~carlo/tumblr

Hello, you've reached the tumblelog of Carlo Zottmann — coder, minimalist runner, husband from Munich, Germany. Leave a message after the whitespace. GP

[gasstation]

[well-i-like-it-too]

:)

[czottmann]

Movember 2011 [English]

Ooops, I accidentally posted this to the wrong Tumblr… The post is now over here!

[animalstalkinginallcaps]

YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE I’M A LITTLE GIRL AGAIN.

THIS IS THE BEST PICNIC EVER.

[animalstalkinginallcaps]

SPIDER!  SPIDER!

MARY, I KNOW YOU’RE GOING THROUGH A GOTH PHASE BUT GET YOUR ASS UP OFF THAT CHAIR AND GRAB A FLIP FLOP. THIS THING IS SO BIG I CAN COUNT ITS INDIVIDUAL EYEBALLS.

[czottmann]

Deus Ex: The Eyeborg Documentary. Incredible stuff.

[thedailywhat]

[czottmann]

[reddit] ➔ [via]

[czottmann]

Quick quiz: can your entire sales staff be replaced by a nicely formatted HTML table? If the answer is 'yes', then you are subtracting value and wasting my time.

A Short Rant About Hosting (Pinboard Blog)

[quigonginge]

[czottmann]

[[via]](http://hmans.net/post/9329568540)

[czottmann]

[[via]](http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2011/08/25/old-republic-skyrim-on-same-sex-couples/)

[czottmann]

We ended up opting for these Miele appliances, made in Germany. […] They are really wonderfully made and one of the few products we've bought over the last few years that we're all really happy about. These guys really thought the process through. They did such a great job designing these washers and dryers. I got more thrill out of them than I have out of any piece of high tech in years.

Steve Jobs in a WIRED interview. [[via]](https://plus.google.com/114943965992773269912/posts/KNp8mQedmQa) And he's right. Our Miele washing machine, while not exactly _cheap_, is a solid, well-designed, reliable piece of equipment. It's easy to operate (!) – it just oozes quality.

[czottmann]

Cave Johnson lemon rant w/GLaDOS comments

[vasodilation-blog]

[spitecho]

Cat beatz.

[czottmann]

[via]

[greenstreet-deactivated20201215]

In Deutschland laden zur Sammlung gegen Kommerz und Künstlichkeit zum Beispiel der Signal-Iduna-Park Dortmund, die Allianz Arena München, das Easycredit-Stadion Nürnberg und die ESPRIT arena Düsseldorf ein.

Far-Orientalism (via greenstreet)

[czottmann]

Married To The Sea: Für Elise

[czottmann]

Rather cool short movie about a …[PLOT DEVICE](http://vimeo.com/24320919)! (Big surprise there.) Go watch, it's ace. [[via]](http://shawnblanc.net/2011/07/plot-device/)

[inky]

reddit: “As a European this is all I know about Independence Day”

[czottmann]

FACT.

[czottmann]

After his family was betrayed and disgraced by the most powerful families in Italy, young Erazo chose the path of vengeance-and entered a world of mysticism and murder beyond anything he could have imagined. But his quest is far form over...

The official Amazon.com book description for "Assassin's Creed: The Secret Crusade" by Oliver Bowden.

Icing on the cake? The book deals with Altaïr.