Sweet Seals For You, Always
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One Nice Bug Per Day
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The Bowery Presents
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sheepfilms
Kiana Khansmith
noise dept.
Product Placement
Misplaced Lens Cap
occasionally subtle
izzy's playlists!
if i look back, i am lost
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KIROKAZE
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
oozey mess
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@d01l-fac3
I think my dream job would be sitting in the writers' room for tv shows and just telling them when their ideas are bad. They don't even have to pay me, I'd do it for free. Really I don't even need a chair. I'll just stand in the corner.
Kero • Cardcaptor Sakura
Autistic Person: “We need these accommodations.”
Neurotypical Person: “But if we give them to you, we’ll have to give them to everyone else too.”
Autistic Person: “Then do that. No, really. We would love it if everyone got these accommodations. Not only would it help to remove the stigma, but it would also help those who need them and haven’t been diagnosed.”
Neurotypical Person: “Hey! I was just trying to bully you! How dare you respond by making sense!”
Edd’s big mistake.
He was floating near us and enjoying himself, until he realized he floated about 10 feet away from us and was gripped with UNRELENTING PANIC.
me at 4am: who am i
one of the most brilliant exchanges ever written for television tbh
I mean as story decisions go, giving Data a cat and the screentime to try to logically reason with the cat with very little success, thus letting the robot embody Every Cat Owner Ever, was A+
gromit calls you gay asmr
Destiel 2020
this is exactly the sort of information we the public needed to know 🥺
do you motherfuckers not want to sleep ever again
It's all fun and games until the cat yaks under there at 3:00am and you have to commando crawl in there with a pack of Chlorox wipes like fucking Theseus going to slay the minotaur
The Council of Elder Tubbies
I HATE WHEN PEOPLE ARE GROSSED OUT BY UNUSED TAMPONS. THATS LIKE BEING GROSSED OUT BY UNUSED NAPKINS, OR CLEAN SHEETS, OR CLEAN UNDERWEAR. LIKE OMG ITS NOT GOING TO HURT YOU. ITS CLEAN. TAMPONS EXIST WHY DO WOMEN HAVE TO BE EMBARRASSED OR HIDE THEM. ugh
Once I had an unopened box of tampons in plain view and my stepdad acted like that was some huge breach of social etiquette. I asked why on earth he was acting so weird about it, and he said, “Well you wouldn’t want me leaving a box of condoms lying around would you?”
Okay first of all, that you’re even implying that tampons and condoms are comparable items is fucking stupid since condoms are used for sex and tampons are used to like, you know, not bleed all the fuck over ourselves during this biological function none of us can stop. So that begs the question of why the fuck you’re sexualizing periods or items required to live hygienically during one, wherein the answer is that you believe vaginas are inherently sexual and only exist as something to stick your dick in. Because me leaving an unopened box of tampons in view is literally the same thing as leaving a stick of deodorant or a bar of fucking soap out on the counter if you’re considering them by their function. But God forbid I remind you vaginas exist in neutral everyday circumstances and that they don’t just manifest when you wanna fuck one.
Lots of important lines in here
adhd is: telling yourself “ alright time to get started” every 30 minutes and continuing to not move
Me: well time to get started
Goblin brain: it is isn’t it? Good on you for recognizing that!
Me: well thank you
Me: *stays seated*
i’ve been comprimised
i laughed for about 349583492547252 years
I’ve waited 2 years for this post to hit my dash again. Totes worth it
It get better this guy, he wanted to work for the police but they didnt want him because he was to “unfit” now he spends his freetime trolling and running from the police. he is by now a pretty famous comedian and just to show you
thats him dressed up as sonic and blocking real trafic photograph machines and stuff
thats him spraying a guy who smokes in a zone where its forbiden with a fire extungisher
blocking the street with a DIY railway
blind man driving
AND as a snail on a speedway
Read the signs correctly
