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but how can we make this about the leafs

#hockey #nhl #evergreen post

nationalize the toronto maple leafs

#for the good of Canada #if only mark carney weren't an oilers fanboy #toronto maple leafs #hockey

you can't have a crush on a hockey player unless he's at least 0.5 ppg it's in the cba or something

#hockey #nhl #ask commissioner bettman #have some standards

allthespoons

i know you guys are all twenty years old and don't remember this but hockey players used to fuck women

woke up thinking about the san jose sharks

#san jose sharks #sj sharks #sharks lb #macklin celebrini

cynsharks

Philadelphia turns boys into men and men into rats

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*taps sign again*

#trevor zegras #this is my favorite new rivalry in hockey

i fucking love hockey

#happy new year y’alll #san jose sharks #hockey #sharks lb

Who collared the entire Canadian world juniors team?? Kinda dig it ngl

#is this fashion or safety or a statement #wjc 2026 #wjc26 #hockey

Checking in from the tank, can we keep Cherny pls? He’s the only mfer out there who can keep up with Mack tonight

#also he’s massive #absolute unit #san jose sharks #sj sharks #sharks lb #macklin celebrini #igor chernyshov

if collin graf gets a hat-trick im gonna go ballistic

#san jose sharks #sj sharks #sharks lb #collin graf

willmackism

https://www.reddit.com/r/SanJoseSharks/s/2IUGq05gzt

lmao this meme is accurate. except the “sharks fans” label on the mother could easily be replaced by “hockey fans/media/content creators/meme makers/etc” bc the mainstream reaction and discourse about this comeback win has been (1) give celebrini the c and (2) randy hahn aka twitter user sharkvoice is one of the best in the biz. which he is 🫡 but it really goes to show how will’s injury is more about mack’s leadership/clutch game/olympic roster chances instead of will’s own hockey. how will’s hockey is more about how good he and mack are together, how mack elevates will without really even analyzing or pondering how will also elevates mack. and they also said fuck kurashev i guess. our top line is going to prob be skinner mack and toff for a while idk

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Mack does not score nearly as much without a fast, high hockey-IQ winger on his line. The fact that he’s practically soulbonded to Will is just icing on that particular cake.

With Kurashev and Smitty out I plead for Warso to put Graf and/or Ekky with him. But I’m not optimistic.

It also might be time for some more AHL callups…

#also don’t think Mack is ready for the C #I’m in the minority on that though #anyone read Toews’ piece about becoming captain too young?#sj sharks #macklin celebrini #sharks lb #san jose sharks

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#zeev really said fuck the tank #and fuck the hughesbowl #I’m the captain now #and demmers with the apple!#vancouver canucks #zeev buium #thatcher demko #canucks lb

Idk anything about the Sens, are these two boyfriends?

Source — nhl best photos of the week (x)

#ottawa senators #sens lb #brady tkachuk #tim stutzle #NHL official in on the agenda

loved many things about this win but really loved when Sam Dickinson started & finished a hard check on Easton Cowan after a whistle and they were both giggling about it

#because that’s his BOY #and sometimes you gotta manhandle your boy a lil #sam dickinson #easton cowan #san jose sharks #sj sharks #sharks lb

50% chance this is Nico Hischier, 50% chance it’s Zach Werenski

#hockey butt doesn’t outweigh punchable face #nico hischier #zach werenski #dylan larkin #nhl polls #hockey

Lots to unpack here

#none of these surprise me #every vote for Eriksson Ek came from his own team #hockey #matthew tkachuk #tim stutzle #trevor zegras #brad marchand #a bunch of other rat bastards

chicago sweetie are you feeling ok? you've hardly touched your pucks all game 😞

#chicago blackhawks #blackhawks lb #hawks lb

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