Born too late to participate in sixteenth century Spanish mysticism, born too early to experience life as an Episcopal space monk, ankles draped over into the water, fishing the seas of Jupiter’s moon Europa.
I hate men’s formalware like it CAN be attractive in limited circumstances and it CAN make you feel attractive in limited circumstances but I live in 90 humid heat and I don’t like having something AROUND MY NECK and <s>also it is my god given right to show off some leg</s>
something i actually just realized on call w some friends recently is how crazey it is that your online friends are as many as thousands of feet above or below u right now. like if you teleported to their location without changing your height above sea level, well your fucked in some way basically
the year is 2035. the new beauty standard is for women to cut their ears off, as ears are a masculine trait which make the face look too big and hearing isnt necessary as it doesnt align with being demure. evil feminists say perhaps this is unnecessary and ears are natural. women are agressively proclaiming they are cutting their ears off due to sensory issues
Do you want to learn a new language this fall? Help me to help you learn Spanish, Italian, Latin or French 🔔
Been meaning to finally pick up that language but summer is getting away from you?
I'm a licensed languages teacher and I've been teaching since 2017. My mother tongue is Spanish and I'm a self-taught English speaker, with advanced proficiency in Italian and French, mostly self-taught after having lived in these countries. Besides, due to my #specialinterests, I know Latin as well, which I studied for 5 years and I keep reading and translating to this day.
My lessons:
22€ / hour (25$ at the time of posting) for 1-1 lessons. 15€ / hour (17$ at the time of posting) for group lessons (max. 4 students)
Teaching hours → (GMT+2) 9 AM - 8 PM Monday to Saturday / 3 AM – 2 PM (GMT-4) / 8 AM – 7 PM (GMT+1) / 4 PM – 3 AM (GMT+9)
Why choose me?
🎖 Besides having experience teaching, I tailor my lessons to whatever my students are interested in. Conversation-only, vacation-focused classes, reading, reviewing points from your irl lessons, official exam certificates...
🎖 I currently have a full roster of happy, satisfied students, but I have room for a few more and honestly, I need the work. I've been unemployed for 4 years and live on my mother's small widow's pension. I complement the hours I spend job-seeking with my lessons so I can save up and become independent. Booking with me genuinely helps.
🎖 I've been in your situation too: I've learnt these languages myself, so I know what's actually difficult and what you can skip, which means I'll know what you'll struggle with before you do.
🎖 I have a BA in Romance languages and literature and a M.Ed., on top of real teaching experience, and I've lived in Italy, France and Spain (my home country).
🎖 I don't have a website up yet, but if you'd like more credibility before booking, just ask and I'll happily send over my CV or my students' contact.
🎖 Free trial lesson to see if my teaching style works for you!
🎖 Platforms: Google Meet, Microsoft Teams, or Discord (camera optional).
DM and/or fill out this questionnaire if you're interested.
Hello, thank you for filling this form. If you think I should add another question, let me know @quercucinus.
#people want to treat their own bad behavior as if it was as inevitable as the weather #and then when the people they're assholes to are like 'actually fuck you' and stand up for themselves #they get all pearl clutchy about how they have a ~right to express themselves~ and how other people ~just can't handle the truth~ #toddlers (via @shesgonnachangetheworld)
In conversation with multiple posts going around discussing technical literacy and typing skills…
I HAD typing classes: my typing speed is less than 35 Words Per Minute
I did NOT have typing classes: my typing speed is less than 35 WPM
I HAD typing classes: my typing speed is 36-45 WPM
I did NOT have typing classes: my typing speed is 36-45 WPM
I HAD typing classes: my typing speed is 46-55 WPM
I did NOT have typing classes: my typing speed is 46-55 WPM
I HAD typing classes: my typing speed is 56-69 WPM
I did NOT have typing classes: my typing speed is 56-69 WPM
I HAD typing classes: my typing speed is faster than 70 WPM
I did NOT have typing classes: my typing speed is faster than 70 WPM
I'm on mobile/ vanilla extract option
Remaining time: 7 hours 12 minutes
➡️ Take a typing test here (and you need an actual, physical keyboard for this):
The industry-standard benchmark used by employers and typing certifications worldwide.
➡️ 'Typing classes' refers to computer skills classes you might have had in school; you can also count games or other related typing training your parents might have had you do.
➡️ Across 3 different typing test websites*, the (english language) world average typing speed is 40 WPM.
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