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this is going to be the satire that English professors make their students analyze in 50 years
If anyone had any doubt that Jewgle supports Marxism here’s the proof you need. Why isn’t there a doodle for Gen.George Patton who wanted to fight those fucking Commies?
Jesus Fucking Christ
Why does every moron from Cali idolize Marx, Mao, and Malcolm X?
Well the reasons are two fold.
1. Too much weed.
2. Too much stupid.
Lol MUH JOOOZ!
Jews? Pure coincidence, nothing to see here keep it moving.
Pictures showing the complete life cycle of Hickory Horned Devils. This was posted by reddit user JuanElMinero.
Lmao this a Pokémon
Cudi, Beavis & Butthead
Trudeau bumped into a woman MP and an NDP MP literally said “that wasn’t very feminist of you”, like a cartoon version of a house session
Canadian politics is pretty wacky when you go from a huge wildfire to accidently bumping into a woman.
Appreciating beautiful people is sexist, too. So gauche’.
Is this real life? I had to look it up.
I’m trying to figure it out. I THINK he might have gotten in trouble for taking the arm of a male politician, he says to assist him, and a woman behind him that he bumped into is making it all about her.
The articles about it are like a trip to crazytown. There’s a lot of hubbub but it’s not clear what if anything happened.
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/05/18/niki-ashton-justin-trudeau-feminist_n_10036422.html
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/05/18/justin-trudeau-manhandle-gord-brown_n_10034310.html?1
http://www.macleans.ca/politics/ottawa/in-this-house-of-commons-fracas-everyone-loses-especially-justin-trudeau/
Wells has a decent take.
Real life is the new satire.
Lol
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lol @ all the shitty fast food workers blowing up your mentions bitching because they suck at their minimal skill requiring job 😂
Look if I was retarded and no one told me, I’d be pissed if I found out slowly later in life too.
Not only do they support the destruction of their own jobs, a higher minimum wage makes the remaining workload that much harder... dumbasses.
“we usually protect but today we servin"
$15 per hour my ass. Stupid McFucks.
you’re one order out of hundreds buddy so shut it
these people are not paid enough to care and do not give a fuck about you or your big mac
you’re not that important
You pay money for a certain product, you’re entitled to be upset when the product you paid for is not what you ordered. Since you’re obviously such a displeasure to be around maybe you shouldn’t work in customer service.
No you don’t need to be upset, you need to
1) pick it off if possible and be a fucking adult about a simple mistake because no one and nothing is perfect get over it
2) bring it back and ask politely for it to be remade because guess what… well fucking do it. And if you’re really nice you’ll probably get something extra like a free dessert or a free drink or some extra of that sauce you like on the sammich
Seriously, a mistake out of hundreds of orders a day shouldn’t be some sort of reason we don’t deserve a living wage.
Sorry, but you $15 an hour people have no idea how economics work. This is why you are slowly being replaced by electronic kiosks.
and that’s why people like you can fuck right off
you people are dicks to these people and think that you can shit on them and then expect them to give a shit when they make your order wrong
and plus even if they are replaced by a robot you’re just gonna complain when that fucks up to
why?
because people like you love to complain and think you’re better than someone
you aren’t by the way
these ppl view us as robots anyways…
"My argument for [raising the minimum wage] is: I am sick and tired of dealing with these morelocks at the cashiers. Their only job is to introduce errors between my order and the inputting process. I want these people out of work. I want them to turn that screen around and I can input my order [myself]. When I go to CVS, I will wait on line for that self-checkout–I do not want to interact with these people. So, when the minimum wage is implemented, they’ll all be out of work, they will not be cashiers interacting with me, and my life will be significantly better." - Michael Malice
$15 per hour my ass. Stupid McFucks.
you’re one order out of hundreds buddy so shut it
these people are not paid enough to care and do not give a fuck about you or your big mac
you’re not that important
Consider this though, neither are you.
Yeah and?
Neither are you
you ate half the burger before realizing there were pickles on it?
people use to do that all the time at burger king. Bring it back half eaten and then try and get me to make another one
like sorry but if you’re that stupid not to check it then you’re not getting a free burger
I’d tell customers to fuck off all the time when they came at me with their petty bullshit
I wasn’t getting paid enough to deal with it
I SHOULDNT HAVE TO CHECK MY FUCKING BURGER BEFORE I EAT IT.
How fucking stupid are you? If you didn’t like the fucking pay, get some worth while skills, and get a better fucking job. I used to work at an automotive chain. I had almost 0 automotive skills. They took care of my certifications. The more certifications I gained, the more I got paid. Now I’m a certified mechanic. It costed me nothing. I also got paid for My certification and training time.
Half the time you can’t even order correctly bro. I can’t tell u how many times we make an order perfectly and ppl come back and complain it was still wrong because they forgot to order something or forgot what the item was and got something else. (But you guys sure can remember the name of the item after it was made damn). You don’t know shit about working in an environment like that. Fast food workers are fucking humans, humans make mistakes, if you say you never make mistakes at your job you’re a liar. Fucking deal with it, its fast food, not some fancy gourmet shit alright.
btw you should be mad that some giant ass corporation is charging you any money at all for that tiny pathetic meat patty.
It’s not a matter of me not ordering right? I ordered it just fine. My receipt shows my order as I ordered it. You can’t turn this around on me lol
They try so fucking hard it’s hilarious
Anything AFPE says is automatically irrelevant.
1) you suck my dick ok Mil? 2) OP I never said you specifically, I said that customers in general and I said half the time clearly indicating not this time. I’m just saying, one mistake out of hundreds isn’t a reason to deprive us of a living wage.
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$15 per hour my ass. Stupid McFucks.
you’re one order out of hundreds buddy so shut it
these people are not paid enough to care and do not give a fuck about you or your big mac
you’re not that important
Consider this though, neither are you.
Yeah and?
Neither are you
you ate half the burger before realizing there were pickles on it?
people use to do that all the time at burger king. Bring it back half eaten and then try and get me to make another one
like sorry but if you’re that stupid not to check it then you’re not getting a free burger
I’d tell customers to fuck off all the time when they came at me with their petty bullshit
I wasn’t getting paid enough to deal with it
I SHOULDNT HAVE TO CHECK MY FUCKING BURGER BEFORE I EAT IT.
How fucking stupid are you? If you didn’t like the fucking pay, get some worth while skills, and get a better fucking job. I used to work at an automotive chain. I had almost 0 automotive skills. They took care of my certifications. The more certifications I gained, the more I got paid. Now I’m a certified mechanic. It costed me nothing. I also got paid for My certification and training time.
Half the time you can’t even order correctly bro. I can’t tell u how many times we make an order perfectly and ppl come back and complain it was still wrong because they forgot to order something or forgot what the item was and got something else. (But you guys sure can remember the name of the item after it was made damn). You don’t know shit about working in an environment like that. Fast food workers are fucking humans, humans make mistakes, if you say you never make mistakes at your job you’re a liar. Fucking deal with it, its fast food, not some fancy gourmet shit alright.
btw you should be mad that some giant ass corporation is charging you any money at all for that tiny pathetic meat patty.
$15 per hour my ass.
you’re one order out of hundreds buddy so shut it
Thats why they're being replaced by robots.