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Who won? (Did I win?)

(“Did I win” meaning, did I vote for the option that won. I seem to have a knack.)

spectraspecs-writes

#poll #my polls #random polls #poll time #polls #tumblr polls #not a poll #who would win

These are the four emails in my inbox and I feel like it’s a good summary of America today

#specs speaks

mankillercalledbunny

The answer to "How did these Ancient People do this????" is basically always

1. A lot of dudes. Just a ton of fucking people from beginning to end of the process.

2. Ancient people weren't stupid, they just figured shit out the same way we do: fuck around until you find out.

3. We're gonna plan this out and it's gonna take ten fucking years, and you will cope.

4. Sticks and string are surprisingly versatile and can be used for a variety of purposes, like moving stuff and making sure things are even and go in the spot you wanted to put them in!

5. I want to make this easier and more efficient to move. If I put this on the round thing and push, it will move. If I put this in water, it will move. If I get some animals and rope and have a whole bunch of them drag it, it will move. All of these things are a better option than one guy trying to pick the whole fucking thing up.

penrosesun

Sometimes the answer is also

6. They weren't even ancient, they just weren't white.

duplicitous-nature

wardenmcpherson

TRA here means "transracial adoptee" fyi, just in case you're used to seeing that in another context

ashubii

This is why I have TikTok

yesornopolls

If it still worked, would you still use a earbud after it fell into the toilet?

Yes

No

Remaining time: 6 days 4 hours

#I mean it depends on when it falls in the toilet #before? yeah all right I just use my IT skills and get it dry #after? no fuck that and the rest of them is going in the ewaste time to get new earbuds #the worst part is having to fish the one that fell in out. it’s ewaste #I can’t leave it to become part of the fatberg

prokopetz

The whole "Elvis sighting" thing is hilarious because, like, the first documented career Elvis impersonators began working over twenty years before the guy even died. I wonder why a public figure who has a whole industry of people who look and sound like him would generate an unusual number of posthumous sightings? It Is A Mystery.

bluestockingbaby

yesornopolls

Would it be a red flag to you if someone wrote romantic poetry or a love song about you?

Yes

No

Remaining time: 5 days 16 hours

#no but I’d be a little confused #that’s what I do

animentality

#my wife and I had already agreed on marriage without officially asking each other #one day in December she asked me to marry her and I said ‘of course! is this so you have something to talk about at holiday parties?’#we’re both texting btw I’m sitting in a parking booth 5 or 6 states away #and that was my verbatim response

derinthescarletpescatarian

What is a scarlet pescatarian?

I'm addicted to red herrings

theriverrivererrivererest

I should have… I should have fucking thought of that but here I am, Stupid and Clueless

derinthescarletpescatarian

You are not stupid and clueless, for you have gained knowledge this day!

hottestroadkill

i think chris flemings is one of the only comedians thats going to get into heaven

grenadineghost

you want to be mommy’s adjective noun, don’t you, pet name? you want to verb and verb for mommy like a good gender

alhyastarain

you want to be mommy's weird potato, don't you, Brian? you want to skip and somersault like a good jester

cheaphalloweencostume

my least favorite literary smut turn of phrase is when a guy is like “im gonna ruin this pussy” “im gonna wreck this pussy for anyone else” like stop.. thats not yours…!

goofda

“Imma destroy that pussy” my friend 😔

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