The Gay Robotic Joan of Arc

Rachel/Mae 24 white trans girl. She/Her. adhd autistic.

[socialistexan]

[srsfunny]

Hospital T-Rex

[official-liberty-prime-deactiva]

Imagine being rushed into the ER and reading this as they push you through though

[king-in-yellow]

Lol when my appendix burst, I had initially refused to go to the ER because it was a Saturday night (which are always busy helltimes for ERs of course) - and when I arrived I was told there were eight people ahead of me. I agreed and just asked for something to drink and something for the nausea. They took my vital signs, looked at each other, and then whisked me back immediately to a room and within five minutes the ER attending physician came in (as opposed to a resident physician).

“Hahaha, holy shit, am I dying?” I asked him - because HOSPITAL T-REX IS CORRECT

[ionlylooklikeahipster]

Okay but the T-Rex has abs drawn onto it in pen.

[rneadowsoprano-deactivated20211]

I’m crying like a baby

[ruinedchildhood]

[oneheadtoanother]

[andthentheywilleatthestars]

[latinotiktok]

EL DOWN WITH THE CIS BUS SÍ EXISTE

[strangestcase]

[Video transcript: The person holding the camera approaches a blue van. The driver is a burly man with a mustache.

Burly man: ¡Súbete! Vamos a atropellar transfóbicos. (Translation: Get in! We're going to run over transphobes.)

The camera pans over to the other passengers, who hold pride flags.

Passengers: ¡A huevo! ¡Uuuuuh! ]

[cipheramnesia]

That's called mass trans-it baybeee.

[yharnamsnewslug]

TRANS-PORTE PÚBLICO, GENTE!

[brattylikestoeat]

[gertiecraign]

I need both of them in my life forever.

[sioltach]

Please take me to the gourd world....

[dunroamins]

Man I love that funky bard gourd

[runcibility]

Really just expecting to see a bunch of Totoros any second

[prrb]

what if we kissed in the ballsack garden

[soothifying-sounds-asmr]

Making a Wooden Bucket by marshallscheetz

[eilooxara]

These sounds are why I love hand-tool woodworking

[handstandsonthecatastrophecurve]

Big same. Draw-knives terrify me though. Razor-sharp tool you pull towards you, scary.

[wrenrouge]

okay, but all I’ve done today is sleep lmao 

[wrenrouge]

I woke up at noon, ate lasagna and went back to sleep right after

[wrenrouge]

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT  UP!!!!!!!

[nickyandmikey]

when two musicians sing into the same microphone and lean in very close to each other... like omg are you guys gonna kiss now to relieve the homoerotic tension?😳

[nickyandmikey]

THIS IS NOT ABOUT ONE DIRECTION I DON'T KNOW WHO THIS "HARRY" PERSON IS GO WATCH BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN AND CLARENCE CLEMONS KISS ON STAGE RIGHT NOW

[irrelevantlyvalid]

op is the only valid person i’ve ever met. everyone else needs to come to the light

[hiqueenmabs-deactivated20220819]

[depsidase]

[lost-son-of-rome]

It’s your problem now, fuckers.

[deadstuffguy]

New state dropped my dudes

[shleepy-girl]

Florida having a boarder with France would absolutely end up causing WW3 one way or another

[post-store]

$18.99

[pocketss]

Rib and Cricket cause existential dread!

[genderoutlaws]

Vintage pins from the LHA button collection

[midnitemakrel]

[inthefallofasparrow]

[yugioh-puns]

“Transcicada” is a portmanteau of trans- and cicada, in reference to the insect’s transition from its shell.

[asterism343]

or maybe it means that the cicada is transgender

[avas-fangs]

You look at this card art and tell me what part of it isn’t transgender