Basketball God™

The nicest asshole you'll ever meet.

[daddyxbb-deactivated20170820]

hmu with plots

[d-santana11]

This texting life isn't for me.

[d-santana11]

Got a birthday party to go to today, finna turn up off of apple juice and animal crackers with my young thug.

[d-santana11]

My house never been this quiet before.

[d-santana11]

@caelanyoung Gotta stay strong and wait.

[d-santana11]

It's just a phase..I'll wait.

[d-santana11]

Now I see why I gotta put forth effort when talking to females. Ya'll gay.

[d-santana11]

Afternoon.

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Darius was forced to go to a family reunion with his son and baby mama who he hates more than anything. "Darius, it's raining, it's late.. Jayden is knocked out, let's just get a hotel room and crash." Carmen said with a hint of annoyance. "The last thing I need is to be stuck in a room with your ass, we'll be fine." Darius concluded but ofcourse Carmen wasn't taking no as an answer. She turned in her seat and shook Jayden lightly causing him to wake up from his precious nap. "Honey, tell your dad that you want to sleep in a bed and that the car isn't comfortable." Jayden, scared of his mother's reaction if he opposed, quickly nodded his head as Darius looked at him in the rear view mirror. Letting out a deep sigh, ten minutes later Darius parked in a Marriott hotel parking lot and got out of the car. "Stay here til I get back..I'll book us a room." Darius said while looking at Carmen, she smiled and leaned back in her seat. A few moments later Darius came back and gave Carmen the room key as she wasted no time heading up to the room. Darius, tired of the bullshit with Carmen sat in the hotel lobby for a little while before heading back up to the room. As he opened the door, all he could hear were squeals of excitement. "OH MY GOD! DARIUS! YOU GOT ME FLOWERS, THE LETTER. YOU'RE SO SWEET!" She threw herself into Darius' arms in high hopes that he would catch her but he didn't. "What the fuck? I ain't get you no flowers.. or wrote a letter.." The smile soon fell into an angry scowl. "Is this a fucking joke? Am I being punk'd?" Darius let out a chuckle, "You and I both know damn well punk'd hasn't aired in centuries." as she continued on with her rant Darius kneeled down at the edge of the bed as Jayden followed. "Lord if you please make this woman shut the..--be quiet, I promise I won't make fun of a girl on Twitter again. Amen." Jayden looked up at his father, "Amen!" he shouted. The end.

[d-santana11]

My son annoys me just as much as I annoy him. It's what we do.

[skyedollasign]

Mean ass headache.

[d-santana11]

I don't wanna be your boyfriend or your bestfriend. I like creativity so be crazy if you want to.

[annuhconduh]

Lightskin females. RT That 48 hour 24 hour whatever rule is such bull. If I give you my number and you text me talking about "Hey it's so and so from so and so" days later, I already forgot your childish ass. move around.

[tajxavi]

hit me up for plots

[d-santana11]

Too early

[d-santana11]

@angelicapickl3s Bet he don't.

[d-santana11]

@offlineniece Don't do my son.