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Cyn | she/they | 20

[cyndrastic]

here’s the main gang in the Selkie AU!

i’ll edit this to add typed captions if my handwriting is unreadable, just ask!

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Tell me more about your Creek selkie AU, I'm all 👂👂👂👂

OH I WOULD LOVE TO

Ok so the basic plot is that Craig is really interested in humans. This is because when he was young a human cried into the sea and it kind of summoned him, which meant his soulmate was a human (it’s a weird myth thing with male selkies that i’m tweaking for my fanfic needs look it up if you want). But the human left before Craig could meet them. So he became really interested in humans. Now he frequently goes above the water to listen to the human music that comes from from a little pub near the shore.

One day he decides to go on shore as a human for the first time. He hides his seal skin and explores the town, until he tries to go home later and the skin is gone. He ends up finding who took it, Cartman, and is horrified to learn that he sold it.

Craig runs to the pawn shop and meets the owner, Butters, who says that while he did pay Eric for the skin, it was donated to the local auction. South Park has a monthly auction for tourists that helps fund the town, and seal skin is very expensive. Butters says that the auction is in a week, and that Craig’s best bet to get it back is to bid for it.

So now Craig is stuck on land and has no money to get his skin back. So he tries to get money and realizes he has no idea how humans work. He was thrown out of a lot of potential jobs. His saving grace is the very pub on the shore that he loved to listen to the music from. He’s almost thrown out of there, too, but he begs the young bartender that he desperately needs this. The bartender, Tweek, ends up feeling bad and decides to teach Craig how to work and raise the money he needs.

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Creek Selkie au! Craig and Tweek refs here but here’s how Craig got hired at Tweak Bros Pub & Brewery as a selkie with no knowledge about humans.

bonus drawing under the cut:

Tweek: *cleaning a glass*

Mr. Tweak: Tweek why would you hire a man who couldn’t do anything? I just handed him a dollar to teach him how to use the cash register and he asked me what it was.

Tweek: don’t tell him I told you, but I think he used to be Amish.

Mr. Tweak: *nods* *immediate understanding*

(^thats there cause my handwriting sucks)

anyway the town consensus becomes that Craig is a runaway Amish kid and that’s why he doesn’t have family and doesn’t know how the modern age works. no one questions him from there.

[clovermousee]

newest episode where south park mall gets a pop mart

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more selkie au stuff! i’m only like over a year late sorry

(og post linked here)

handwriting is super messy to check the image desc. click for quality i beg.

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I WARNED YOU ITS SELKIE AU TIME

Here’s Craig!! Ignore that i drew him kinda young here, this was just a doodle, he’s like early 20s in this au

Anyway plenty of people know about female selkie myths: they go on land, get their skin stolen by a man, and they’re forced to marry and live with him till they either 1: die or 2: find their skin and return to the sea

but there are male selkies with a bit of a different lore >:)

male selkies follow the same rules with skins as women do: they shed their skin to become human, and without it, they can’t go home. But, according to mythology, if a heartbroken or unhappy woman cries 7 tears into the sea, she summons a selkie to fall in love with her and take her back to his underwater kingdom.

the stories range on how much of this is the woman’s free will vs. mind control, and no one seems to agree on how long a male selkie can stay on land, but this is kinda important to this au. Not the main focus, but i wanted to mention it anyway cause i found it cool.

but yeah expect more of this cause i’m brainrotting very hard atm <3

[cyndrastic]

it’s been forever but get ready i have 2 year old doodles, 13.5 hours worth of doodles, and 8 planned potential fanfic chapters to share

[art-i-choked]

quick, slap some cheese on your favorite sp character's face!

i cant pick because it switches every time i draw one of them so i guess theyre all getting cheese

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can’t believe that my love of adult cartoons, inappropriate jokes, Alex Brightman, and g/t couples have got me hooked on Helluva Boss again. Like, I watched it up until probably “LooLoo Land” and then lost interest, but then i see these motherfuckers??

minor cw for spoilers for the rest of this, i don’t think i say anything spoiler-y but there’s gifs from the new episode

OH MY GOD THEYRE SO CUTE

and yes I’m counting this as g/t, Asmodeus is basically a mini giant you can argue with a wall. Ik in this ⬆️ gif they look similar in size but Fizzorolli (can’t spell it, not looking it up) literally sleeps on his chest like a cat?? and rides around on his shoulders at home??? peak g/t content right there folks. (if you don’t know: g/t stands for giant/tiny and it’s a term used for media where characters that interact are different sizes.)

love me a relationship where one guy can swing the other around like a ragdoll

also massive fan of the g/t tropes “chaotic gremlin tiny and their giant who just want them to calm down” and “giant who knows the tiny can handle themselves but can’t help but get really aggressive when the tiny is threatened” and guess what this ship has-

and the song where Asmodeus is introduced?? Oh my god oh my god. I looked up the VA immediately and it shocks me to know he hasn’t had the lead role in more things, cause his voice is angelic. I very rarely get chills when listening to things, but his very first line left me utterly speechless. He’s so good. I don’t think I’ve ever loved anyone’s singing voice as much in my life. It says a lot when you’re singing with a seasoned broadway professional and he’s (as much as I love the Beetlejuice voice) just not as enthralling.

Also just look at how much Asmodeus is worried when Fizz gets fucking decked look at his little baby carry-

i can’t with them they’re everything i’ve ever needed in a tv show relationship i will never get over this

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made this post forever ago but i’m reblogging it with an update to the “i’m shocked that Asmodeus’s VA hasn’t had the lead role in more things” cause i forgot that Viv looks for broadway people

So uh yeah he’s the og Genie on Broadway’s Aladdin, which i’m only pointing out now because that means i fucking met him.

When I was little my mom took me to see the show cause we had a family friend that was a stage manager or something and he introduced us to the cast. Somewhere there’s a picture of me as a little girl and Asmodeus’s VA. I’m screaming. I’m losing my mind holy shit.

[frillyxo]

craig when he went to peru and the guinea pigs were huge in that one episode

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*matpat voice* looooorrrrre

Creek Ch. 2: pt. 3 (final)

gonna try something new so bare with me for this, but: Tweek is now open for questions!! send asks and I’ll do my best to respond to them as long as they don’t spoil too much >;)

Tweek Chapters: pt. 1 / pt. 2 / pt. 3

Craig Chapters: pt. 1 / pt. 2

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oh boy, massive lore dump for the au in this one

Creek part Ch. 2: pt. 2

Tweek Chapters: pt. 1 / pt. 2 / pt. 3

Craig Chapters: pt. 1 / pt. 2

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creek part of the mythical au Ch. 2: Pt. 1

(pt.2 of this comic and Craig’s Chapter linked at the end!!)

Tweek Chapters: pt.1 / pt. 2 / pt. 3

Craig Chapters: pt.1 / pt. 2

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Still waiting on Mythical AU

I KNOW IM SORRY /gen

I can post it soon if everyone is willing to put up with my shitty handwriting, but i generally like to add actual text, which takes longer because i loath procreate’s typing system

but i can say that the next part is a new pov (i can’t remember if i’ve said who before but it’s not Craig or Kenny) and while we won’t catch up with Craig, a new piece will be added to the puzzle and then i’ll finally be able to talk about the ✨worldbuilding✨

edit: just realized the last thing i posted for this was in September jfc sorry y’all

[buttfrovski]

his hair is lowkey kinda long.

like compare it to heidi's

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UPDATE:

Hey y’all!! Ik it’s been forever but i’m alive!

Anyway the next part to the Mythical AU is fully drawn I just need to type out the text cause my handwriting is too horrid to be read by anyone other than me lmao

also the Penn Zero au has art coming for it and there’s SO MUCH SHIT i’ve made from the Selkie AU that i just haven’t had time to post or go into detail on because i’ve been finishing my first semester of college 👍

[doctorcurdlejr]

I can be normal about things. Don't look at my blog.

[buttfrovski]

i like to look at south park characters when i'm sad because they are so fucking stupid looking. so silly.