routed off course just to keep on track

Rachel//30//Maryland//she/her Formerly rjburnttoast//ravens fan//credit for header: evelyn-hugc!

[winged-void]

The problem is I always want to dm my mutuals some shit like "I consider you an ally to my cause"

[frigidvalkyrie]

Reblog to tell your mutuals "I consider you an ally to my cause"

[notgreatbob]

''i wasted those years'' who cares. you lived the only life you could've lived in those moments

[callmezeemonic]

You did the best you could with all you had and knew. That was then. Here is now

[castaras]

prev tags correct

[patricia-taxxon]

i love explaining the etymology of the word "rickroll" because the story starts with "ok, so at one point 4chan applied a filter to everyone's posts that changed the word egg to duck"

[maple-cloak]

[wrenanigans]

[croaksac]

grandfather....

[kathaletta]

some silly sketches of Carl and Donut that I drew for shits and giggles 🙃

[penandinkprincess]

parenting commitment level 3000

[penandinkprincess]

apparently a requirement for working at poison control is a talent for stand-up comedy

[starsarefairylightsfornerds]

[wordproblemapoligist]

tom nook is NOT a landlord!!! he is a construction worker! he SELLS you a WHOLE HOUSE! He is not CHARGING YOU however many bells a month to live there! You PURCHASE a HOME that he BUILDS FOR YOU and then you PAY HIM FOR HIS SERVICE. He charges no interest he sets no time limit it is a relationship built on trust. the only penalty you get for not paying off your home is that he won't build more home until you pay him for the first one. A guy that builds you a house wherever you want him to and then charges you for the cost of construction is not a landlord you own the fucking home

[brennacedria]

He is, however, in the mafia

[lesbianbassline]

why the hell would matt dinniman even write a little cat who comes into sentience in a place designed to kill her and have her experience hell upon hell upon hell every day of her existence and yet she remains brave and kind and true. WHAT THE HELL BRO

[nosimpincurly]

If you start reading books again, you’ll feel at least a little better. I promise.

[sylvies-kablooie]

whether you call it an "AMV", an "edit", or a "fancam", all of us, across generations, want the same thing: videos of The Character set to music. and i think that is beautiful ❤️

[and-fishing-equipment]

sorry but someone assuming you have "left a fandom" when you don't post about it a lot anymore feels like bilbo coming home to the sackville bagginses having him presumed dead and selling all his stuff. girl i was just on a little quest????

[dcmultiverse]

Do you not see it?

[sashimi55]

Human bodies are so weird like the upper half consists of every single vital organ and the lower half is legs

[dambiex]

[realpersonfacts]

[championoftheoppressed]

MY ADVENTURES WITH SUPERMAN — "Into the New World" (3.01)

[martyrbat]

we been having the batcock reveal and artists love showing off his batitties but when are we going to see the bathole. whos going to stop being a little coward and have the signature and classic batgooch™ spread shot be just his plush lipped brussy

[martyrbat]

[ID: a tag by @helianthus-annuus777 that reads: ‘#there was a bat-cock reveal?’ The four photos is two sets—the original panels and the reprinted ones from the comic Batman: Damned #1. The first photo shows Bruce stripping out of his costume and throwing it on the floor of the Batcave. As he undresses, we can see his penis hanging flaccidly before he walks towards the viewer, having full frontal nudity from the chest down. His penis is nothing remarkable to describe or look at, especially when compared to his thick thighs or the scars that litter his body. The second photo is the same as the first but with dark shadows covering his little penis and balls. There's also added dialogue, him asking the computer to run a scan on any injuries then saying bullshit when it reports no evidence of multiple fatal stab wounds. The third and fourth photo is focused on his unfortunately smooth ass as he walks to a different section in the cave and stands in a doorway that leads to his other costumes. In the bottom panel (in the original image), we can see his dick again. The fourth photo has it hidden with shading. There's more dialogue that's been added that's really not important or relevant. END ID]

i would NEVER joke about the batcock reveal... dc may have reprinted it and there was a whole controversy surrounding it (which leads to a bigger discussion about censorship and the prioritization of capitalism and how its slowly killing art and all creativity, both in inhumane deadlines and the sanitization of anything that doesn't fit a set in, marketable image—despite this even being published under dc's black label which is marketed towards mature audience and pushing more extremes since violence is more 'acceptable' than nonsexual nudity, which is a sperate discussion in itself!) BUT the batballs hang low and heavy in my mind at all time!!!!

[diseasedbreeze]

You need to understand so many people were talking about this and almost all of them were complaining it was too small. The artist's twitter was so slammed with comments he got his mom to ask people to stop being mean to him.

[wildminti]

Grace, your friend is an apex predator.

[xo8ball]

i love everything about you that is weird. btw. if you even care.