The Dread Pirate Rodgers

Lindsey. 30s. Tumblr Elder. Good work. Sleep well. Most likely kill you in the morning.

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.

[godtrauma]

my ultimate fantasy is to have a brain and body that allows me to enjoy being alive

[loveridden1999]

[catgirlanarchist]

i don't know who needs to hear this but you don't have to bite into that pastry. you can tear off a little piece and pop it in your mouth and it will be so much less messy and you will look so cute and have such a great time.

[the-worst-gayest-clown-ever]

I won’t do it I’m tearing into it like a tiger tears into raw flesh

[tarantula-hawk-wasp]

Trapped in the talkative cycle

[spitblossoms]

[rosieandthemoon]

[kyotoprotocols]

[pointnclick]

"we live in an uncaring universe." sorry the special planet full of beauty and animals and food literally growing out of the ground isnt good enough for you. i guess

[emcheeseman]

summer trip to my hometown in Florida, made a little art project about it 🌴🐬

[moonlitmartyr]

I hate ruminating on what could have been. Out here thinking "if only I locked in when I was 13" are we serious

[raven-lunatic]

Some recent cuties I drew for pin trades!

[nanalineni]

I love how varied and universally weird the circumstances for making lifelong friendships are. Here's this guy I accidentally messaged once and I could not imagine my life without them now. Here's this girl I was so scared of when I met her, I would kill for her and remind her to rest on the regular. Here's this other guy we have so much in common we used to joke we were the same person in different timelines. It took us years to meet in person and I attended his wedding. There are also people who entered my life in absolutely unremarkable ways but changed it forever for the better. It's wonderful how easy it is to find people to love.

[nanalineni]

This is the best post I have ever written, read the notes and be blessed by loving your friends magic

[birdplushie]

they should make it illegal to end your story with an epilogue where your main female character is suddenly randomly married and has children when she's never once expressed a desire for this previously

[mousegirlheart]

how being on the internet used to feel vs how it feels now

[tabris-the-seventeenth-angel]

HEARTBREAKING: friends who i should be going to the movies and playing dnd and watching anime and cosplaying and going to the mall and having sleepovers and exploring the woods with live one hundred trillion miles away

[rxttingcorpse]