I Don't Trust Nobody And Nobody Trusts Me

Bri. 25. NJ. Taylor follows. Met Taylor in the Rep Room 7/20

[cervine-arctophile]

[always-more-weed]

[hula-chili-soup-deactivated2016]

is your heart supposed to pound for ten minutes straight after you answer one question in class

[unclefather]

It’s with a heavy heart that I inform everyone that my neopet, Sir William Asshole, was taken from me by neopets protective services

[kulusevski]

society is so fucked up abba should be way bigger than the beatles 

[valtsv]

me emailing my college professors: hi bestie! i can't do this today

[primulaceas]

Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray

[catchef-deactivated20210529]

nothing wrong with meowing every meow and then

[wetslug]

god i hate being alive i just wanna die in a national park under mysterious circumstances 

[wetslug]

ok im done being dramatic i finally started my homework and its not that bad

[notasoupcompany]

[rslashrats]

forbidden neil the rat photos

[dankmemeuniversity]

[hackedalien-deactivated20150201]

World Population : 7,810,521,683 

just in case somebody start feelin too important

[bulbahaur-deactivated20160607]

7,810,521,682 and me

[cxndaquil]

This is my absolute favorite post ever i even saved the image on my laptop under the name of “and me” in a special folder with nothing but this image

[d0pabrineswift]

If I see lightning during this storm I’m going outside with a metal umbrella

[aridante]

Jonny Bolduc, Ending

[gaptoothsupremacy-deactivated20]

I think we’re all entitled to a little substance abuse in times of great strife

[fucko]

his head is a stove

[d0pabrineswift]

Hibachi chefs HATE him