a cunty green coat can only get you so far

24 | dungeon master, composer, multi-instrumentalist | he/they faggot | latino cub

[hotguysfugue]

[sesh]

[narcissistcookbook]

"i've got no qualms about it" meanwhile i'm over here making qualm chowder

[eebie]

The apple they fed to snow white wasnt poision at all it was just a red delicious

[hardwrench]

i would drink the orc’s soup

[olekscrane]

You got one mana and equip three for that?

[sygol]

Hi I'm 1 years old and learning to read through your posts. Cigarette.

very good job using your words! will someone get this toddling bitch a smoke

[scallioncreamcheesebagel]

she thinks she's drinks

[moviequotes3]

if stuart little tried to talk to me id just look away or pretend to not hear him

[sobcat]

people who do a PhD are running from something

[ostolero]

[rnismatch]

literally i dont give a fuck about prom unless registeel is going

[avantgarden-er]

cave guy: sorry i was out hunting a mammoth with gog

fujoshi cave wife: and how was it.

[hotguysfugue]

happy delicious pancakes day

[hotguysfugue]

oh joyous day!

[dizzyghoast]

i think its funny how if you imagine something scary enough your brain starts treating it like its real and out to get you. its really cool and not annoying at all

[dizzyghoast]

someone: i made up a guy called the Scary Getter! He's real spooky when he tries to getter you!

me: wow thats scary.....the Scary Getter.....what if hes real....what if he getters me???

[dizzyghoast]

gonna start reblogging this every time i start worrying about about the Scary Getter

[hjbender]

The Four Discoursemen

[dicksmasher]

[i-give-out-dogs]

Belgian Shepherd

[dicksmasher]

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