Who’s Gonna Call The Cops?

I’m lazy as hell, so don’t expect much

[lucifers-ass-cheek]

this thread absolutely killed me

[love]

ur cute but r u good for my mental health or my spiritual health?? (via weheartit)

[just-incorrect-bnha]

Deku’s Pain Tolerance

Midoriya, stubbing his toe: FUCK.

Midoriya, breaking a bone: Don’t worry guys, I still have 205 bones left to break!

Todoroki: Midoriya, no—

[cyeps36]

The term roses are red, violets are blue; although untrue now, when the rhyme was first made they had no word for purple.

[cyeps36]

What’s a vampires favorite food?

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Vampires aren’t real dumbass.

[cyeps36]

A man walks into a bar.

“Ow!”

[cyeps36]

Shower thoughts are usually just bullshit technicalities that people don’t care enough to disagree with.

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Peeling off stickers can be either the most satisfying feeling or the most frustrating task, depending on the sticker

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Every “unpopular opinion” post that goes viral is actually a popular opinion.

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Ads that interrupt whatever a person is doing probably make that person less inclined to buy the product.

[cyeps36]

[fistfulofzebras]

take a stand