*gavin screaming*

hi my name is amanda and if you can come up with a clever caption message me

[domesticgxddess]

[ampervadasz]

[back-that-sass-up]

it took nine seconds for me to fully process what i was watching and then i started LAUHGHING

[docteryn]

I would be dead

[friendly-animals]

[cactuseeds]

U can really tell who’s been on tumblr more than four years because we all give up on networks and promos and our blogs become bizarre collections of obscure art and documentation of bad life choices

[tonightweredrinkingfromthebong]

screenshots dont do this justice

[broitsablog]

*inhuman clicking*

[sacred-portal]

[switchbladesounds-deactivated20]

Jay Pharaoh’s John Mulaney impression

[butchmachine]

Holy shit

[thetaxidermy-ofyouandme]

That wasn’t an impression John Mulaney possessed him

[somanypetals]

[lovenfluff]

IF WE HAVE THE SMEGGING COMPASS JEREMY,, YOU DONT NEED TO LOOK AT THE FARTING SUN, BECAUSE YOU HAVE A COMPASS IN YOUR SHITTING HAND JEREMY,

[snorlaxatives]

@ the water that drips down my arms when i wash my face and makes a big ass mess: fuckin fight me

[beevean]

reasons I’m still on this hellsite:

1) nowhere else I could find posts this specifically relatable

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[rmick24]

I’ve never related to something as much as this

[broveria]

i’m yelling

[unclefather]

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

well ok

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

didn’t work but glad i tried

[insomniac-arrest]

Bikini Bottom has a universal basic income

Both Squidward and Spongebob can afford their own two-story houses with enough money left over for things like snail food and art supplies, they are both fast food workers with a boss that is shown on several occasions to pay them as little as possible

Furthermore, characters like Plankton can afford his own restaurant, machines, and computer despite not selling a single burger, Patrick similarly has his own place and lifestyle while rarely shown to actually work

In this essay we will examine the idea of a universal basic income that exists in the SpongeBob universe that provides

[stevencharleston]

Report: White Man in Local College Class Will Not Shut the Fuck Up

[squidwardsupportgroup]

[halfsad-deactivated20180421]

why the FUCK does squidward have fingers

[thepuppyclub]

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je suis à bout. au sol.

[olivialovesleggings-deactivated]

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