Gonna catch 'em all

Danny Phan-- erm, Fenton, normal teenager! (( please read the read this page first! )) m!a status:  None

[d-fenton]

Well, I know pretty much no one on here anymore. Anyone around that wants to talk?

[d-fenton]

So uhh... 

'Sup?

[d-fenton]

It's been a while since you logged on here, busy with... Well, a lot of junk lately. It isn't even really that you've been busy, it's just that you haven't really wanted to go online. After everything that happened, it didn't really make sense to just stick around. But, heck, here you are! Wow. 

This is weird.

[d-fenton]

(( yOU KNOW WHAT, WE'RE FUCKING BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK. ))

[d-fenton]

(( hey yo i'm over here now. ))

[d-fenton]

[You back up a little, eyes narrowed.]

I’m not crazy!

[silentsnowreaper]

[Smirking, you nudge him again.]

Mon cher, I never said you were. I only said that such a state as yours can cause madness.

[d-fenton]

[You bat it away, pouting a little.]

Stop that, it's annoying.

[d-fenton]

I’m not crazy, but I’m also not a jerk. [You cross your arms, looking her in the eyes as best as you can.]

[silentsnowreaper]

[You roll your eyes, and nudge him lightly with your scythe, frowning at him.]

So you say.

[d-fenton]

[You back up a little, eyes narrowed.]

I'm not crazy!

[d-fenton]

[You sigh, chewing on your lip.]

Alright, ma’am. If you say so.

[silentsnowreaper]

[Your wings flutter slightly, an annoyed sound escaping you.] I threaten you and then you try to help me. And you said you aren’t crazy.

[d-fenton]

I'm not crazy, but I'm also not a jerk. [You cross your arms, looking her in the eyes as best as you can.]

[d-fenton]

[You just sort of hover there, trying to help, panicking a little.]

[silentsnowreaper]

[You shuffle away from him, somewhat annoyed by his panic. Managing to calm down enough to actually speak, you sigh.]

I said I’m fine.

[d-fenton]

[You sigh, chewing on your lip.]

Alright, ma'am. If you say so.

[d-fenton]

Whoa, are you okay?

[You float down, standing next to her. Oh god what do.] 

Don’t worry, you’ll be okay, ma’am.

[silentsnowreaper]

[Waving him off, you frown, grumbling quietly.]

I’m fine.

[You say as you try to stop hacking up your lungs. Jeez, Rose.]

[d-fenton]

[You just sort of hover there, trying to help, panicking a little.]

[d-fenton]

So, what are you gonna do to me?

[You float a little closer, though warily.]

I’m not gonna hurt anyone, I swear.

[silentsnowreaper]

[You open your mouth to respond, but start coughing, doubling over from the force of them. Goddamn it.]

[d-fenton]

Whoa, are you okay?

[You float down, standing next to her. Oh god what do.] 

Don't worry, you'll be okay, ma'am.

[d-fenton]

  So what? Then I hurt myself, no one else. Are you even allowed to kill someone?

[He looks down at her, eyes terrified.]

I’m not crazy.

[silentsnowreaper]

[Damn it. There goes that front. Her shoulders slump, as she glares up at him, looking defeated.]

No, I’m not. Outright killing someone is against the rules. Even a halfling like you.

[d-fenton]

So, what are you gonna do to me?

[You float a little closer, though warily.]

I'm not gonna hurt anyone, I swear.

[d-fenton]

  [He stays completely still, frowning.]

I’m not dead, though! I mean… Erm… Oh, come on!

[silentsnowreaper]

No, you are half dead. It is unnatural, for one.

[She snickers quietly at his distress, unable to help herself.]

What, do you not think it will never affect your physical or mental conditions? Such a thing can drive a man to madness.

[d-fenton]

So what? Then I hurt myself, no one else. Are you even allowed to kill someone?

[He looks down at her, eyes terrified.]

I'm not crazy.

[d-fenton]

[He scowls, crossing his arms, floating just out of reach of her.]

Yeah, and that’s why I don’t want to hurt you. 

[silentsnowreaper]

[Twisting her scythe around, she raises a brow, settling a hand on her hip.]

I do so dislike it when stubborn souls try to fight off death.

[d-fenton]

[He stays completely still, frowning.]

I'm not dead, though! I mean... Erm... Oh, come on!

[d-fenton]

[Eyes widening as he notices the wings, he flies higher, muttering.]

Look, lady, I don’t wanna hurt you. Just stop whatever you’re doing!

[silentsnowreaper]

[She laughs, the sound somewhat like a high, amused hoot of an owl, and lands on the roof, wings stretched out still.]

Didn’t your mother ever teach you that hurting a lady is bad form?

[d-fenton]

[He scowls, crossing his arms, floating just out of reach of her.]

Yeah, and that's why I don't want to hurt you. 

[d-fenton]

  [He quickly transforms into a ghost, phasing through the roof and floating slightly above it, not too high, though.]

Gonna have to try harder!

[silentsnowreaper]

[Chittering in an annoyed tone, she slides out of a nearby window, wings flapping rather eagerly in hopes of taking flight.]

[d-fenton]

[Eyes widening as he notices the wings, he flies higher, muttering.]

Look, lady, I don't wanna hurt you. Just stop whatever you're doing!

[d-fenton]

I never said I was going to hurt anyone, just that you won’t like what I’ll do.

[He smirks, disappearing back through the wall, waving at her slyly.]

[silentsnowreaper]

[She lets out a string of curses in French, hurrying after him.]

Don’t think you will get away from me so easily, little boy.

[d-fenton]

[He quickly transforms into a ghost, phasing through the roof and floating slightly above it, not too high, though.]

Gonna have to try harder!