spewing venom

Daniel Henderson Just waiting for everyone to get the fuck over it, so I can move on with my life.

[haileystillhere-blog]

Finally, Summer.

[haileystillhere-blog]

Or something. Just worry about yourself, Daniel.

[d--henderson-blog]

I am worried about myself. I'm worried that with everyone boring me to death this summer I won't be making it to college.

[knowingnola-blog]

God I need a drink.

[d--henderson-blog]

Want some company?

[alyssastrohm-blog]

Turned down my usual summer job at the diner.

[alyssastrohm-blog]

Sorry to burst your bubble, but you’re a little too short for me. And by a little, I mean a foot. But I know you fantasize about me. It’s alright.

[d--henderson-blog]

I fantasize about a lot of things but you're not one of them. Sorry to burst you're fucking bubble.

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Please don't tell me you're all going to be a buzzkill this summer

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It was alright… okay, it was fun, but don’t let it go to your head. But that was last year. This is a whole new year and it isn’t so easy to top yourself, you know. I’d watch out. What would your life come to if someone swooped in and stole your thunder? You might have to change names or switch towns if the embarrassment becomes too much.

[d--henderson-blog]

Never said it would be easy, but I can bet anything that you won't be able to. You talk a good game - must be from all those years hanging around me. We'll see. I mean, you can keep lying to yourself and thinking you can do it but I'd give that up while you're ahead.

[haileystillhere-blog]

Finally, Summer.

[haileystillhere-blog]

And do what exactly?

[d--henderson-blog]

I'm starting to worry about everyone in this damn town. Did you forget how to live or something?

[haileystillhere-blog]

Finally, Summer.

Maybe I can just stay in my room for the next three months.

[d--henderson-blog]

That's one fucked up summer. Or you could not be a hermit? Just a thought.

[alyssastrohm-blog]

Turned down my usual summer job at the diner.

[alyssastrohm-blog]

You’re seriously just conceding?

[d--henderson-blog]

I mean I could go on all day about how you secretly wish you were a part of my sex life and that's why you're always bringing it up and making fun of it, if you really want me to.

[alyssastrohm-blog]

Turned down my usual summer job at the diner.

[alyssastrohm-blog]

That’s because you enjoy talking about it and I enjoy mocking you. 

[d--henderson-blog]

Touche, Strohm. Touche.

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Please don't tell me you're all going to be a buzzkill this summer

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Good idea. I’ll see what I can do.

Is this a challenge, Danny? They’ll be better than yours by far. Be careful who you’re up against here. I’ll make sure to save you an invitation, though, if yours doesn’t do too well and you need somewhere else to hang.

[d--henderson-blog]

Guess we'll see about that then. Be careful who you're up against, I think you're forgetting about that party last summer thrown by yours truly - face it, I'm the king of these things. Oh how generous of you.

[alyssastrohm-blog]

Turned down my usual summer job at the diner.

[alyssastrohm-blog]

So much that you’ll sleep with every female teenager in this town to prove it.

[d--henderson-blog]

You talk a whole damn lot about my sex life for someone who hates me so much.

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Please don't tell me you're all going to be a buzzkill this summer

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Do you think putting up some flyers might help? Too tacky?

Slowly but surely! So do I. I have a feeling there will be a few good ones to go to this Summer. Some of which may or may not be thrown by yours truly. Unless you’re willing to top that.

[d--henderson-blog]

You should just put an ad in the paper, while at your at it.

Thinking about hosting some parties? Go for it, if you think they can live up to the ones I'm gonna throw.

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My skin.. muscles… maybe even my bones. She’s insufferable. Wanna take her in as your sister?

Nothing beats that. I was just making sure! I think all hope is lost the minute you stop partying. 

[d--henderson-blog]

I'm gonna say no, but good luck on the hunt for the poor soul who's willing to.

Give yourself some credit, you're getting there yourself. But yeah, you could say that - I do hate to miss a good party.

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Please don't tell me you're all going to be a buzzkill this summer

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Good, because that was about to be the last time we ever have a conversation. One Alyssa is enough. There’s no way I’m handling two.

Trying to instill some fun in these people. I swear, some of them don’t have a pulse. Don’t tell me you’re thinking about rolling over and playing dead for the summer, too?

[d--henderson-blog]

Oh god, well she really gets under your skin doesn't she?

You're a bit late. Most of them have never had a pulse, not like us and the gane. Did you seriously just ask me that? It's like you don't know me at all.

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Please don't tell me you're all going to be a buzzkill this summer

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You sound like Alyssa. I’m perfectly fine getting ‘wasted’ on my own, thank you very much.

[d--henderson-blog]

Fuck, then remind me never to say anything like that again. How the hell are ya, blondie?

[alyssastrohm-blog]

Turned down my usual summer job at the diner.

[alyssastrohm-blog]

As soon as you get over yourself.

Talk about a Napoleon complex - wait, do you even know what that is?

[d--henderson-blog]

Yes, I know what that is. I don't have to make up for anything, I'm not Napolean. The dude was freaking pathetic. I actually have some self worth.

[alyssastrohm-blog]

Turned down my usual summer job at the diner.

[alyssastrohm-blog]

I thought you were too stupid to identify sarcasm.

You can get this from someone who enjoys your company. Tonight, when you’ll have yet another girl to give the clap to. Congratulations.

[d--henderson-blog]

It's no freaking wonder why no one actually talks to you. Get over yourself.

And by the way, the only thing I give those girls is the greatest night of their life.

[alyssastrohm-blog]

Turned down my usual summer job at the diner.

[alyssastrohm-blog]

You mean, not a complete wimp? How shocking.

You’re friends with my sister. And Stephanie. A motive is guaranteed.

[d--henderson-blog]

Exactly. Fuck, no one appreciates the sarcasm.

Is it so hard to believe that I just enjoy the banter that comes with talking to you? 'Cause let's face it, this is the most entertainment I'll be getting today. Well, not including tonight.