When is a croquet mallet like a billy club?

Knitter, baker, seamstress, cosplayer... but mostly boring

[antoniabishop]

swans

[r2x2]

The Amnesty International report that JK Rowling is trying to censor through legal threats.

It can also be found on Google Drive here and on Bluesky here.

[cbarc]

Please save and share this info where possible. This report has since been removed by Amnesty International due to legal threats of libel from JK Rowling. This information is no longer easily accessible.

[depsidase]

[the-interuniversal-geometer]

Brush buddy!!

[sookayheresthething]

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common misconception this is actually grindr

[sookayheresthething]

okay it's one thing to be funnier than me on my own post, it's entirely different to be funnier than me on my own post when I'm a PROFESSIONAL FUNNYMAN. unacceptable, how dare you

[sanguine-humor]

phm is decently popular in japan and i mostly see this when i check twitter and see accounts posting pictures of handmade rocky plushies that are so fucking round looking it brings a tear to my eye

[sanguine-humor]

he keeps me sane

[sanguine-humor]

btw, idk if this will be seen by any of the countless people who already have seen and reblogged this post, but heres the original guide posted on how to make the chibi-rocky! the OP also has a separate guide for a more accurate rocky, though obviously less simple of a guide than the little thingy shown off

(im surprised this post gained any attention, haha, if i had known i would have just shared the guides, the more handmade pebbles in the world the better)

[nevver]

The Eagle has landed: July 20, 1969

[alphaflyer]

I remember. What a day.

[topaz119]

Happy Moon Day!

[animatedamerican]

For the Eagle has landed; tell your children when Time won’t drive us down to dust again

[animatedamerican]

Happy Moon Day, tumblr.

[filkyeahfilk]

Happy Moon Day!

[thefragman]

moon's haunted

[prokopetz]

The problem with trying to fix The X-Files is that its writing and characterisation are so wildly uneven even from episode to episode within a given season that most of the time your "improved" version will just end up being an accurate description of a specific episode of The X-Files.

[prokopetz]

(And, critically, because there exists one specific episode which more or less accidentally answers to the description of the imaginary show you're proposing, certain fans will insist the entire series ought to be given credit for being like that and you're just looking for excuses to complain.)

[bigscaryd]

Very importantly, this works in both directions. Both your improved version and the most unfair caricature of the show you could possibly concoct exist as actually-aired episodes.

[bamfspock]

Happy Fucking Moon Day

[fluff-e-boy]

One of the most important images of all time

[tredlocity]

[deanwinchesterapologist]

just found out you can do more than one thing each day. i was just doing the one

[tuckyourshirt]

this literally isn't true please stop spreading lies

[cutecipher]

got grabbed after mischief

[cutecipher]

again

[rickybabyboy]

some one call my lawyer i am being unfairly grabbed

[afleetingdownpour]

Lil funfact for the tlt fandom from a greek speaker. Alectopause is a word

You may know that 'Alecto' (Αληκτώ) as a name translates to Ceasless, as in 'merciless' or 'implacatable', etc etc. Coming from the mythological Fury. A-lecto. Un-ending.

And 'pause' (παύση) is a word. A greek word in origin.

Therefore, Αληκτόπαυση (Alectopause) is a perfectly understandable to any fluent speaker word, that means "Unending-Pause". Have a fun one with it

((I am genuinely enjoying the Pause, I would never rush the Pause, I have no issue waiting any amount of time ranging from years to forever and frankly believe Tamsyn should have More™ Pause, I just think y'all would enjoy this))

[mossygravestone]

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[telekitnetic-art]

🦚🩵 PEACOCK PADDLE

Since the magpie piece got snagged immediately, here's the piece I'll be bringing to replace it!! I've been wanting to do a peacock design for a while now and I'm really happy with how it turned out!! Would've loved to add some extra flair with pearlescent pigmentation, but that's an experiment for later.

[bells-lettres]

local matchmaker losing it over yet another unrealistic demand from the clientele 🤣🤣

Translation by me. :))

[elodieunderglass]

“Even a slightly increased possibility of summoning rain is still an ability to summon rain” is such a good point