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@cynicomplex
i have a “why am i like this” moment at least five times a day
wearepaladin :
w/ a monotone voice “wow that is so wild”
in other words : me trying to find out what’s wrong for 5 minutes straight .......
starters / prompts taken from various characters starring in the game fire emblem : three houses . feel free to change pronouns / tenses as necessary .
“ feel free to say hi whenever you like ”
“ don’t hold back for my sake ”
“ you think I’m so clumsy that I need someone to watch over me ? ”
“ you act like you’re full of regret , but I know you don’t really mean it ”
“ you actually look more handsome to me with honesty on your face ”
“ don’t be ashamed of crying ”
“ could you keep quiet for a bit ? ”
“ you’re actually kind of amazing ”
“ do you mean to imply you have no intention of acting a bit more respectably ? ”
“ stop acting so nonchalant about getting hurt or killed ”
“ naive and uptight is no way to live your life ”
“ you’d better watch that temper ”
“ i am absolutely disinterested in spending any time with you ”
“ your lack of self-awareness is deeply troubling ”
“ I’ll just be straightforward about taking advantage of you ”
“ when will you tire of challenging me in pointless competitions ? ”
“ you expect me to believe that ? ”
“ i’ve had enough of your foolish antics ”
“ i wish you would not sneak up on me like that ”
“ before you reprimand me , take a moment to consider your own failings ”
“ it is like hearing a snake sing an aria ”
“ am I hearing a deathbed confession ? ”
“ i never have any idea what you’re talking about ”
“ don’t walk away when i’m talking to you ”
“ you’ll be the death of me for sure ”
“ i do not intend to die ”
“ i can’t believe you put yourself at risk for my benefit ”
“ i don’t think i’ve ever seen you smile ”
“ i do not desire your gratitude ”
“ you’re surprisingly strong for how slender you appear ”
“ perhaps i was flustered needlessly ”
“ i had forgotten how charmingly ethereal you can be ”
“ you’re going a little overboard ”
“ you have shaken me to my very core ”
“ so this is what death is like ”
“ if you get sick of me , i’m sorry ahead of time ”
“ i’m embarrassed just thinking about it ”
“ you’re like a little brother to me ”
“ spending the rest of my life with you doesn’t sound so bad ”
“ if our roles were reversed , I don’t think I’d be able to forgive you ”
“ you actually hate me , right ? ”
“ you haven’t stabbed me yet ”
“ i want to be more like you ”
“ i actually envy the size of your heart ”
“ i don’t think you can solve all your problems by throwing a few punches ”
“ there aren’t a lot of people like you in the world ”
“ sorry I’ve been so oblivious to your needs ”
“ sometimes you just can’t afford to wait around for someone else to notice ”
“ yesterday’s enemy is today’s ally ”
“ you have to abandon old feuds ”
“ learn to protect yourself before trying to protect me ”
“ i always trust that you’ve got my back ”
“ if only people could be more like flowers ”
“ if you promise not to resort to violence , I’ll do whatever you want ”
“ i can’t stand the sight of me either ”
“ i would be even more impressed if you hadn’t been screaming the whole time ”
“ i did what was necessary to get you to comply ”
“ you have so much power in you , just waiting to be unleashed ”
“ i’m hopelessly terrified of you ”
independent / private / selective captain john price from call of duty’s modern warfare series. headcanon heavy. please read rules and about before interacting. personals do not reblog. written by ninja.
When there is someone to catch you when you fall (literally)
@ofhomeland
𝐊𝐍𝐈𝐕𝐄𝐒 𝐎𝐔𝐓 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒. 🔪
spoiler free dialogue from rian johnson’s 2019 murder mystery, KNIVES OUT. feel free to change pronouns or edit as found necessary !
❝ i suspect foul play. ❞
❝ how about a glass of milk ? ❞
❝ maybe he left you a cold glass of milk in his will, asshole. ❞
❝ you’re not getting bailed out, not this time. ❞
❝ who is that guy ? ❞
❝ i read a tweet about a new yorker article about you. ❞
❝ you’re famous ! ❞
❝ are you baiting me ? ❞
❝ how about some more cookies ? ❞
❝ this could be the best thing to happen to all of you. ❞
❝ why are you here ? ❞
❝ i have eliminated no suspects. ❞
❝ you tell her, or i will. ❞
❝ that’s some heavy duty conjecture. ❞
❝ i’m warning you. ❞
❝ are you goddamn insane ?! ❞
❝ up your ass. ❞
❝ matter of fact, eat shit. ❞
❝ definitely eat shit. ❞
❝ i won’t eat an iota of shit. ❞
❝ i’ll slap that smug smile. ❞
❝ we gotta do this more often. ❞
❝ when people get desperate, the knives come out. ❞
❝ this is a twisted web, and we are not finished untangling it. ❞
❝ i keep waiting for the big reveal. ❞
❝ i don’t feel like talking, i’m distraught. ❞
❝ you vicious little bitch. ❞
❝ in for a penny, in for a pound. ❞
❝ you asshole. ❞
❝ you’ve always been good to me. ❞
❝ what i’m about to say isn’t gonna be easy, and you’re gonna be upset. ❞
❝ you all love twisting the knife into one another. ❞
❝ you know something, spill it. ❞
❝ did you just google that ? ❞
❝ i did just google that. ❞
❝ don’t answer that if you’re gonna puke. ❞
❝ what the shit ?! ❞
starters / prompts taken from various game grumps’ ten minute power hour videos . feel free to change pronouns / tenses as necessary .
“ stop throwing stuff , what is wrong with you ?! ”
“ turn on the magic of colored lights , you jerks ”
“ there’s a warrant out for my arrest ”
“ this is just a blob ”
“ i’m yelling in general not at you ”
“ what if a child ate these , then they would die of glass poisoning ”
“ how did kids do this when they were childs ? ”
“ take your cup off the raft you animal ”
“ how do you not know your soda trivia , you dope ? ”
“ it tastes like cough medicine but good ”
“ i think i’m losing feeling in my right arm ”
“ i should be in a carnival ”
“ i got the sugar shakes ”
“ it’s a four , as in the amount of days i have left to live ”
“ i feel so weak ”
“ i don’t have a sense of smell anymore ”
“ drink it you armadillo ”
“ ew no no oh no no — oh that’s not bad ”
“ it tastes like if i ate a fridge magnet ”
“ i love MSG — that stands for mighty good soup ”
“ if we could get something sharp and dangerous that would be great ”
“ the moral of the story is you have to have a huge hat ”
“ i’m your dad ”
“ you need to grow up . it’s time to grow up ”
“ i can’t open my eye it’s glued shut ”
“ i’m a little bumblebee , bzzzzz ”
“ who knew that eating frosting could be such great exercise ? ”
“ great news on the friendship front : you’re my friend ”
“ we better call some hospitals ”
“ i’m already so sweaty ”
“ there’s some kind of dinosaur wearing pants ”
“ looking at this makes me feel like i’m having a stroke ”
“ what does arizona look like ? ”
“ i’m here with all of my friends in a hot , nasty , sweaty corner ”
“ you see a spiced up dino , you want that boy to smile ”
“ i’m not gonna pretend i’m not jealous ”
“ dude you got a scoodily doop dee woop doop doop wah wah wah ”
“ we don’t have the necessary amount of woops ”
“ i don’t want a pumpkin growing in my belly ”
“ what are you , my bully from middle school ? ”
“ pumpkins were made by god to scare children away ”
“ he’s already dead ”
“ i feel good about what we’ve done here today ”
“ ooo , sparkles ”
“ i’m trying to be beautiful ”
“ oh we’re gonna fucking die ”
“ are we penalized for screaming ? ”
“ we look tasty ”
It’s lunch!
I THINK I BETTER GO BEFORE I TRY SOMETHING I MIGHT REGRET —-
-— BUT IF YOU WANNA FREE YOUR BODY TONIGHT …
IT’S OUR SECRET .
▌▌DINAH && DEVRAH : @cynicomplex ▌▌template / psd
[ br6vo ]
we’ve received intel regarding a link to al-asad in los angeles. now, typically, a mission like this would be left up to american special forces but due to your overall mission to capture / kill, we’ve gained authority from the u.s government to step in. you’ll be entering an apartment complex, so you need to keep things tight. the darkness will only cover your arses to an extent, the rest will be up to you not to be spotted by civilians and neighbors of the target. be advised, there may be non-combatants around the site, therefore check your shots. this can not get out of hand, gentlemen. get in, apprehend the target and get out.
briefed and kitted up, the journey from the safe house to the target’s building was far from scenic ——— concealed from view within the walls of a white van. there’s a buzzing in the air, static adrenaline radiating from armour-clad bodies. as familiar as the sensation of waking up each morning; they eat, sleep and breathe this. the doors are opened and his team moves swiftly, coordinated, price takes the lead up the steps. a second sas team makes their way over a wall to approach from the side.
noting the front door is locked, the captain spots an open window and gestures for the ladder to be utilized. once it’s in position, he slowly makes his way up to the ledge to peer in and check that it’s clear but in the distance he hears the growing rumble of an engine. at the height price is, he’s able to spot the approaching swat vehicle. “ no, ” he grunts, brows furrowing. “ no, no, no, fuck. ” silently, he descends down the ladder in time to watch the truck pull up nearby. what the hell were they doing here ?
price signals for his men to remain hidden, gaz and wallcroft accompanying him to the swat team. if they’re spotted, or the target is alerted to their presence, this whole op could not only be a waste of time but a total loss of potentially valuable intel.
“ get this outta here, ” price demands, knocking an index finger against the truck. “ who’s fuckin’ in charge of this ? ” / @cynicomplex
‘ alright , i want a clean capture . no one that doesn’t need to get hurt gets hurt . nothing that’s government property gets broken unless your mother’s goddamn life is at risk . your salary couldn’t cover what we’d owe the courts . ’ exhale of smoke . ‘ oh and . . . wait for my signal . no false concerns , i know what i’m doing . ’
and though hardly anything surprises him anymore , eyes grow wide at the sight of the approaching soldiers . despite the kevlar hidden underneath clothes he looks ridiculously ( almost inappropriately ) underdressed in the gray three - piece next to the men in SWAT suits ----- or the ones in goddamn army gear . but even his attire has a purpose here . much different from the other man’s . and a little harder to explain . ( their attendance complicates things . ) ‘ hell are yo----- ’ he starts , first thing that comes to mind in his confusion . before he stops himself , a smarter thought boring into processing brain that perhaps the special forces presence means something ----- if at least polite compliance for now ----- even when none of his contacts had informed him beforehand . still , this was fully planned out . he waves the truck away , ordering his team to stay nearby . ( hopefully it had been visible for long enough to grab wanted attention . ) sideways glance towards apartment complex before attention is given fully to the other , tone now more professional . ‘ devrah . lapd commander . this is the metro division . and you are ? ’ this is a problem .
because now ----- well , what easy way is there to say this ? damn it . this would have been hard enough without the military itself breathing down his neck . and their captain might not understand this ----- the scheme at hand probably seeming more than confusing ( and a little fishy at best ) to an outsider anyway . ‘ i . . . well , i’m gonna have to talk to him . . . ’ a pause then , realization . ‘ please don’t tell me you already went in--- ’
joe devrah ↪ wardrobe
* 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐅𝐋𝐀𝐖𝐒.
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