[cyborgbigfoot]

i hate rayb

i hate raybens

[pointnclick]

yes, the text is glow in the dark

[geniusoflove]

my ass w hearing problems: oh id love a sandwich from americas favorite sub sandwhich chain Subway ™ eat fresh ™

subway employee: whispering sweetly behind the 5 inch kevlar barrier between me and the sandwhich accessories

me, sweating: IM SORRY WH

[drawingale]

Forget buddies, Bobby and Chip are taking couple pics now

[demoncatcupcakes]

Chuck in leaves

[help-mywife]

Help, my wife and I just got married and I can’t stop staring at our wedding photos!!

[gunsandfireandshit]

I'm...

[barbarianarchy-deactivated20200]

[straycatj]

[missmilk]

white: hey have you listened to [classic rock band/song]

me: no im latina

[gendertranspositions]

Sorry but that’s like asking me, “Have you listened to Juanes or Fetty Wap?” and me responding, “No I’m a white woman”.

Your ethnicity doesn’t preclude you from potentially being exposed to certain music genres.

[missmilk]

me: jokes

white: *crying uncontrollably* we are all one music genre….. the human genre

[leftpanty]

I. Have an idea.

[leftpanty]

[morgueant]

[leftpanty]

[morgueant]

[leftpanty]

[clown-butch-deactivated20240919]

[prettyvixenavenue]

Lil Nas X as Cam’ron

[fox-teeth]

Happy Halloween from my spooky kitties!

@mostlycatsmostly

[fateservant-moved-deactivated20]

dumpling in her prime

[strawberryhorrorshow]

Vesper says Happy Halloween! 🎃🍁👻

@mostlycatsmostly

[mostlycatsmostly]

Happy Halloween from my favorite pumpkin!

submitted by @saltcrystal100

[catladychronicles]

Wise little witch

[jtcatsby]

Ahoy from the Scoops Troop! 💙 ⚓ ❤️ Happy Halloween Furrends!