23 sharps is the only way to go

[five-flats]

a call for an election

following @classicalcarp’s resignation as president of music tumblr an election is in order. nominees are required from all 5 parties of music tumblr - jesuses/deities, the carps, the keys, the composer fanblogs and the official-instrument blogs

this is to distract me from the fact that my crush of 11 months has started dating someone and i found out today

[hotguysfugue]

i’m none of these lmao

[opus3no1]

We demand equal representation

[jsbach-official]

Friend would you like a hug and some chocolate instead

[papabach]

@five-flats I would like to not nominate anyone, but automatically un-nominate any Mozart if they are nominated. Thank you. Sane leadership required.

[vanbeethoven-official]

THIS IS MY APPLICATION

NAME: I AM BEETHOVEN

QUALIFICATIONS: I AM BEETHOVEN

CURRENT JOB TITLE: I AM BEETHOVEN

[papabach]

I SAID SANE LUDWIG

YOU DO NOT QUALIFY

[fredericchopin-official]

me

[papabach]

Better

[viola-trash]

May I suggest @four-flats as this rigged election does not allow me to be in contention. Plus I think she’d be better at it than me anyways. :)

[that-twink-composer]

Guys let’s just run as independents! No party to hold our general urls back

[that-twink-composer]

Ok but to be totally honest @viola-trash is absolutely right and @four-flats has my vote any day

[deactivated-blog]

Why I stay on the marching/concert side

[saxoparent]

I didn’t even know we had a music tumblr president

[deactivated-blog]

CAN I NOMINATE MYSELF!

[dead-on-the-marching-field]

I’d vote for you

[deactivated-blog]

Awwww I have one vote!

[a-major-official]

I’ll vote for you too! I’d run for it, although this blog has been very inactive, and I haven’t been as active on my main blog as I used to be either :/

[deactivated-blog]

Yaaaaaay! People actually like me!!! :)))))))

[sunflowers-and-bullshit]

Is anyone even keeping track of the points anymore???

[deactivated-blog]

Idk man

[viola-trash]

CURRENT ELECTION STATUS CATEGORIZED BY AMOUNT OF VOTES

@marchingbandrules = 4

@four-flats = 3

@flutejesus = 3

@guard-satan = 2

Independents = 2

@ibepianist = 1

@vanbeethoven-official = 1

@fredericchopin-official = 1

@crazyhairedpianist = 1

@official-voice = 1

@carpical-class = 1

@classical-crap = 1

YOUR VOTES MATTER, GET THEM IN NOW FOR THE PRETTY MUCH USELESS LEADER WE HAVE

[pangeasdictator-deactivated2018]

I vote for @marchingbandrules for the doot doots.

[deactivated-blog]

DOOT DOOTS FOR YOU!

[viola-trash]

UPDATED STATS

@marchingbandrules = 11

@four-flats = 6

@flutejesus = 4

Independents = 3

@vanbeethoven-official = 2

@guard-satan = 2

@classical-crap = 2

@ibepianist = 1

@fredericchopin-official = 1

@crazyhairedpianist = 1

@official-voice = 1

@carpical-class = 1

@moz-arent = 1

[four-flats]

I’m in second!!!

Honestly though, if @marchingbandrules wins I will not be disappointed. Her blog is great! :)0

[five-flats]

guys we haven’t even got into the debates yet

[d-triple-sharp-major]

VOTE FOR ME !!!!!!!! !!!!! ALL KEY SIGNATURES WILL BE REPLACED BY BETTER ENHARMONIC VERSIONS

I'LL STOP ROSIN CRONCHING

I'LL KEEP THE MOZARTS UNDER CONTROL

I'LL END INJUSTICE TOWARDS VIOLISTS

VOTE FOR ME!!!!! I SWEAR IM SANE!!!!!!!!!

[classcarpical]

there will come a day where everyone i love will be dead

[carpical-class]

See, the humans are planning on eating us

[classcarpical]

oh no

[carpical-class]

NO FISH IS SAFE

[the-aesthetic-of-the-world]

Calm down uncle, some will be ok look

[carpical-class]

DO YOU SEE CARP ON THAT LIST KOI

[the-aesthetic-of-the-world]

YOUR RIGHT WERE DOOMED

[carpical-class]

*you’re and *we’re

When your parents left you with me, they specifically told me not to let you play with sharks or make grammar mistakes

[the-aesthetic-of-the-world]

Mum and Dad…. left me? Wha-

[carpical-class]

I’M SORRY. I was supposed to tell you when you’re older but… Now you know…

[classicalcarp-deactivated201805]

what. is. happening.

[wumbleberry-fc]

Please oh please don’t do the infinite false copies of in-the-key-of-f-major thing again with the carps!

[mahlerlove]

Please DO

[in-the-key-of-f-major]

NO

[wumbleberry-fc]

Ray, did they ever go away? Are you free (from that one thing if many things that sadly still remain)?

[in-the-key-of-f-major]

Unfortunately, @d-triple-sharp-major and @you-had-me-at-e-sharp-major still exist.

[d-triple-sharp-major]

i have been summoned

[five-flats]

fuck this fucking country fuck this fucking government FUCK EVERY SINGLE FUCKING ONE OF YOU CUNTS WHO VOTED LEAVE

[d-triple-sharp-major]

hey guys guess what i still exist hope you're all slorping your rosin at least twice a day i'll check up on you in 2 weeks

[thetrippytrip]

America take notes

[rrrrrrumi]

[ohyeahdefinitely]

Scotland delivers as always

[d-triple-sharp-major]

HDHDJDJJFJFKJFFMMFM

[in-the-key-of-f-major]

for real though what is wrong with classical music tumblr (including me)

[d-triple-sharp-major]

good question

[classicalcarp-deactivated201805]

I have a tip, young anon. Cronch all da rosin

wE

ARE

OVER

THIS

[classicalcarp-deactivated201805]

Let's have a rosin cronching party

WE

ARE

OVER

THIS

[you-had-me-at-e-flat-major]

me, receiving a handjob: ay, there’s the rub

[d-triple-sharp-major]

fun idea: use rosin as lube

[skeluigi]

[pulling-aggro]

God I love early comics, they just go against everything that modern comics are trying to do in the best ways

[ambientschnittke]

@classical-crap @classicalcarp @d-triple-sharp-major @carcrashstra @moz-arent

[d-triple-sharp-major]

SLORP SLORP

[trigger--harpy]

Visit Original Link

I had a hard time writing a beginning for this piece because the theme in its orignial form has really stupid harmonies and I guess it sounds a bit sloppy but overall I think it turned out okay. At the very least it was a fun little exercise C:

[five-flats]

ladies and gentleman the greatest composition of the modern age

[d-triple-sharp-major]

sorry this is the new greatest composition of the modern age

[dateagirlsuggestion]

date a girl who will sing duets with you

[d-triple-sharp-major]

even funnerer idea: write a duet to sing together in d triple sharp major, the best key

[carcrashstra]

So we already have cronch and slorp, the natural question is, what is the onomatopoeia for inhaling rosin vapour?

[carcrashstra]

SNORCH

[d-triple-sharp-major]

musicians vaped before it was cool

[trigger--harpy]

so i had an idea and it worked out better than i expected

[d-triple-sharp-major]

this is my new favourite thing

pls try and extended

[carcrashstra]

Why A quadruple flat major is an abomination @in-the-key-of-f-major

[d-triple-sharp-major]

If you do d triple sharp major it's easier because you can write it as if it's in bass clef 2 octaves up

[dateamusiciansuggestion]

date a musicians that buys you pumpkin spice rosin

[classicalcarp-deactivated201805]

stop

[d-triple-sharp-major]

date a musician whose favourite key is d triple sharp major

[carcrashstra]

Why A quadruple flat major is an abomination @in-the-key-of-f-major