liberties Association):

Last Friday, part of Bill C-24 went into effect, officially creating a two-tier citizenship system. As a result of this new law, dual citizens and people who have immigrated to Canada can have their citizenship taken away while other Canadians cannot. The government’s press release last week tried to justify this discriminatory law by raising the threat of “jihadi terrorism,” but Bill C-24 could easily be used against non-terrorists—for example, a journalist who is convicted of a “terrorism offence” in another country for reporting on human rights violations by the government.

Under this law, the only Canadians who can never lose their citizenship are those born in Canada who do not have another nationality (and are not eligible to apply for another nationality). No matter what crimes they may be accused of, these first-class citizens can never have their citizenship taken away. On the other hand, Canadians with another nationality (and those who are eligible to obtain another nationality) now have second-class status, even if they were born in Canada: under Bill C-24, their citizenship can be stripped.

[aphrodisijack-blog]

stop replacing mirrors with ‘you look fine’ signs i know i look fine that’s why i want to look in the mirror

[e-sigh]

Queer Hat Giveaway!

Rule:

You must reblog this post in its entirety (yes, I will be checking that no one deleted the text)

That’s pretty much it. Multiple reblogs don’t increase your chances of winning, though I do appreciate them (it helps word of my etsy shop get out).  Also, you don’t have to be following me, but I recommend it because I will be doing more giveaways.

If you want to just skip the giveaway and purchase a hat or any of the other things I make, you can click here to check out my Etsy shop and purchase it today for $28 plus shipping!

On June 8th I will pick the winner using a random number generator and I will message the winner to let them know they’ve won so they can give me their shipping address, if they don’t reply within a week, I’ll just choose a different winner with the random number generator.  Thank you, and good luck!

Also, thanks you guys (jesus–walks orlandmaster orkeith kissforapizza) for letting me use your photos for this!

[avocado-oil]

This hat is sexy

[thepeopleofsingapore]

“When I was a child, girls would never wear trousers. But then women’s lib came along and they started to wear them all the time. So I figured, if women are allowed to wear trousers, men should be allowed to wear skirts. That’s liberation too, right? So I started with a kilt and realised I quite liked it. After that I tried other skirts. I now I wear them regularly. Not all the time mind you - just whenever I feel like it.

People sometimes tease me and ask why I am wearing a woman’s skirt. But look at me. I am quite clearly a man. So this is not a woman’s skirt. It’s MY skirt. It’s a man’s skirt.”

[anyawildt]

I will never not reblog posts about this subject.

[cybernotter-blog]

You can’t tell someone’s gender by looking at them.

But yes! This is how this shit gets done: by men stepping outside the expectations of masculinity, rather than complaining that women haven’t done it for them.

[fuckoffstraightpeople-blog]

“coco chanel was bi” coco chanel was a nazi so let’s not play this game

[sizvideos]

Video

[caanbaro-deactivated20141115]

I love how the teacher is Ugandan himself and not some white missionary going to Uganda to spread their beliefs and bullshit

[sipnsyphe]

Look at his face light up, thas wassup man.

[vagabond-named-veli]

This makes my heart melt

[dreamxpjewel]

That smile.

[ungezieferwerden]

[weloveshortvideos]

[imogen-mangle]

how to increase owl

[gourmetmemes-deactivated2016021]

new aesthetic: pastel Bro. floral print adidas gym shorts. snapbacks w flower crowns staple on. soccer socks w lace trim. putting cutesy cell phone charms on ur nikes. pastel br o

[ask-boshie-stuff]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[the-real-seebs]

the-rain-monster:

tastefullyoffensive:

“I work for a county government. They work closely with the county animal shelter, and some kittens and cats are sent to us because we get so much traffic from the public, hopefully someone will see a kitty and adopt! In the meantime, they can socialize with the employees to get used to humans. So far over 100 cats have been adopted.” -Loocylooo

Yes. Yes. That is fantastic. Yes.

In one of the Liaden Universe books, a character is hired to serve as a Pet Librarian for a trade ship.

[jumpingjacktrash]

cat libraries best idea

[that-green-evening]

fucking straight kinksters i swear to god

“It’s a giant luxury to be a straight, cis-gendered, white, educated, healthy and economically stable woman. It means that when I put on a dress and kitten heels and pearls and make-up and hold the arm of my partner who happens to be a straight, cis-gendered, white, educated, healthy and economically stable man we match the image of a powerful archetype that’s burned deep into our collective cultural retinas. […] I’ve come to think there’s even a queerness to this normaling that we do, from the very fact that there’s a consciously performative dimension to it. My dress and heels and pearls and make-up are a kind of drag. They’re exciting both because they provoke a response from my masculine partner, and because they garner approving attention from the folks around us.”

fuck off forever tbqh

[enoughtohold]

oh my god

literally “we’re so incredibly privileged and socially celebrated that it’s queer”

this can’t be real, please tell me this person’s entire online persona is an elaborate ruse

i’m

[thrownagainstthesky]

from the About the Author section: she is a “Coach for Magic People” omg

[enoughtohold]

im weeping

[blankkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk-deact]

“we’re so straight it’s actually queer how straight we are. i mean we’re THAT straight.”

[doe-antlers-blog]

Is their fetish being “normal” omfg like what

[androfembot-deactivated20220204]

ppl w nonbinary genders are not all just “between” male and female. gender isn’t a male/female zero-sum game pls stop

[carolxdanvers]

this took me a while to unlearn, until someone basically said “look, colors are a spectrum. if you assign pink to women and blue to men, that doesn’t make every other color a variation of purple” 

[androfembot-deactivated20220204]

^potentially helpful way to conceptualize this

[cybernotter-blog]

i’m quite fond of the gender-as-colour analogy. it’s not perfect, but there are a lot of good parallels. i understand colour, but it’s still abstract enough to work. 

[birdfacts-deactivated20200802]

*looking at a gender* what the hell am i supposed to do with this

[cybernotter-blog]

If you use the word “wombyn,” we can’t be friends

[cybernotter-blog]

Bringing this back because I’m fucking serious; I’ve ended friendships over this and I’d do it again.

[lezgem-deactivated20160104]

I lose followers every time I say “trans women are women”

so I’m gonna keep saying it until I weed out all ya

[boobkittenprincess]

trans women are women. trans women are biologically female. trans women are womyn-born-womyn. trans women are female-bodied. trans women have female chromosomes. trans women have female reproductive systems. trans women’s genitals are female. trans women’s secondary sex characteristics are female. trans women have female voices. trans women are female-socialized. trans women are female in every possible way you can imagine, except birth assignment.

just in case there were any stragglers lying around.

[cybernotter-blog]

and even when a trans women doesn’t feel like this is true of her, it’s still none of your business.