Garchomp himself

[costryx]

I love bein a lil sassafras filled specimen

[d1garchompfan]

amen

[d1garchompfan]

i fucking LOVE stuffed crust pizza

#stuffedcrust

#imgonnastuffsomeone

[costryx]

i actually just made some. PU to the big d and grab a slice

[d1garchompfan]

Nah if i’m pulling up to dominos at this hour im getting teethy head

Seriously tho i don’t like dominos pizza all that much, im grabbing some boneless wings and garlic knots n im content

[d1garchompfan]

FUCK CANKER SORES

[d1garchompfan]

i fucking LOVE stuffed crust pizza

#stuffedcrust

#imgonnastuffsomeone

[costryx]

Was just thinking,

“Beating it” as a term for jerking off, and “beating it” as a term for assaulting your partner who doesn’t use conventional pronouns has to have a double entendre somewhere in there.

lmk if u find it

[d1garchompfan]

michael jackson solved this issue already

“just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it, no one wants to beat it beat it”

[d1garchompfan]

having an eyebrow piercing has lowkey helped me out so much with my hygiene

like i used to have such bad hygiene habits when it came to like brushing my teeth and such but because of this piercing and me having to take care of it, since im already in the room i just brush my teeth

[d1garchompfan]

bro i cannot wait for this world civ class to end

HOW THE FUCK DID WE GO FROM TALKING ABOUT ISLAM TO “have you read the bible” (student talking to the teacher)

[d1garchompfan]

life so good man my coworkers actually like me enough to hangout!!!

[d1garchompfan]

why have we gone down the evil timeline

all modern politics aside (kinda) the food in this country has gotten so fucking bad. i just saw a video on arsenic in nerds clusters and like bro why do so many different companies use like chemicals and fucking ores in foods.

like can we make the shit actually healthy??

[costryx]

reason that arsenic is dangerous is pretty interesting actually. It’s right below phosphorus on the periodic table so you can see they have similar properties due to the amount of electrons in their valence shell. So Arsenic will actually start to make bonds with the chemicals in the body that phosphorus would. But because it is a much bigger atom than phosphorus that means it can’t make as strong of a bond because it’s just too heavy, leading to all the bonds it makes eventually breaking. So when arsenic replaces all the phosphorus in a cell and then just fucking breaks it basically destroys the cell from the inside out

[d1garchompfan]

ah yes i love that in my foods i have something that can basically (from what you just told me) eradicate myself from the inside! lovely

[d1garchompfan]

why have we gone down the evil timeline

all modern politics aside (kinda) the food in this country has gotten so fucking bad. i just saw a video on arsenic in nerds clusters and like bro why do so many different companies use like chemicals and fucking ores in foods.

like can we make the shit actually healthy??

[d1garchompfan]

every fucking morning on tuesday n thursday my world civ teacher and a student in my class always have to debate christianity

don’t get me wrong religion is religion and believe what u wanna believe

but holy fuck is it EVERY CLASS!!!! LIKE IM GETTING ANNOYED!!!!!

[costryx]

you should interject with buddhism

[d1garchompfan]

that would be fucking awesome, however i have no concept of it

[d1garchompfan]

every fucking morning on tuesday n thursday my world civ teacher and a student in my class always have to debate christianity

don’t get me wrong religion is religion and believe what u wanna believe

but holy fuck is it EVERY CLASS!!!! LIKE IM GETTING ANNOYED!!!!!

[d1garchompfan]

why are both my 8am professors so political, don’t get me wrong it’s refreshing to hear good takes but at the same time i’m not awake yet bro hold on 😭😭

[costryx]

makes me think of how abhorrent an 8am MAGA professor would be

[d1garchompfan]

“yeah the strait is blocked and we’ve killed a lot of civilians… but atleast the dow is at 50,000!”

[d1garchompfan]

why are both my 8am professors so political, don’t get me wrong it’s refreshing to hear good takes but at the same time i’m not awake yet bro hold on 😭😭

[d1garchompfan]

feeling the protein farts bubbling in my guts like a bowl of soup