[nixcraft]

Hack the planet. 

[sophiaslittleblog]

SHES IN THE SYSTEM!!!!

[ash-and-art]

*hacker voice*

AAAAAAAAAAA

[beyondthesunrise]

[Video description: A video of a toddler standing at a laptop on a low table, mimicking typing by mashing her fingers into the keys. Two people behind the camera talk as the baby types.

Person 1: Hack the cloud.

Person 2: Hack the cloud, hack the cloud, girl.

1: Hacking hacking… wait, are you in the mainframe? Get in the mainframe!

(The baby points at something on the screen)

1: Yeah, there’s the mainframe. Get it!

(Person 2 laughs)

1: Get in the mainframe!

(The baby looks up and yells excitedly)

1: Yeah! We’re in!

2: Yes! Get it, girl, get it!

1: We’re in!

2: Hacking hacking hacking! Go go go!

(Baby starts excitedly slapping the keys with open hands)

(Person 2 wheezily laughs)

1: That’s what I do too.

End description.]

[arctic-hands]

teh l33test haxxor eva

[chatwiththeclouds]

Babygenius (1999)

[dankmemeuniversity]

[tamamita]

[anxietyproblem]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[debkorvelus]

I feel sorry for the old man, but it was stealing.  There is no apparently about it. Water is not free, it’s not a right to have it, and people pay must pay for it.  If a government gives a thing to you like utilities, its still not free because they take it from somewhere else, like in taxes.  

[nutsacktorturer]

[gigastacyy-deactivated20231011]

my friend visiting my house: hey i’m thirsty can i get a glass of water

me:

[stormesandshowers]

Nestle isn’t gonna fuck you

[divorciada-deactivated20220101]

whenever football men fall on the floor that is the worst kind of pathetic i hate it every time. you are nothing.

[czrn]

God I finally (I mean FINALLY) reached the part of the book where the Amis appears. And Jesus fucking Christ, I still I wasn't prepared. Grantaire most define characteristic is how much he is in love with Enjolras. How come it took me 8 years in this fandom to discover how gay the original material really are. Y'all did me wrong

[exciting]

petition to change all of academia’s “et al” to “& besties”

[thisisalovestry]

being the eldest daughter is just *asks mother what’s wrong* *cannot express emotions* *”don’t worry i’ll do it”* *fiercely independent but only bc you would rather die than inconvenience someone by asking for help* *carries the trauma of your entire family* *asks mother what’s wrong* *the constant feeling of guilt that has no known origin* *third parent. maybe even replacement father if urs is shitty enough* *emotional punching bag for both parents* *not even a slight clue as to what a healthy boundary is* *asks mother what’s wrong*

[aletheyass]

i know this is mean spirited but i love to see pain on the swiss twink's face

[czrn]

Wtf europe

[czrn]

Why is the best host a literal child?

[czrn]

Stop giving Israel points wtf

[czrn]

Why is nobody giving points to Ukraine? Wtf is wrong with the jury vote

[vinehs]

cottagecore lesbians getting in their eurovision votes for ukraine last minute

[czrn]

This ventriloquist doll they are using to represent Mans is pretty convincing.

[dreamingoffictionalcharacters]

Lordi lordi lordi give us lordi