Cyst-O-Matic

Cyst-ers are doing it for themselves.

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Give This Cyst The Elbow

As a birthday celebration for Cyst-O-Matic, here's a cute little elbow cyst complete with squirt, pus trail and root.

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Cyst-O-Matic turned 1 today!

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Insist On Cysts

Many requests have been received pleading for Cyst-O-Matic to make a return. Pus is a guilty pleasure for many people.  So here is an almost artistic cyst-pop to get us started again.

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On the ninth day of Cystmas, a sicko sent to me

A day trip to the beach,

A doggy needing assistance, 

One head exploding, 

A HORSE'S SEPTIC ARSE... 

The best use of a dagger, 

Three miles of earwax, 

Two crackheads squeezing,  

And a volcanic eruption for all to see

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On the eighth day of Cystmas, a sicko sent to me

One poorly doggy, 

One head exploding, 

A HORSE'S SEPTIC ARSE... 

The best use of a dagger, 

Three miles of earwax, 

Two crackheads squeezing,  

And a volcanic eruption for all to see

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On the seventh day of Cystmas, a sicko sent to me

One head exploding, 

Six litres of drainage, 

A HORSE'S SEPTIC ARSE... 

The best use of a dagger,

Three miles of earwax, 

Two crackheads squeezing 

And a volcanic eruption for all to see.

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On the sixth day of Cystmas, a sicko sent to me

Six litres of drainage, 

A HORSE'S SEPTIC ARSE,,,  

The best use of a dagger, 

Three miles of earwax, 

Two crackheads squeezing    

And a volcanic eruption for all to see.  

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On the fifth day of Cystmas, a sicko sent to me

A HORSE'S SEPTIC ARSE...

The best use of a dagger, 

Three miles of earwax, 

Two crackheads squeezing, 

And a volcanic eruption for all to see.

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On the fourth day of Cystmas, a sicko sent to me

The best use of a dagger, 

Three miles of earwax, 

Two crackheads squeezing,  

And a volcanic eruption for all to see 

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On the third day of Cystmas, a sicko sent to me

Three miles of earwax

Two crackheads squeezing

And a volcanic eruption for all to see

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On the second day of Cystmas, a sicko sent to me

Two crackheads squeezing

And a volcanic eruption for all to see.

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On the first day of Cystmas, a sicko sent to me

A volcanic cyst eruption for all to see.

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The #Cysterhood is tainted by Daily Mail non-article

The internet is littered with clips of spots being squeezed, pimples being popped and boils being lanced. But why are so fascinated?

It is SUCH a responsibility being a forward thinker! 

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Hey Gran, squeeze this for me will ya?

Proper #cysterhood gore from the start with added Gran as Top Squeezee for variety.

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What is inside a cyst?

Today's #Cysterhood entry is the aftermath of a cyst removal operation.

Find the original surgery here.

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Hole-y satisfying

A rather tame one for the #Cysterhood today but stick with it until the third minute... 

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Incy Wincy Spider

A move away from the #Cysterhood norm today but well worth it as a weekend special. 

But tell me dearest Cysterhood, if you had been bitten by a spider, would you reach for the video camera or head straight to A&E?

This spider bite extraction was submitted by an avid subscriber who wishes to remain anonymous.