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#it's his foodbaby #dogblr #my dog #i love my dog #ares the dog

My dad made Ares this beautiful collar and naturally I had to get him a new tag for it with his title: The Boss.

#my sister says he would sound like Sam Elliott if he could talk #she's not wrong!#dogblr #my dog #i love my dog

Do you ever feel like you're being watched?

#dogblr #my dog #i love my dog #old man dog #ares the dog

POV: You have bones and aren't sharing.

#dogblr #my dog #i love my dog #old man dog #geriatric dog #he loves him some bones

"Do you have any bones on your phone?"

#dogblr #my dog #ares the dog #old man dog

zooophagous

"I've decided not to vaccinate my animals. Think about it, how often do you see a rabid dog?"

Yes Heather think about it. Think about how few rabid dogs you see in your comfortable western country with easy access to vet care. Think about why it might be that you've never seen a rabid dog. Really dig deep here you absolute fucking fool.

zooophagous

You want to know how close you are to rabies at any given moment?

A box of kittens was given away for free in an elementary school parking lot here. This is the largest city in my state. One of the kittens became ill and later tested positive for rabies. All of the other kittens in the box and every single person who petted them in the parking lot had to be tracked down, and many of these people had to get painful and incredibly expensive shots. The kitten obviously died. I still have no idea if the people giving away said kittens were ever found and hopefully they were not bitten.

Give your stupid fucking dog a stupid fucking rabies shot. Even if you don't boost them every year, one shot is usually enough to grant a life long immunity. Stop fucking with incurable diseases. You'll lose.

tiktoks-for-dead-pope

rainbowbarnacle

apolladay

what do you tip bartenders/wait staff?

I don't tip

10-20%

always 20%

25% or more

Voting ended onDec 20, 2025

#15% but I'm in Canada where the waitstaff and servers are supposed to be paid like... not a living wage but minimum wage.#15% is tax btw so easy math haha

abirddogmoment

#a donut dog!!!

nefja

The devil reincarnated

He runs away when I photograph him so as punishment for being annoying (demanding bedtime snacks at 7PM), I whip out my phone and take photos of his grumpy, beautiful, handsome old man mug.

#dogblr #my dog #i love my dog #ares the dog #old man dog #geriatric dog

thebrittanybrigade

Bipedal? ✅

Featherless? ✅

Behold! A man!

maligatorthealligator

LIES!! BLASPHEMY!!!

BEHOLD!

FEATHERS

Clearly this is not a man, but a bird!

thebrittanybrigade

EXPOSED!!

Local bird MASQUERADES as a man!

More news at 9

#a bird dog for sure

It was such a bright, clear morning. The snow was so crisp over the river and the shadows cast by the bridge were striking.

#dogblr #my dog #i love my dog #ares the dog #winter #winter fun

#dogblr #my dog #i love my dog #ares the dog #geriatric dog #old man dog #senior dog #he's 13 so I think he's a bit beyond senior #we were alone at the dog park but it's cool #he likes to read the paper

brighthounds

On a happier note Florence is making her own salt dough pawprint ornament today, like Evelyn and Hazel (and Hailey) did a couple years back.

She is making it all by herself.

todaysbird

SEEKING INTERVIEWEES

i’m doing a longform piece for Offrange focused on herding dogs, and i’m looking to speak to a few people as individuals - i already have great contacts in the industry! this piece is centered around how overbreeding of ‘pet’ herding breeds & livestock guardian breeds has both overall hindered those breeds’ success and has left pet owners with unmanageable dogs that often do poorly in average households without enough to stimulate them. i’m looking to speak to anyone who:

bought a working dog and found it to be unable of doing the job (and you feel like the circumstances are relevant to poor breeding)

adopted a herding/LGD breed as a pet and regretted your decision or adapted to your lifestyle but found it a struggle

a vet, vet tech, kennel professional or other who has to work with many of these dogs

if you don’t see yourself here but you think you have something to say, feel free to reach out!

please DM me here by 12/9/25 if you are comfortable conducting a PHONE INTERVIEW (or email interview if that is not possible - just let me know). this should not be a super demanding interview, just a few quick questions. thank you!