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[meforreal7]

I actually do just love a fic where Harry manages to hurt voldemorts feelings icl. It’s like the last thing u think of as being possible lol despite Voldemort literally being a human he’s just so above it all or in a rage u don’t consider the fact that Harry is in fact so deep under his skin a snub from him would actually be painful for him lol. Ofc Voldemort then hides all the mushy parts of himself and does his own thing of making himself feel better lol and maybe Harry doesn’t even know he just took shots at his enemy/lover in such a simple way but alas. I just like me some gentle angst

[thememedaddy]

[faerise-fae]

btw art by @limrx

[oze-x]

[tigertronn]

They’re not canon! There’s nothing remotely romantic about their relationship!

That’s cool. You go live in your sadness world. I, however, couldn’t care less about what you think, and will be in my world of schmoopy, campy, fluffy, gay fandom funtimes.

[bookwormbynight]

How am I not supposed to ship tomarrymort? They lived the same lives and came to opposite conclusions. They are perfect mirrors. Nobody else can understand them like they can understand each other. I feel like I'm losing my mind

[kinokozy]

I love Harry raises Tom fics and Harry doesn’t realize he is already in the father to future bride pipeline 🤡

[thememedaddy]

[stillnotmollified]

willing to bet money that “no, go back” is the least-pressed button in the history of the internet

[irreparableteacup]

i only like enemies to lovers if it’s gay because i think men who are mean to women don’t deserve to live

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

unpopular opinion probably but I actually like that ao3 doesn’t let people take back their kudos.

unlike social media platforms (which ao3 is not) where people unlike stuff whenever they think or find out the original posters’ moral compass doesn’t perfectly align with their own’s or whatever, and “likes” can be taken back at any time, ao3 treats kudos as something sacred. once you give it, it’s the author’s to keep forever.

[koopytron]

Best part is if someone deletes their account, the kudos remains, and it just gets swapped over to a guest kudos instead. The body is gone but the love remains.

[mydearestmoonyy]

remus is a damn good, responsible driver, but he still finds excuses to wreck his car every one in a while. anything for the view: sirius in a tight white tank top, tattoos gleaming under the sun, playlist thumping loud, tools in hand, bent deep over the hood with that perfect ass in the air and sweat sliding down his neck. yeah, remus would keep crashing that shit on purpose.

[thememedaddy]

[hiveswap]

Not now, kitten, m- da- m- your parental figure is in the middle of a gender crisis

[maja-paja]

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[luckyladylily]

So the thing is boobs really do be jiggling. If having breasts has taught me anything it is that the ladies frolic. I don't even have that large of boobs but every time I go down some stairs all I can think about is that stupid quote about boobing breastily down the stairs or whatever it is because God Damn.

But anime and video game boob jiggling is like. The most uncanny valley shit I've ever seen nine times out of ten. You would think people this horny about tits would have actually looked at some but I guess not.

What we really need is some pervert to compile the ultimate visual guide to boob bouncing physics that's just like 500 hours of meticulously organized videos of breasts of different size and shape and under different fabrics bouncing around from a wide variety of physical movements so horny game devs can finally get it right and I don't have to be creeped out by women who appear to have surgically implanted softballs in their chest under skin made of rubber bands.