Charlie Slimecicle is such a strange man I want to put him under a microscope.
Charlie Slimecicle is a strange man
- once wrestled a random child in a grocery store over a phone. It was the child's phone.
- wants to be thrown around like a ragdoll
- thought Captain Sparkles had performed a c-section on his own mother. Did not seemed phased by the idea at all.
- Thought snails could fossilize themselves, and then unfossilize.
- the battleship incident
FUCK WHY ARE YOU RIGHT



















