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we tolerate anarchy here
atom
*talking to a toaster*
kit: You are a just a metal box
toaster: I am NOT a box. I am a MAN.
So i'm in the sink. That sounds nice..?
kit
thank god kit is so garbage
dm atom
this is gonna sound weird...you plunge your sword into her...
dm atom
I just wanna ride this boy to the top
kit
Why are the dice being so mean to us and our boobs?
me
Why does no one want to have sex with Spira?!
spira
LISTEN buddy
mel, all day, every day. just. all the time
you light up your stick. with magic.
atom
it's just using its tail to massage its butt
phase 4
mel: why did you giggle..?
atom: oh... i was just thinking of pennywise..."
me: oh yeah? because when i think of pennywise i, too, am overwhelmed with laughter...
brb guys I have to go take a sick whizz
kit evenwood, eloquent as ever
i have already compromised my aesthetic for this pufferfish on my head
lena
“let’s roll for racism, shall we?”
— dm
mittens is a deadly foe
the revelation of a big bad’s name, said completely seriously
todays dnd campaign
today my players:
- got pickpocketed by a 12 year old child
- our wizard decided the best way to stop him was to cast magic missile at the child
- child almost died
- wizard got arrested and then bailed out
- players went to a casino to find the thieves guild but the wizard drank fantasy moonshine and passed out 5 minutes in so they couldnt
- next day, its 8:45am and they didnt want to go in too early so they found other things to do during the day
- i had 1 thing planned - a fighting arena - but improved 2 shitty things (a market and a rock museum) so theyd chose the arena
- no
- no
- my players chose the rock museum
- they go to the rock museum that only has five rocks and is run by a goliath man
- he asks if they want the guided tour of these 5 rocks - the fighter says yes and pays 2 copper pieces
- guided tour (that i had to make up on the spot)
- rock 1 - a greystone rock from the greystone area that i found when my brother pushed me off of a cliff at age 5
- rock 2 - a blackstone rock from the blackstone area that my brother gave to me to apologise
- rock 3 - a volcanic rock i found when i lost my leg looking for rocks in a volcano
- rock 4 - the rock i killed my brother with
- rock 5 - a pebble my boyfriend taught me how to skip rocks with - this is my fave rock
- wizard goes and finds a cool rock to give goliath and ends up vomiting over the pebble due to being hungover
- goliath doesnt realise and wizard lures him out of the building whilst fighter cleans up the vomit
- wizard and goliath have a touching heart to heart moment
- goliath says goodbye and takes the pebble with him into a sideroom
- as he leaves the fighter asks him what his name is
- goliath turns round dramatically
- my name,,is,,dwayne johnson