My ADHD Emporium

Im full of whimsy and wonder and facts about dinosaurs and space

[costryx]

Speaking of KSP i NEEEEEEEED missions to do Someone give me one

[costryx]

Honestly this is one of the single happiest moments i’ve had. Finally got my friend to get KSP 🥲🥲

[costryx]

do yo balls hang low?

do they wobble to and fro?

can you tie em in a knot?

can you tie em in a bow?

oh yes they do

Oh yes they do indeed possess all of the aforementioned qualities

[costryx]

i’m not taking my meds today. Everyone. Prepare

[costryx]

my glove box ate the checks!!! i found them!!!! 240$ saved 😭🙏

god is still not real tho

[costryx]

KEVIN AND JAMES 1

OLD DEAF HAG OF CONSTANT DISRUPTION 0

WE GOT EM BITCHES

[costryx]

I shot my instagram. He’s dead now.

[costryx]

I love bein a lil sassafras filled specimen

[d1garchompfan]

i fucking LOVE stuffed crust pizza

#stuffedcrust

#imgonnastuffsomeone

[costryx]

i actually just made some. PU to the big d and grab a slice

[d1garchompfan]

Nah if i’m pulling up to dominos at this hour im getting teethy head

Seriously tho i don’t like dominos pizza all that much, im grabbing some boneless wings and garlic knots n im content

[d1garchompfan]

i fucking LOVE stuffed crust pizza

#stuffedcrust

#imgonnastuffsomeone

[costryx]

i actually just made some. PU to the big d and grab a slice

[costryx]

Opening shift didn’t do a single fucking dish and i am now doomed to do them all. I am sisyphus this is my boulder.

[costryx]

2 greatest strengths

Ambition

Dick

[costryx]

chem teacher says “experimental data shows” after every claim and i’m convinced it’s due to the fact that otherwise no one would believe him causr half the shit this dude is saying is off the fuckin walls

[costryx]

Was just thinking,

“Beating it” as a term for jerking off, and “beating it” as a term for assaulting your partner who doesn’t use conventional pronouns has to have a double entendre somewhere in there.

lmk if u find it

[costryx]

guess who’s credit score is 698

[costryx]

everything is healthy in moderation. for example it’s okay to dislike your looks in moderation because sometimes a decision just straight up makes you butt fuck ugly. And quite frankly i think for me that decision is shaving my face to cleanly

[costryx]

humiliating senior assassin defeat had me towing my car from a wawa at midnight