in the tank, straight up shorkin' it

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Umamusume but instead of big-tittied anime waifus it's hockey players

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Someone call KD man, I think this trade is a call for help

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NHL GMs need to weigh the aesthetics of a trade. Joseph Woll is a good goalie and a great guy, but consider: he will look terrible in orange.

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but how can we make this about the leafs

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nationalize the toronto maple leafs

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you can't have a crush on a hockey player unless he's at least 0.5 ppg it's in the cba or something

[allthespoons]

i know you guys are all twenty years old and don't remember this but hockey players used to fuck women

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woke up thinking about the san jose sharks

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Philadelphia turns boys into men and men into rats

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*taps sign again*

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i fucking love hockey

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Who collared the entire Canadian world juniors team?? Kinda dig it ngl

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Checking in from the tank, can we keep Cherny pls? He’s the only mfer out there who can keep up with Mack tonight

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if collin graf gets a hat-trick im gonna go ballistic

[willmackism]

https://www.reddit.com/r/SanJoseSharks/s/2IUGq05gzt

lmao this meme is accurate. except the “sharks fans” label on the mother could easily be replaced by “hockey fans/media/content creators/meme makers/etc” bc the mainstream reaction and discourse about this comeback win has been (1) give celebrini the c and (2) randy hahn aka twitter user sharkvoice is one of the best in the biz. which he is 🫡 but it really goes to show how will’s injury is more about mack’s leadership/clutch game/olympic roster chances instead of will’s own hockey. how will’s hockey is more about how good he and mack are together, how mack elevates will without really even analyzing or pondering how will also elevates mack. and they also said fuck kurashev i guess. our top line is going to prob be skinner mack and toff for a while idk

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Mack does not score nearly as much without a fast, high hockey-IQ winger on his line. The fact that he’s practically soulbonded to Will is just icing on that particular cake.

With Kurashev and Smitty out I plead for Warso to put Graf and/or Ekky with him. But I’m not optimistic.

It also might be time for some more AHL callups…

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???

!!!

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Idk anything about the Sens, are these two boyfriends?

Source — nhl best photos of the week (x)

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loved many things about this win but really loved when Sam Dickinson started & finished a hard check on Easton Cowan after a whistle and they were both giggling about it